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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ANUSES(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:46,
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latest was 11 years ago)
MY BROTHERS' ANUSES ARE OOZING WITH PUS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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I read this to the tune of 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:07,
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we've had'giving you a set of tools'
'something I can really get behind'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:52,
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'I was trying to get the three A's'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 21:55,
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I'm going to guess you've had 2 bottles of wine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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Oooh, are you going to get all punchy like Battered does when he drunk internets?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:25,
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Monts.BTW it's ani, as in ani port in a storm.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:30,
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YOURE ALL TALKING ABOUT BUMHOLES THAT SOUNDS FUN SNEE SNEE I WISH I HAD BEEN HERE TO TALK ABOUT BUMHOLES BUT I WERENT SO PISS OFF HUR HUR BYE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:37,
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I drank a lot of havanna and coke on Friday and what came out my arse on Saturday was jet black. I was somewhat perturbed if i'm honest.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:38,
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my brother switched from Special Brew to Guinness about ten years agoand has shat tar ever since
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:40,
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Lol, I've never been able to manage stout. I can bollocks on about how much the two ale festivals I go to a year are civilised events about sampling fine ale. But it's utter bollocks and if it was I'd probably be a real ale twat.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:52,
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Guiness makes my 'morning weight loss' look like I've drowned a small family of molesQuite disturbing.
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I usually drink Tennents, what with me living north of the border. That usually results in a 'flock of sparrows leaving a bush' the following morning.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:01,
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WTF are youse guys playing at?Once you've shit it you ent supposed to look at it.
You gotta learn to let go, gnome sayin?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:10,
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After a certain age you should check your pooI don't mean go at it with lolly sticks and a magnifying glass but at least check for blood/dark bits/lego*/etc.
*OK I lied about the lego
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Meccano in my day.That used to sting a bit.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:18,
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so 500g of Duplo is normal yeah? (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:20,
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You're not in Chariots anymore Dorothy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:43,
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I do.But I'm not telling you how I know. You'd only get an erection if you knew.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:51,
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*waves across a crowded sauna*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:56,
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How can I rely on you any more?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:19,
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I'm off nowunless anyone has anything important to say.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:59,
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I have no interest in bumholes.NONE WHATSOEVER.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:09,
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Apart from cleaning your elderly husband's ringer and snipping his tag nuts off when you change his colostomy bag. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:11,
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The difference being she's 2, not 82.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:14,
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And she's not housetrained yet?Christ on a bike, how thick is she?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:22,
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How many kids do you have? Ah. Sorry, forgot you're barren.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:24,
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Not talking from experience I hope Batts.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:13,
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I'd never let B3th near my arse, no matter how many gazzes she continues to send me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:14,
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No I wondered if you had been her husband's home help at some time.(Soz B3th)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:16,
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I'm a drunk miseryI might have a black pudding sandwich and compound the whole indignity
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:18,
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Please say you're going to cook it.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:20,
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Black pudding, cooked crisp on the outside but still light on the inside......served on a slice of toast with a poached egg on top.
Food of the Gods.
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I've an idea that crumbled over cheese on toast it'd be nomzo(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:22,
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Other way round. Black pudding on toast, crumble cheese on the top. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:24,
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Spoonful of bernaise on topMarvless.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:23,
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That does rather sound like you're going to nosh off a 'brother'.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:22,
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I'll come up and see you in December.I'll take you out for a Curry and beer.
Does that help?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:22,
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Stick it up your cock and shit out a six foot mouse.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:57,
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Sunday, bbzI feel like I've been away for months. It's been great.
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