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chicken vol au vents
alt: I am deeply unappreciated in my own time, really the sooner I die the better
altalt: OCD ent even a real thing it's just people being mental
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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latest was 12 years ago)
i am so un-OCD it's untrue
apart from one thing - all volume controls have to be on an odd number.
well ok that and the not sharing food thing. but that's just good hygiene.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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Probably best you don't scratch that surface
There's no doubt a whole world of crazy in there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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"it goes up to 11, see?"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Wrong! They should be EVEN numbers, everyone knows that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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i did actually once date a guy who had to have them on even numbers
it didn't last long
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Odd numbers are untidy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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it's from playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not"
odd numbers, you win.
even numbers, foreveralone.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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bitches be trippin
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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Depends if they are at the top of the scale or not
On my amp 15 is at 12 o'clock on the dial, so looks right.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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this i totally get
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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^ mentally ill
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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^gay prick
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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Shouldn't be on more than 2/3 of full anyway or you risk clipping and speaker damage
unless it's a really quiet recording.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Great tip, I didn't know this, I mean its not like i have a
HND IN MUSIC TECHNOLOGY, DISTINCTION DONCHAKNOW, OR ANYTHING.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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So you know where stuff plugs in, then?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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Yeah, and how to press 'record' AND rewinding shit. COR!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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Rewinding? You can remember TAPES?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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Yes, some of my finest work was recorded 'reel to reel'
*likes to move it etc*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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This may be of interest then
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/10/history_of_magnetic_tape_part_three/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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There's my commute reading for the day - cheers! I like that kinda thing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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It's a good site now and then for that kind of stuff.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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Bookmarked
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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I think I've read that!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:32,
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I thought it was well good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:33,
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I'm sure I have it at home, but with a different cover. I shall check later.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:43,
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Or, y'know, you could have bought an amplifier with a suitable power rating to use with your speakers.
i.e. amp much higher than the speakers. That way you avoid clipping and speaker damage, as the sound distorts before the speakers are damaged and you know you've hit the limit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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This is true
but most packaged systems aren't like that, so break.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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true enough
but it's still scary how many "high end" hifi experts/shops will tell you that your speaker rating should exceed that of your amp.
electronics fail 101.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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That's so they can sell you more expensive speakers.....
anyhow a decent amp should trip out if it clips.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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THIS
Don't people know ANYTHING????
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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I knew you were normal underneath all the weird shit you come out with.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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Oh, now steady on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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NOnonononononon, they have to end in '5' or '0'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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that's tombola tickets
silly gonz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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Hahaha
I like this.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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I don't get this. I don't think i've been to a tombola before.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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Ending in a 2 or 8 is best, truss bruv, try it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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Nah, has to be 3 or 7, primes innit.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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They are the worst ones! You know NUTTIN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Nah', thats servings of food.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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My volume control doesn't have numbers on it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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I can't see anyone disputing your second point in the alt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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mother might...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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Yet there seems to be an element of doubt...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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mother can be very cruel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Vol au vents are a deeply under-rated foodstuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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they would be nice stuffed with goats cheese and fresh chilli
or blue cheese and spinach and pine nuts
fuck chicken or tuna
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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I always like the prawn ones
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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or mushrooms
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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i love mushrooms
but creamy mushrooms in pastry is a bit bland. maybe we add your mushrooms to my blue cheese and fresh chilli. THEN there's a party.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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I'm in
but only on the vol au vent front
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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I love eating mushrooms directly from the frying pan, it's my favourite.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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however are you so single?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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i really dunno cos people tell me i'm lovely quite alot HAKSHULLY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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your mum doesn't count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:35,
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Yeah, she loses track after the fifteenth trick of the day
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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My mum's dead....no wait that's you!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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DELETION!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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SHOCKING!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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Y?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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rory set the irish mafia on me :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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S'ok I will repost it down there where you can't ruin my fun.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59,
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IT'S THE LAW
NO FACTOIDS ABOUT RORY THE HOMELESS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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HE POSTED IT NOT ME I WAS JUST 'SAMPLING'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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