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	 chicken vol au vents
	chicken vol au vents
 	alt: I am deeply unappreciated in my own time, really the sooner I die the better
altalt: OCD ent even a  real thing it's just people being mental
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58,
	
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	 i am so un-OCD it's untrue
	i am so un-OCD it's untrue
 	apart from one thing - all volume controls have to be on an odd number. 
well ok that and the not sharing food thing. but that's just good hygiene.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:59,
	
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	 Probably best you don't scratch that surface
	Probably best you don't scratch that surface
 	There's no doubt a whole world of crazy in there.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 "it goes up to 11, see?"
	"it goes up to 11, see?"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 Wrong! They should be EVEN numbers, everyone knows that.
	Wrong! They should be EVEN numbers, everyone knows that.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 i did actually once date a guy who had to have them on even numbers
	i did actually once date a guy who had to have them on even numbers
 	it didn't last long
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 Odd numbers are untidy.
	Odd numbers are untidy.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 it's from playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not"
	it's from playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not"
 	odd numbers, you win.
even numbers, foreveralone.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 bitches be trippin
	bitches be trippin
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 Depends if they are at the top of the scale or not
	Depends if they are at the top of the scale or not
 	On my amp 15 is at 12 o'clock on the dial, so looks right.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 this i totally get
	this i totally get
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 ^ mentally ill
	^ mentally ill
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 ^gay prick
	^gay prick
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 Shouldn't be on more than 2/3 of full anyway or you risk clipping and speaker damage
	Shouldn't be on more than 2/3 of full anyway or you risk clipping and speaker damage
 	unless it's a really quiet recording.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
	
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	 Great tip, I didn't know this, I mean its not like i have a
	Great tip, I didn't know this, I mean its not like i have a
 	HND IN MUSIC TECHNOLOGY, DISTINCTION DONCHAKNOW, OR ANYTHING.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 So you know where stuff plugs in, then?
	So you know where stuff plugs in, then?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 Yeah, and how to press 'record' AND rewinding shit. COR!
	Yeah, and how to press 'record' AND rewinding shit. COR!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 Rewinding? You can remember TAPES?
	Rewinding? You can remember TAPES?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 Yes, some of my finest work was recorded 'reel to reel'
	Yes, some of my finest work was recorded 'reel to reel'
 	*likes to move it etc*
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 This may be of interest then
 	www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/10/history_of_magnetic_tape_part_three/
	This may be of interest then
 	www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/10/history_of_magnetic_tape_part_three/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 There's my commute reading for the day - cheers! I like that kinda thing.
	There's my commute reading for the day - cheers! I like that kinda thing.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 It's a good site now and then for that kind of stuff.
	It's a good site now and then for that kind of stuff.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Bookmarked
	Bookmarked
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:31,
	
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	 I think I've read that!
	I think I've read that!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:32,
	
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	 I thought it was well good.
	I thought it was well good.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 I'm sure I have it at home, but with a different cover. I shall check later.
	I'm sure I have it at home, but with a different cover. I shall check later.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:43,
	
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	 Or, y'know, you could have bought an amplifier with a suitable power rating to use with your speakers.
	Or, y'know, you could have bought an amplifier with a suitable power rating to use with your speakers.
 	i.e. amp much higher than the speakers. That way you avoid clipping and speaker damage, as the sound distorts before the speakers are damaged and you know you've hit the limit.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:41,
	
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	 This is true
	This is true
 	but most packaged systems aren't like that, so break.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 true enough
	true enough
 	but it's still scary how many "high end" hifi experts/shops will tell you that your speaker rating should exceed that of your amp.
electronics fail 101.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 That's so they can sell you more expensive speakers.....
	That's so they can sell you more expensive speakers.....
 	anyhow a decent amp should trip out if it clips.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05,
	
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	 THIS
	THIS
 	Don't people know ANYTHING????
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 I knew you were normal underneath all the weird shit you come out with.
	I knew you were normal underneath all the weird shit you come out with.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 Oh, now steady on.
	Oh, now steady on.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 NOnonononononon, they have to end in '5' or '0'.
	NOnonononononon, they have to end in '5' or '0'.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 that's tombola tickets
	that's tombola tickets
 	silly gonz
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	I like this.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 I don't get this. I don't think i've been to a tombola before.
	I don't get this. I don't think i've been to a tombola before.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Ending in a 2 or 8 is best, truss bruv, try it.
	Ending in a 2 or 8 is best, truss bruv, try it.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 Nah, has to be 3 or 7, primes innit.
	Nah, has to be 3 or 7, primes innit.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 They are the worst ones! You know NUTTIN
	They are the worst ones! You know NUTTIN
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 Nah', thats servings of food.
	Nah', thats servings of food.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 My volume control doesn't have numbers on it.
	My volume control doesn't have numbers on it.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 I can't see anyone disputing your second point in the alt.
	I can't see anyone disputing your second point in the alt.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:00,
	
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	 mother might...
	mother might...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 Yet there seems to be an element of doubt...
	Yet there seems to be an element of doubt...
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 mother can be very cruel
	mother can be very cruel
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:11,
	
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	 Vol au vents are a deeply under-rated foodstuff
	Vol au vents are a deeply under-rated foodstuff
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 they would be nice stuffed with goats cheese and fresh chilli
	they would be nice stuffed with goats cheese and fresh chilli
 	or blue cheese and spinach and pine nuts
fuck chicken or tuna
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 I always like the prawn ones
	I always like the prawn ones
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 or mushrooms
	or mushrooms
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 i love mushrooms
	i love mushrooms
 	but creamy mushrooms in pastry is a bit bland. maybe we add your mushrooms to my blue cheese and fresh chilli. THEN there's a party.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 I'm in
	I'm in
 	but only on the vol au vent front
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 I love eating mushrooms directly from the frying pan, it's my favourite.
	I love eating mushrooms directly from the frying pan, it's my favourite.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 however are you so single?
	however are you so single?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 i really dunno cos people tell me i'm lovely quite alot HAKSHULLY
	i really dunno cos people tell me i'm lovely quite alot HAKSHULLY
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 your mum doesn't count
	your mum doesn't count
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:35,
	
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	 Yeah, she loses track after the fifteenth trick of the day
	Yeah, she loses track after the fifteenth trick of the day
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36,
	
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	 My mum's dead....no wait that's you!
	My mum's dead....no wait that's you!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:42,
	
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	 DELETION!
	DELETION!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 SHOCKING!
	SHOCKING!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 Y?
	Y?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 rory set the irish mafia on me :(
	rory set the irish mafia on me :(
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 S'ok I will repost it down there where you can't ruin my fun.
	S'ok I will repost it down there where you can't ruin my fun.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 IT'S THE LAW
	IT'S THE LAW
 	NO FACTOIDS ABOUT RORY THE HOMELESS.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05,
	
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	 HE POSTED IT NOT ME I WAS JUST 'SAMPLING'
	HE POSTED IT NOT ME I WAS JUST 'SAMPLING'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06,
	
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