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You all know by now how I love a bit of tabloid sensationalismSo I'm just going to leave this here for your enjoyment.
www.mccannfiles.com
What's your favourite conspiracy theory and why? I particularly like the "celebrities are lizard aliens" one.
Also loving Sky News' Immigration Special week. Which, despite using quotations to the nth degree, still comes across as racist.
alt. B4YSH tales. Tell us all the gossip from prior bashes.
altalt. Snack woes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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i ent got first hand knowledge but the word on the street on baysh tales goes as follows:someone brought a monkey
someone stole drugs
mince found some drugs on a toilet floor
someone punched someone out with one punch but it wernt to do with drugs
something about munchy boxes and rolling
innappropriate groping of suprisingly attractive lady baytans
pizza
samurai sword
not meeting dozer
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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Which of these is attracting you, Reg?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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i just wanna meet some nice poeple and have a laugh chuts(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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Its the sexy cow on the front(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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I love all the shit about 9/11Missiles and disappearing planes/drones. Exploding buildings, all that shit. There are loads of fucking mental youtubes on it all
Alt:
Never been to one
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I have St Agur cheese and crackers so no snack woes for this cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:18,
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That was the American's you know.They did it.
Also, we give money to terrorists (this may be true in some form)
America are payin Al Shebab to overthrow the Iranian Government, then they will remove Al Shebab.
Also, The Illuminati and New World Order is LOL worthy. Particularly since they have recruited Jessie J.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Its all about the money, money, money(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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For no reason at all she reminds me a bit of Lusty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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She is horrendous and screechy. Bit self righteous too.Jessie's ok though...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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Zee to the Eye to the En to the motherfucking Gee(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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Kroney has started drinking whisky And Monty is partial to an Auchentoshan.
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Only 'cos it sounds like a Wermacht rank(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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Oh manI've lost my UberGruppenFuhrer address I signed up to Computer Weekly with. I wanted to see what you could get away with as a job title
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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I've got a bottle of Auchentoshan 3 wood and a bottle of Bunnahabhain 12 year old on my deskWhisky Wednesday!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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Alt: what I find really annoying is when you've finished your cup of tea, but forgottonSo go to take a swig, and there's none left.
Sadtimes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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I like that Youtube video of an american nutter thinking the government had put something (flouride?) in the water because her garden sprinkler was making a RAINBOW.alt: never been, never going apart from meeting Reg for Maccy D's.
altalt: Saving myself for a whole pizza maybe with MEAT but not confirmed as yet.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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I'm getting a MEATZA if they do one called that.Ent had confirmation of a menu yet which I need to spend the next seven hours deliberating over.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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Man has never set foot on Mars.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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But he has had his hand down her Snickers.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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He's touched his Venus.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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Delving among the Curly Wurlies.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Pandas died out 25 years ago.What you see in zoos are just people in panda suits.
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So you're telling me I had sex with a person? FUCKIT.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Fuckin Ming Ming was rightUgly fucking panda cunt. Told her twice though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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People are letting their jobs and real lives get in the way of the important stuff mate, I tells ya.I'm busy spamming our email contact list with bullshit, but still find time to mess about on 'ere. But I've got my priorities right.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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I know! I'm almost having to do work here.Almost.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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I have *excelled* myself in both work and posting today. Its quantity, not quality in my efforts.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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We have Smooth Fm on today instead of the usual 'urban' shit.I must admit Im feeling less stabby
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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Good old youtube/iTunes for me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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I have had both NO MEAT and NO MUSIC. I haven't noticed so far until you mentioned it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:52,
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You never stop going on about the meat.Just have some fucken meat!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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It's been three and a half days into my experiment(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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I did a veggie phase when I was younger.Ate nowt but beanfeast. it was horrible.
Final straw was when some activist hippies told me I couldn't eat sweets because of the gelatin.
I went and got a McDonalds.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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i used to love beanfeastsadly can't find it anywhere any more.
although i made lasagne for my flatmate, and the next morning, got a text from her saying, "i had to take the day off work because of the farts. i am also in the lounge. because my bedroom smells. BECAUSE OF THE FARTS."
stupid weak stomached australians.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:15,
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The packet Bolognese/Mince/Chilli is in the supermarkets.Fart woes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:20,
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really? i've never seen it anywhere, and sainsbo's told me specifically they had stopped it because of low demand :((must try harder. it's bloody lovely on a baked murphy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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Don't cockblock me dude, you'll scare him away.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:11,
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Well, I'm having a fucking shit day, and that made me smilecheers LiC.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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What the hell was the guy in the wheelchair doing there?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:39,
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I now have a Cornish pasty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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I've been reading about JFK as the 50 year thing is happening. It's an interesting case, and certain assumptions I had about the events seem to be wrong.
Alt: never been to a bash as such, but berk scared me a little when she found me at work.
Altalt: I've got a rhubarb yoghurt. It's shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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I like the moon landings one because it really brings out the secret theoriststhe ones who laugh all the rest of the stuff off, but truly and genuinely believe the moon landings were filmed in a desert.
alt: meat, beer, gin
altalt: I'm afraid there's no such thing as a soup-woe except when it explodes a little bit in the microwave
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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I am always awed by the people who don't believe in the moon landings. It just shows a level of wilful ignorance that is impressive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WIND AND THE FLAG AND THE REFLECTIONS AND THE GRAVITY AND THE GROUND(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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Never mind that shitThey would CLEARLY sink into the cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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What if it's parmesan? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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Then there clearly wouldn't be dust, would there?And it would fucking stink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:01,
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Well, yes, other than those. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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It doesusually accompanied though by some mild shameface.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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are you coming to berk's bash? please say yes!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:15,
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nopenope, I've got nothing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:27,
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you've made me want pizza now, you cockmonkeythin and crispy base with half fat cheese and lots of veggies and chillis. that's the only way to go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:29,
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Get one then. Fuck it get two, apparently Dominoes do 2 for 1 so that should be enough to fuel your gigantic frame.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:31,
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OR i could invite the boy toy or some friends around to share them with merather than a lonely wanking session for 1, like SOME PEOPLE...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:34,
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yeah, 'boy toy', yeah 'friends'. I believe you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:36,
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Best get one with meat on then, for the normal people(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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like i hang out with "normal" peoplethis is why we go out drinking so regularly!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:51,
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I'm not sure!I booked train tickets down but it looks like I might have a multiple choice exam on the day after. Will weigh it up :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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Not bad thanks Alnice place here. How are you doing?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:48,
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alright thanks. Very busy.I currently have far more washing machines than necessary and they are clogging up my living room.
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I had risottwoes last weekMy Sainsburys one tasted of fuck all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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:( but then it must be hard for a pre-cooked risotto to taste of muchthey're supposed to be served almost instantly aren't they?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:11,
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I shall not investigate further(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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Wise choiceI recommend the soup option.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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I don't read newpapers as the only opinion I care about is my eyes and what they seeand I'm not too sure about those fuckers either
alt: If I'm not to drunk to make it to the b4sh(baysh) I've set up I'll be sure and make it tale-worthy
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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Alright 'Bill Clay'So is your baysh a real one or not?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:00,
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Yeah, I'm in the the smoke for a gigthen getting the first train home in the morning. The Axe is open till 6 so it fits the bill
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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Dunno. I might just stand about taking photos of people to send to Rory.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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Just everyone in a comedy t-shirt, then I'll sort them into who's who once the stories come out.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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At a normal baysh this might workbut my by hook or by crook baysh is underpopulated to begin with and there's no guarnantee I'll even find the place if I've had a few.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:17,
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Mince and Reg and rosalicous will prove you wrong doconce I've made my baysh debut
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:22,
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Yeah yeah. We'll see. I'll get the lowdown from Reg in McDonalds.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:25,
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You do know I'm Reg yeah?but I wouldn't go trusting myself, mind
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:47,
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I don't trust a word you say 'Bill Clay'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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you know roslicious ent coming, don't you?She just signs up for every single thing on the calendar. Hussy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:26,
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Ohhh. I've wondered why you always put 'Bill Clay'where is your evidence to support this outlandish theory?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:30,
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Dunno mate, I saw someone else do it and it GREATLY amused me, so I have been doing it ever since.And sometimes he goes invisible, and can fly.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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All conspiracy theories are epic pricksbut I do like a bit of chemtrail action. And anything to do with vaccines, because there's nothing more lolworthy than greatly increasing the chances of yours and other peoples children dying by acting like a total fucktard.
Alt: What goes on bash, stays on bash, chutters.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:06,
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Didn't the Government make cancer and AIDS to diminish the population?They totally have a cure but won't release it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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That's totally true m8.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:25,
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it's like you're 12 months behind everyone elsei suspect this is also true in real life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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Wall to wall clunge love, none of them worth their salt. Or mine.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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clungewalla particularly gross expression
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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I'm standing outside a house waiting for a letting agent, they are already several minutes late pricks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:02,
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