Fuck your lunch, in honour of Battered's incipient alcohol-fuelled breakdown let's have a 'pointless spite' hour.
Say something vile and potentially libelous.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:15, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i used to think you were a girl
it was some post you posted, whining about buses in the countryside.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I used to think you were a girl and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

he has a girl's job

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

rachelswipe used to be a man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

dozer is on his fifteenth hamster
shoving them up his fat, bald arse doesn't kill them, but sometimes he forgets and sits down amongst his plates of scottish salad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Did you get a bit of a shock when you tried to give him a reacharound?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I heard this too, and believe it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I heard that Doctor Frog used to be a man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I did, now I'm just a nullo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I also heard that Doctor Frog fingers kids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I heard Dozer is on The Register and got away with two rapes, just like John Leslie, who is also a Scotchcunt. Coincidence?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I have never been convicted of a sex offence.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

that is because you never ever have sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Chinese people are fucking disgusting animals, they're like a different breed.
Watching Stephen Hawking dribble puts me off anything clever and thought provoking he has to say, as all I see is a dribbling spazzo.
Matthew Kelly looks like, and probably is a fiddler.
People with kids should all shut the fuck up about them.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Not particularly vile or libelous
but I couldn't help but get wound up about that BBC article about the kid found with the Roma couple. When a few paragraphs down there was a quote from the McCanns saying it gives them hope. Fuck that, this poor kid was so unwanted that no-one was even looking for her, they have no idea who her parents are and her parents probably don't give a fuck. It's a terrible thing that happened to a poor kid that happens to hundreds of kids every year. Your missing kid is not special, now fuck off.

Oh yeh libellous, well they fucking killed her accidentally and covered it up anyway.
( Peej, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You've just given me the sickest idea i've ever had, seriously disgusted with myself for thinking this, but not enough to not post this idea.
A www.WhereTheHellIsMadeleine.com - A website that takes her DOB and then takes records for a countries 'age of concent' and uses that to match up her location.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

sportscow leads a muslamic rape gang in Sunderland
Preying on vulnerable teenagers and plying them with drugs and alcohol.
That's just what I heard anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

TRUFAX
Please cum again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Oh good, I always enjoy these threads that always descend into a long string of unfunny "insults".
Perhaps we can have a popularity thread next. Or perhaps an inn thread.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It's only a few hours till four, you could start a HSH.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)

alls i got is the word on the street and watcha gonnd do? sue the street? street don gots no pockets holmes
anyway word on the street is this shoreditch baysh is gonna be a washout. Doc Frog has signed up in his guise of fu manchu but I ent predicting an appearance from either side of that personality, 'Bill Clay' dont exist, Mince is MIA presumed self-inflicted hoover snout incident and every other cunt is a funny fucker that gets off on siging up for stuff like the fucken patels in glengarryglenross
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Reg, if you we're *actually* going, I would join you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

i fucken am man!
ill prove it n'all. ill take a picture of summat in the smoke when im there, name it.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

'Bill Clay'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

yeah sure, why not keyser soze while im at it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

If you wouldn't mind awfully dear chap

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

right, well keep an eye on the flicker baysh pool on monday and then we'll see you laughing on the other side of your fayce sunshine
if no cunt turns up ill just have to take along a he man action figure or summat to take pictures of in place of Mince and 'Bill' and you
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

you can be orko

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

p+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

It's funny because I'm fat! :(((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Surely with your theory I'm me and Rory I should be man-e-faces?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

i ent got that one
and who said you were rory?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

well, i am the kinda trustworthy cunt that knows his oats so it must be true

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah I know. That's why I think you're alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

i do try not to get any other cunt weeping with the baytears
but its the nature of this place doc so you just gotta assume cunts're sporting a decent amount of rhino-hide
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Can I be either Skeletor or Battlecat (not in Cringer mode)
This is if you can't find me on the night or you're taking pictures of action figures in front of google street view on your laptop
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I've changed my mind and want to be moss man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

you're not a disgusting human being
and sometimes you're quite funny. but i think you need a new schtick, know what i mean? the bash bashing might have run its course, is the word on the street...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

i ent baysh bashing cos i ent bin to one yet but i am on saturday but no cunt'll believe me or even commit to turning up at the fucker
what about you red? you got the cojones for a midnight liaison in shoreditch with ol reg? Hang on, that dint come out right...
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

but i thought it was an afternoon noshing session with frog in k-bridge?
see, this is how you get yourself into trouble...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

nah, thats just froggy trying to get in on the reg-shine whilst im in the capital
the true gold is at the axe with Mince and 'Bill Clay'
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

You've got the power to know, Reg

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

and just a fucken minute here missy fucken pot cunt with yer calling shit black
all you doss cunt cliquey fucks never shut up about yer fuckem pizzabayshes and midnight drugs couch lols and then ol reg trys to get in on the act and yer all like aw fucksake enough with the BAYSH shit already! and Im like well what the fuck?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

*joins team REG*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

i'm just saying, fo shizzle ma nizzle fizzle drizzle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Other lemonade-type fizzy beverages are available, you know.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I'm drinking Old Jamaica Ginger Beer RIGHT NOW.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Hi all!
I'm feeling a bit fluey and particularly venomous at the robbing Energy companies today.

I'm sure I've had a price rise for the past three years with N Power.
We are defenseless against the big companies.

Can't really think of anything particularly libellous, moreso than what has already been said on here involving kids and animals and fingers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

N Power are pricks.
And absolutely hopeless if they fuck something up.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

They have just doubled my bills
On inspection to the loft, I find out why. No insulation at all...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i heard that AB likes to slip his patients the digits whilst on his "rounds"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I heard you like to conveyance your boss into your shitpipe on a daily basis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

well yeah
who doesn't?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Fucken jargon!
It's convey, not conveyancize
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

We got a great big convey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Fucking thru the night,

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)

YOUN ARE ALL OF THE CUNT
including the flaps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

What about that imaginary 'clitorish' or whatever bit that the birds are always banging on about? Even that?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Gonna need a bigger (man in the) boat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Is a clitorish what a surgeon gives Bertie Bassett when he has a sex change?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Not sure if that was included..
He gave him all sorts.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I feel that every single one of you has failed some way in your life to be stuck here wasting your time talking to us.
me included.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I disagree.
I have been sufficiently successful to allow me the luxury of discourse with the fine people on here for several minutes a day.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

well, good.
I don't really mean what I said. I like it here, please don't throw me out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Sounds a bit pervy.
You a masochist?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Won't somebody please be a dear and start a new thread?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not allowed due to overuse of smileys and emoticons.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Go on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I tried but it appears I don't have the necessary level clearance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Fo fuck's sake someone start one before bloody Pookie does.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

will do chief

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)