Do you think baptism is relevant or important?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24615297
Are you baptised?Kids done? For faith reasons or just rite of passage?
Alt, breakfast or Buckfast?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:03, 107 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's only really relevant if you're a Christian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:07, Reply)

Other faiths have it too don' they?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:09, Reply)

dunno
Probably called sutin different innit. I'll ask the currymuncher bird at work what the muzzers call it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Or Pookie.
So, not very, really.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I was baptized, proper like, full immersion, as a young teenager who believed in that Jesus chap.
Then I got well into booze drugs and chicks innit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

booze and chicks is a noble pursuit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

They're my two favourite things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

I have spent a lot of time and money on booze and chicks.
I see it as an investment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I see it as a gamble.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

nah, gambling implies chance
Investment involves performance management, target setting and good timing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Morning Toadface.
Any lolwaki tales of today'train journey?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Alright BP
None today, no deaths, no mentals. Shame. Hopefully I will catch up with some of North London's finest nutters at some point today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

So you get drunk and sleep with Prozzies? Well done.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

no
That's not how it works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

It's not got the best rate of return
but it's not the winning, it's the taking part.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Relevant or important to what?
I have never been indoctrinated into any religious organisation, nor would I allow my kids to be.
Alt: Combine the two?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

It's not relevant or important.
But since it is irrelevant, it's also hardly harmful to me, and as my wife is religious and so are her family, it was no problem for me to have my child christened to keep them happy.

LOL not really I had her christened so that Rory could get upset and call me a hypocrite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

we all need to give the little guy something to get excited about from time to time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I think he was pretending to be upset, though
I don't think he really cares, swipers, and that's what hurts the most.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

well, badge, i used to agree with you
but these days, i think we're all he's got
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Poor Rory. Always in r harts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I hope he dies in a fire.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

He's not your boytoy is he?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

wouldn't that be a twist?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

"wait, what ... Rory is Keyser Soze? And he was dead all along? and Swipe's head is in the box?"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

he had it tucked between his legs all along

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Also, Jon Snow ends up *REDACTED* right at the end.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

He:s harsh but fair Mr Badger. I for one welcome his positive criticism.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

That's how I'd like to feel
But recently, he's being demonstrating that he's not the unimpeachable source of wisdom and correctness that we all wish he was, Pookers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

we all make mistakes, darling
who here can stand up and cast that first stone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

me.
I'm never fucking wrong.

and when I am I was obviously joke trolling, honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

you are mostly right and you give good advice
but you didn't hear that from me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

*throws stone*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

lolwut?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

That reminded.me of The Life of Brian. Jehovah! Jehovah!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

dunno, depends if you like spunking on tits or not
OH! You said bapTism. WHAT AM I LIKE!!!!!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Typical Reg! *rolls eyes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

sometimes it makes you laugh a little, cry a little... something something die a little...
that's the story of... that's the glory of... reg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

The power of Reg is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

here reg goes again, on his own
going down the only road he's ever known
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

thatll probs be me at the axe on sat, although i know more roads than hackney rd
which i dont know at all tbh
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

i hope there ent gonna be a bunch of hep cats and hip cunts at this place
ive no truck with preeners and leaners with their fucken 'knowing looks'
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

You little lolscamp you.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

He came across as a right twat on the news
I was more bothered by the implication that somehow this baby is special just because it popped out of the crotch that the future king decided to spunk up inside.
( Peej, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

'Commentator on tje royal stench-trench'

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

christ
i bet he's right, you lot were probably very special babies indeed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

If you're going to insist on posting like Chompy can you get on with the whole 'having depressing sex with Swipe, having a breakdown and then fucking off' bit?
/edited for Miss Grumbly Ginger Pants down there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

i've told you, man
what chompy does cannot be described as "fucking". ever. by anyone. it does not count.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Best you ever had, I heard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

+ N

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Now I've got Fluorescent Adolescent as an earworm
You unmitigated cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

you have a kid
just be glad it's not postman fucking pat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Bollocks to that.
My daughter is only allowed to watch rugby and cricket on the telly. She won't know any different until she goes to school and by then it'll be too late.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

ha, she bloody well will
you wait, this preference thing is going to bite your perfectly formed arse. one of my earliest memories is screaming for a particular cassette in the car ("rumours", or "tangla tangla" as i called it, because of the guitar bit in the opening track), and that was long before i went to school...........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Aw were you calling for me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

it does sound like it in that song!
"second hand news". play it, see what i mean!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not going to listen to Rumours. Soz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

oh, 9.4/10

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I dun a LOL.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I'm a total athiest so I couldn't give a fuck either way
Kids are done as Catholics for school purposes. Mrs Cow is a bit religious and works in a Catholic school

Alt:
2 slices of toast with peanut butter with a slice of bread inbetween. COFFEE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah, if you do them Catholic it stops the priests fiddling with them, too
paedoarmour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Would you say you are the athiest or are there athier people than you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

ha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I'd raither be an aither but I aint the athiest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

A bread sandwich?
For VEGI TUESDAY I had mushrooms, beans, scrambled tofu, tomatoes and 2 vegi burgers. And toast. Fucking lovelyp
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah mofo
Bread sammich with peanut butter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I'm sorry, but what does any of this have to do with my penis?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Everthing and nothing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

You just blew my mind
How's it going, Tangle Wangle Quee?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Jus' fine and dandy
How's you, Hattie Wattie Ding Dong?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, not bad at all
My building work is almost complete!! The painter should be finished today and getting the kitchen fitted on Saturday. I'll finally have a lovely modern kitchen that's bigger than a shoe box!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

What will you cook first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Ooh, good point
I need to plan this carefully. First meal and all that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Cock, with garlic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Prick with fork

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Kebab pizza from Iceland.
Just read about fryinh pan pizzas, new one on me, might give that a blast tonight.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Good god
I guess Iceland stocks this sort of rubbish so that other supermarkets don't have to.
I can see a frying pan pizza working...you'd probably have to grill it afterwards I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Yrah you do. Iceland do do them, was mentioned here yesterday.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Imma try that
Found a recipe that recommended roasting some vegetables, then putting them on top when they're done. This is just crazy enough to work.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I tend to start pizza bases off in a massive frying pan
as I don't have an oven that can get to 400 C.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i heard you had a tornado

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Yeah
Well, Hayling. But it's pretty near by. My Auntie lived there until about 3 weeks ago.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I don't think she's in Hayling any more, Toto

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

It's a shame really
Hayling has a lovely stretch of beach, but everything there is so grotty. Their video arcades are full of cast-offs from Southsea. They have the old Star Wars machine that I used to play on when I was a kid.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

see almost every seaside town in britain, ever
bournemouth was the same. beautiful beach, the town centre is so so so depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

We took my in-laws to Bournemouth for their 50th wedding anniversary a few years ago and the beach was filthy.
I quite like that you can walk from the beach to the town centre through a park though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

we stayed at a chocolate themed hotel
all the rooms were named after chocolate, and there was unlimited free chocolate in your variety in your room (as i was there with a friend, we had the "white chocolate" twin room) and the reception had a free chocolate fountain etc. i think we would have really liked bournemouth if it hadn't pissed it down the entire 4 days, so there was NOTHING to do except go to space nk and spend £50 on a candle for the 4th day in a row.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Balls, I've got skullfuckingly drunk on many occasions in several locations in Bournemouth.
There's plenty to do. Well, if you include "getting drunk"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

night time and drinking, aye
but during the day?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

drinking.
obvs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Glorious innit?
snipurl.com/281cogg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

i wouldn't know
I'VE NEVER BEEN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

LOOSER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO LIVES THERE
EXCEPT YOU. ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE ME? EH?

thought not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

We don't even let blacks in, let alone rangas. Sorry.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

what about duracell batteries?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Only 'Eveready' for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

and i thought you were a nullo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2111467
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hayling makes Southsea look like Abu fucking Dhabi

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

No, I don't. Pointless ritual for an outmoded belief system.
I'm baptised, but only because 1980 was basically the middle ages and it was something people expected you do.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Same as me, can't even remember who my godparents were.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

So you like cars from the middle ages, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

that thing he's got is less technologically advanced than a horse and cart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

VolksWAGON innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

obviously

( Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Morning.
Was baptised but not a believer.
It's relevant to 120,000 sets of parents a year who get their kids christened in church but not sure what the relevance is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)