Morning, I can see why people.are fucking off from here in droves, after last night's bitchfeat Got a tad nasty and personal.
I see one of the threads has been deleted. Insults are positively encouraged here but it has got a bit shit and vitrolic. Moan over.
Alt, are romanies the new Savilles? Cheeky little kid collectors. Stick to shoddy tarmac and horse trading please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:16, 190 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who got nasty and personal?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Certain people seem to have "real life" issues with others, either imaginary or otherwise.
Just got a bit boring.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Fair enough. I must have missed that. I don't ever really mean anything horrible I say, I think everyone is 'alright'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)

HE'S TALKING ABOUT NAPOLEON BONER-PART

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Oh.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I MEAN 'POPULAR' POSTER 'BATTERED'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

YES I GET IT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Damn! I go away from here for a couple of days and you all start attacking each other
Now play nice - don't make me come over there!

Alt: Roma are all over Europe. They're considered 'shifty' even by the Bulgarians and Romanians.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

It's just fucking dull now
Log on in the morning, watch whoever rip into whoever. It stopped being funny a long, long time ago. It's why I tend to avoid this place these days.

Alt: Fuck the lot of em.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Not as dull as YOUR FACE! Hahahahahahahahaha.
Morning dude how's you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Bored, you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Tired, got loads on, finding it difficult to.prioratise.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

we miss your dynamic tales of derring-do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

"whomever"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

We shoulda listened to trl when he warned us
'Member when this place used to be all fluffy?
'Member? Before the /talk 2.0 bullies ruined it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

go eat a bag of dicks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Would it help if I killed myself?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Definitely.
Don't forget to delete your account afterwards.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

kill your dog an' all
And burn your puerile 'graph novs'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

What - both of them?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

As usual this place needs fresh meat and new posters
Instead of fucking off, people should be encouraging more people to post

Gyppos and Orthodox Jews freak me the fuck out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

In other news, I'm expected a huge delivery of wood today
fnarr
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Make sure it's delivered to the tradesman's entrance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I have re-arranged my garage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

It because you lot are so horrible, most new people don't got the stones to last out the 'hazing'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I'm not horrible
I'm the nicest one here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I meant everyone but you and a few select others, that are actually 'funny' rather than just 'pricks'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

^PRICK^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

tggi^
Morning HH! Hows the new job going?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)

:(
It's going alright, just leave it there OK
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

It pays

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Unlike YM she still owes me for last night

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

She said your cheques in the post

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Alright Hartley you massive wanker.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Sorry, who are you again?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

The second best one here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

AA?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Close enough. Yeah.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I'm clicking this then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Alright cow how's it hanging?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

2" from the floor
I was fucked yesterday but a good night's kip and coffee has made today a better place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Thought I'd converted you to tea?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

That not gonna happen
I just found the tea abated my hangover
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

^teasturbater^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

My mum left it for me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

It is massively cliquey with an awful lot of in-jokes.
But that's what one would expect from a bunch of shut-in nerds.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Another one getting gypsies and "travellers" mixed up.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I assume roma are traditional ones originally from India i think. And travellers being the tarmac merchants, traditionally known as.the Rory?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Right fuck you lot, time to get back on the road

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

It's been nasty and vitriolic since The Great HSH Thread Revolution of '09
The subsequent Fluff Exodus led to HSH greats such as The Resident Loon leaving in disgust and fury. The entertainment value of the site went up immeasurably.

Now, however, we are affected by the malaise that has gripped the rest of b3ta in its icy, icy grip. It doesn't help that this board is buried in QOTW's menu. It probably would help if OT and Talk were merged, but none of the owners of the site give a shit anymore since they, as well as half our posters, have suddenly hit their adult lives and realised that fucking about on the internet is for losers.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I don't know why anyone is expecting any more than we have, when it is only the losers left.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Oh and Rory of course, who is WINNING AT LIFE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I seriously admire him, he can post here ALL DAY and have a seven figure balance sheet. Fascinating.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

0000001 is seven figure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

In lieu of Rory having scuttled away...
DO YOU KNOW HOW A BALANCE SHEET EVEN WORKS BLAH BLAH BLAH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I haven't got a fucking clue, nor do I give a fuck
It must be great being Rory and having so much time to research everyone here whilst constantly working and never having any time off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I don't either. But I can add up invoices at month end and put it on a computer. AND I can sell stuff. I'm brilliant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Yes.
Next question please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

200+ employees assuming full time on minimum wage
is £2.5m in wages alone.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Our company is £13mil turnover
and we aren't very big
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

6 billion.
I am but a very, very small cog.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Fucking hell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Fun fact
When I started six years ago, the only organisation that employed more people was the Chinese Red Army, according to our training guy. Sounds like bullshit, but it's fun to trot out.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

£6K
But I'm a very big cog.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

g ck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

g ck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Most of the people on the other end of my phone would agree with you.
I'm so misunderstood.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Don't phone your parents so much then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

We got a press release pointing out that in the 10 days since SEFs started, we've handled $1 TRILLION worth of trades. Nice..

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

But Rory only has 120 :(((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

isn't that what i said?
are you just stealing lines right out of my mouth now? eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Shut up Kroney
Nobody likes you anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

A merger's not a bad idea.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Morning.
I'm not fucking off from here in droves.

Not met any Romanies, soz.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

^ Shut in ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

^ Groomin ^.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Bored with this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

DELETE IT THEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

+ AGAIN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

One of the most annoying things about this board is its moribundity.
The other thing is people constantly whinging about it without doing fuck all to fix it.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I do post quite a lot of new threads & contribute to others. What else would you like me to do?
Other than DMAAKM
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Merely an observation.
Though personally I'd prefer it if those complaining about wanting new threads would just bleeding well start one.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

^THIS^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Indeed this
If you are bored of a thread, start a new one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

the thing is, the thread is just a starting point
if you don't like the topic, start a new thread or just digress. it's called OFF TOPIC ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Stick to the topic please.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

stick to your mum's face please

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I am. My man glue is of superior quality.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

what a delightful image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Mine is like pritt-stick. But that's okay as I only apply it to magazine pages.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Oh I say

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)