I double donkey dare everyone to reveal something about themselves that they have not mentioned before
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Yes, I'd padlock it to your ear, just to be sure

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Various coffee shop loyalty cards that I constantly forget about
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:13, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you first

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I have no middle name
I am 6' 1" (probably mentioned that before)
My mortgages are [REDACTED]
I missed my Barclaycard payment yesterday
I have size 11 feet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

My middle name is Nicholas.
I claim to be 5'8" but I'm probably 5'7.1/2"
My mortgage is £32k
I wear size 11 trainers and boots, size 12 'proper' shoes.
I have lived four different places in Folkestone, but only in two roads.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I need to get some new work boots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I only really wear boots. I require the additional ankle support.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I dont own any shoes
only boots and trainers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I have one pair of shoes for when idiots either get married or die.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

idiots either get married or die. Dubya does another press conference
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

hahaha!
You's on fiyahh today Reg
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I almost missed that, nice!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I have a middle name
I am also 6'1"
My mortgage has not been redacted
I have never owned a credit card
I have size 10 feet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not sure how this information will save off topic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

So, you have girls feet. I see.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

If you've been seeing girls with size 10 feet, I suspect they may not always have been girls
cf. swipe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I suppose you're right in that sense. Perhaps I just meant 'bent' or 'effeminate' as 10's aren't like, y'know, manly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Whereas being shorter than swipe is?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

MY FEET ARE A SIZE 6 or 7 AT THE MOST
WHICH IS AVERAGE FOR A WOMAN OF 5'7".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Dozer says can you post a pic of your feet so he can check.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
his foot fetish is disturbing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Well, I am, err, wait.... no, maybe not. Some other time. I'll think of something else.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

i live in england

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

woah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Careful mate, don't give out too much personal info.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

took me ages to hit post there m8, proper sweaty palm time

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

It's okay, I won't use it against you. I already know you're Rory.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

cheers rory, youre a good egg

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'm confused now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Reg thinks I'm Rory, I suspect he is. It's a stalemate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

+claims to
+ claim to

just adding an extra layer of uncertainty since they can't both be true.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

We are gonna find out on Sat down Knightsbridge Maccy D's.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)

nah, Axe in Shoreditch, i ent gonna be near kensington

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

*tittybarlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

hey, 'Bill Clay' arranged it, not me

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

So you're mugging me off? Well thank you very much.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

make it dirty burger in Vauxhall and yer on

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I have a nose piercing.
Does that count?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)

No. Soz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Oh well.
Guess I have most things here then.
Oh! I colour coded my filing system! There.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

my god, I just realised how sad I am...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I came very close to shagging Roald Dahl's daughter
I'm somewhere between 5'10 and 5'11, depending on the phase of the moon.
My mortgage is terrifyingly huge.
I have size 9 feet, which now appear delicate and petite by comparison.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

which one? I'm guessing not Olivia...
cos she died from measles as a kid...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Well, duh
As a gentleman I probably shouldn't commment further.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)