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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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funny how nobody has contradicted you on this
it's almost like you're kidding yourself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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Nah, the chance of both new pairs falling apart is pretty unlikely.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:22,
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You mean contradicted you.
You're the one with the appalling attitude towards younger women gained from worrying about their perter figures and your rapid galloping towards the back of the shelf, love.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:22,
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Can you say 'perter'?
More pertly?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:25,
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Pertest.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:26,
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He says amicably to his mate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:26,
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I'm never amicable to my mates. I keep 'em on their toes.
You prick.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:27,
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You slappywag. I'll box your ears.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29,
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sure
all those pillow chats about slebs in "heat" and who's number 1 in the chart must be ENTHRALLING.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:27,
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and other sterotypes
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:28,
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i wouldn't know
i don't tell myself that it's ok, i can keep changing "models" every time i get bored, because i'm THAT shallow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29,
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No you can't, because women go off the boil well quick past thirty.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30,
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Then they get dirtier. To keep you interested.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30,
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Getting shit on my dick's no substitute for firm knockers, brother.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:33,
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No. But BOTH is where it should be at.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:35,
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i bet you think strippers and lap dancers like you too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:37,
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I just want to take them away from it all.
To save them.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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Rainbow sports bar down the road from browns innit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:41,
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Yeah, mate.
Truly lost souls.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:42,
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I was invited to an exciting evening there yesterday. I think I will give it a miss.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:45,
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pervert
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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LAD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:47,
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That's easy enough, innit.
Pull the old M25 manoeuvre.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38,
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What's the old M25 manoeuvre?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:41,
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You know, undertake without indicating.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:42,
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Hahahaha.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:43,
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ima call POTD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:48,
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Signed in to
CLICK DIS'
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:56,
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it's the maximum age and IQ in his long list of younger models as he gets further down the road towards paedoville
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:45,
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seems a bit high for a life partner.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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yeah but he's not looking for a life partner
just to keep ditching them for younger ones, because he's so hawt and they're all past it by 25, you see
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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Don't be silly, I'm only pretty hawt.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:47,
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believe me darling, i'm only talking about the inside of your head
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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20 is a good age.
Why can't a chap have many life partners as he goes through his life?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:53,
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maybe if you have a low IQ yourself
the chuntering of kids who've just left school is about the right level as you get into your 40's?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:02,
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Don't worry, I'm sure *somebody* will settle for you.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05,
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well yeah
i'll just show them the inheritance balance sheet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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Ah, but you wouldn't settle for that, would you?
Since going for a woman's money is easily as shallow as going for their youth. You don't like shallowness.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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it's just as shallow
but it's a lot more practical. i'd admire that more, in a "choosing which fart stinks less" kind of way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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Yeah, I'm going out with a right dog.
She's a moron, too.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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not long left before she's too old and saggy though
then it's time to RAMP IT UP A NOTCH, start hanging around the 6th form college maybe...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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Yeah man, can't be having with no saggy titties.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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lots of young women have saggy tits, dude
you could be in for a right shock when that wonderbra comes off your next teenage trolley dolly...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05,
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Yeah, I know. I've seen a few pairs in my time.
Never gone out with a saggy pair in my life.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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wait til you've knocked her up and she's squeezed out a puppy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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That's what maintenance payments are for.
Besides, I don't want children. The minute she's off the pill, I'm outta there.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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this is all just pathetic attempts to cover up the fact that she totally has you under the thumb
there'll be revolting baby kroneys screeching around at some point.
urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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Yeah, that sounds good.
I've got the cash to splash on chips and 10 Bensons.
They'll be frothing at the leg.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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I'll tell you what, it beats listening to them whinging about how fat and old they're getting when
you're expected to say "oh no, you're just as sexy as the first day I met you" when everybody knows it's a lie. That shit gets tiresome real fast.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29,
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You've got to be honest with them, or they let themselves go
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30,
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yeah, fuck shared history and things in common and all the support they've given you over the years
MOAR 20 year old tits please.
yep. 20 year old tits to go with the 40 year old tit paying for them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30,
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^TGGI
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31,
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FINALLY you're getting the idea.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31,
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^this bitch gets it^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31,
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Yeah ok.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:32,
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POW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:32,
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The old 20/40 stupid man listening to his penis card there.
Classic!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:37,
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My penis has my best interests at heart
I keep him happy, he keeps me happy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38,
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Symbiosis. Right there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:39,
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