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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am eating some lovely pineapple chunks
What are your favourite kind of chunks?

NO FAT CHICKS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:26, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Goonies Chunk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)
*truffle shuffle lol*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I said, NO FAT CHICKS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)
given that your last relationship was in 2008
you should really be taking it wherever you can get it.

even stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Stunned didn't meet him :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
he never even left London :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Stoopid roads.
That cost me a nights accomodation n all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
just to avoid a drink with dozer?
money well spent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
HEY YOU GUYS!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
MOMMA. YOU BEEN BAAAAD.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I saw a Babe Ruth chocolate bar in Fenwicks the other day
I nearly bought it as a Chunk tribute
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I recently vacationed in the States, I am not sure if I have mentioned this fact
and as such tried one as a tribute. It weren't all that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I still might try one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
i like butterfingers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

er
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)
bender

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)
butterfings?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Chunks of blue cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)
what a tedious little man you are

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I dunno, one mention of fat chicks and up you pop.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)
They wobble, but they don't fall down

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)
unless they're throwing themselves in front of a bus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Unlike her knickers at the first sniff of a pizza date

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)
says the man who had sex up against the wall of the pizza shack...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)
that's why I like you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
you like me?
eeeow
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)
i dunno, one mention of anything from you and
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)
lawyer big tits blowjobs lawyer big tits blowjobs lawyer big tits blowjobs
Cock off, burger nips.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)
why don't you go and have another ring put through your nose?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
why don't you go and hook up with another bent currymuncher

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)
hellosir?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
nothing says cool like a middle aged man trying to look down with the kids with his deliberately alternative outlook and clothes and piercings
no, wait, the other one.

down with the syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
CLICKIN DIS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I ent middle aged

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Dozer, earlier today:

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)
What a fucking stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yes, Dozer is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Hey, I don't know whether or not you previously mentioned this
but can I confirm whether or not you have lots of friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
more than you, so.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)
That could be either answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
i am an enigma

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

ig e
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Why don't you fill me up, buttercup

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Spew chunks.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)
KITKAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)
+ CARAMEL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
+ peanut butter, mr wilks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
wafer is nasty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Waffer SS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I was going to say chocolate chunks
but then I realised I wasn't allowed to post in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I've seen fatter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Praise indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)
You are most welcome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Actually, you've seen me more recently than any of this lot,
so I'll take that as vindication. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)
He's planning on fingering you at the next bash.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)
not on my watch pal

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Just the finger, not up to the wrist

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
FRIGID

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
He doesn't want to lose his watch.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Weston Super Minge

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
YM?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Why no fat chicks?
Actually 'chick' doesn't really stand up to feminist analysis. I prefer the Pc term "split arse" tbh. Feel free to strike out "ysis" too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

ysis
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Thanks toadface.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)
A pleasure as always

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Aren't fat people happier anyway?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Only in Greggs.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Happier than what?
Starving people, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Spewed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Shall we not have lunch today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
i have a dr's appointment today
so not doing lunch anywhere would be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
New job is going well then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Hr induction, tedious

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Have they explained the company internet policy yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Ha! No, I'm on the phone now
Alright yurt prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Yer not bad.
This lot are shit since you and mince left though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
mince'll be back

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I was the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
you still are
you'll never truly leave us, tarquin
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
That's more or less the same as being named "least noncey sex offender" though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
thats some claim 1p

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Might rebuild my gear linkages.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I linked gears with your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'm working on a website for an 'artist' and it's laughable how bad his content is.
I even had to stretch some thumbnails by about 10-20% and he didn't even pick up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
I had to stretch ym this morning.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
with your thumbnails

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Lovely lady chunks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Chunka-chunka burnin love

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)
on a hawaiiaian burger should the pineapple ring go on the bun before or after the burger?
what about the cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
i think it should go up yer arse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
have i dun something to upset you kiddo?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
nah, just quoting "the commitments"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
COMMITMENT-TITS MORE LOIKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
After, otherwise the patty slips off
you can glue it on the top with an egg.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
yknow, ive only ever heard a burger called a patty on that show where the man takes on all the food challenges in a versus battle
i forget what its called
am i a wrong un for not calling it a patty?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Masterchef innit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Man v Food
I dunno what's wrong or right any more, Reg. I really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
avoiding this place for a while should clear the fog a bit badges

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I have been.
None of youse cunts even noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
\o
I did
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
We always expect you to go a bit quiet around this time of year, badge
What with all those impressionable new students to take advantage of.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
^spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Do you know - I love my local pub - it's great. They do decent pub grub, that's a little bit posh BUT
They put BEETROOT in their burger buns. BEETROOT.

I ask you - what kind of ungodly FREAK wants fucking BEETROOT in their burger?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Cunts, Dr V. That's what. Cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
That's what I said!
I SLAMMED down my burger on the bar, SQUISHED it into the bar girl's face, and screamed "CUNTS!" at them, and the FUCKERS threw me out!

It's political correctness gone mad, it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
WELL I FUCKEN DO NOW!
Wow, i ent ever thought of that before, i love beetroot. thanks man
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I like beetroot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I like beetroot crisps

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Gay prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
YO!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
YO! BEETROOT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Bit specialist. I can't see it taking off.
Perhaps in the yurt community, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Hello there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
and I cannot lie.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
*beetroot fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
*pink hands*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
ima grow me some beetroot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I love the idea of growing my own veg
I just can't be arsed to do it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
^ Fliddy arms ^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
~o~

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I fucking love me a bit of beatroot

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
I think its about time for some Flamin' Hot Monster Munch,
Distinct lack of breakfast today :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Flamin' Hot flavour
is the choice of pederasts and charlatans. Pickled Onion or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Get fucked. It was the only choice as there were no Roast Beef.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Easy there big fella!
g
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
That's no excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)
tell your mum to make you a proper breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)
:'-(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)
the lazy land whale

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

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