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I am eating some lovely pineapple chunks
What are your favourite kind of chunks?
NO FAT CHICKS.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Goonies Chunk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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*truffle shuffle lol*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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I said, NO FAT CHICKS
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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given that your last relationship was in 2008
you should really be taking it wherever you can get it.
even stunned.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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Stunned didn't meet him :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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he never even left London :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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Stoopid roads.
That cost me a nights accomodation n all.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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just to avoid a drink with dozer?
money well spent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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HEY YOU GUYS!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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MOMMA. YOU BEEN BAAAAD.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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I saw a Babe Ruth chocolate bar in Fenwicks the other day
I nearly bought it as a Chunk tribute
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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I recently vacationed in the States, I am not sure if I have mentioned this fact
and as such tried one as a tribute. It weren't all that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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I still might try one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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i like butterfingers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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er
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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bender
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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butterfings?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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yer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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Chunks of blue cheese.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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what a tedious little man you are
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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I dunno, one mention of fat chicks and up you pop.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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They wobble, but they don't fall down
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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unless they're throwing themselves in front of a bus
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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Unlike her knickers at the first sniff of a pizza date
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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says the man who had sex up against the wall of the pizza shack...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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that's why I like you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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you like me?
eeeow
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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i dunno, one mention of anything from you and
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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lawyer big tits blowjobs lawyer big tits blowjobs lawyer big tits blowjobs
Cock off, burger nips.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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why don't you go and have another ring put through your nose?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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why don't you go and hook up with another bent currymuncher
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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hellosir?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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nothing says cool like a middle aged man trying to look down with the kids with his deliberately alternative outlook and clothes and piercings
no, wait, the other one.
down with the syndrome.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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CLICKIN DIS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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I ent middle aged
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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Dozer, earlier today:

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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What a fucking stupid cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Yes, Dozer is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Hey, I don't know whether or not you previously mentioned this
but can I confirm whether or not you have lots of friends?
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Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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more than you, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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That could be either answer.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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i am an enigma
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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ig e
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Why don't you fill me up, buttercup
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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Spew chunks.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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KITKAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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+ CARAMEL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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+ peanut butter, mr wilks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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wafer is nasty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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Waffer SS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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I was going to say chocolate chunks
but then I realised I wasn't allowed to post in this thread.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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I've seen fatter.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Praise indeed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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You are most welcome.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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Actually, you've seen me more recently than any of this lot,
so I'll take that as vindication. \o/
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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He's planning on fingering you at the next bash.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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not on my watch pal
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Just the finger, not up to the wrist
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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FRIGID
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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He doesn't want to lose his watch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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Weston Super Minge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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YM?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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Why no fat chicks?
Actually 'chick' doesn't really stand up to feminist analysis. I prefer the Pc term "split arse" tbh. Feel free to strike out "ysis" too.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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ysis
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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Thanks toadface.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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A pleasure as always
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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Aren't fat people happier anyway?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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Only in Greggs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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Happier than what?
Starving people, maybe.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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Spewed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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Shall we not have lunch today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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i have a dr's appointment today
so not doing lunch anywhere would be perfect
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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New job is going well then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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Hr induction, tedious
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Have they explained the company internet policy yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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Ha! No, I'm on the phone now
Alright yurt prick?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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Yer not bad.
This lot are shit since you and mince left though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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mince'll be back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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I was the best one here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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you still are
you'll never truly leave us, tarquin
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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That's more or less the same as being named "least noncey sex offender" though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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thats some claim 1p
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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Might rebuild my gear linkages.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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I linked gears with your mum last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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I'm working on a website for an 'artist' and it's laughable how bad his content is.
I even had to stretch some thumbnails by about 10-20% and he didn't even pick up on it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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I had to stretch ym this morning.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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with your thumbnails
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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ouch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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Lovely lady chunks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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^TGGI
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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on a hawaiiaian burger should the pineapple ring go on the bun before or after the burger?
what about the cheese?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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i think it should go up yer arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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have i dun something to upset you kiddo?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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nah, just quoting "the commitments"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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COMMITMENT-TITS MORE LOIKE!!!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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After, otherwise the patty slips off
you can glue it on the top with an egg.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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yknow, ive only ever heard a burger called a patty on that show where the man takes on all the food challenges in a versus battle
i forget what its called
am i a wrong un for not calling it a patty?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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Masterchef innit?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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Man v Food
I dunno what's wrong or right any more, Reg. I really don't.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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avoiding this place for a while should clear the fog a bit badges
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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I have been.
None of youse cunts even noticed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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\o
I did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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We always expect you to go a bit quiet around this time of year, badge
What with all those impressionable new students to take advantage of.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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^spot on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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Cunts, Dr V. That's what. Cunts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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^this
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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WELL I FUCKEN DO NOW!
Wow, i ent ever thought of that before, i love beetroot. thanks man
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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I like beetroot.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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I like beetroot crisps
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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Gay prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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YO!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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YO! BEETROOT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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Bit specialist. I can't see it taking off.
Perhaps in the yurt community, maybe?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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Hello there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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and I cannot lie.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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*beetroot fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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*pink hands*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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ima grow me some beetroot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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I love the idea of growing my own veg
I just can't be arsed to do it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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~o~
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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I fucking love me a bit of beatroot
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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I think its about time for some Flamin' Hot Monster Munch,
Distinct lack of breakfast today :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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Flamin' Hot flavour
is the choice of pederasts and charlatans. Pickled Onion or GTFO.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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Get fucked. It was the only choice as there were no Roast Beef.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:33,
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Easy there big fella!
g
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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That's no excuse.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:37,
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tell your mum to make you a proper breakfast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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:'-(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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the lazy land whale
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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