Dozer ain' been laid for ages apparently, he doesn' t like fattoes, please suggest a date for him.
Alt, lunch, I'm extending VEGETARIAN TUESDAY to VEGI THURSDAY TOO,so I'm having spicy hummus and oatcakes.
Altalt, do you ever bother with your local library now you have the internets?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:33, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM
Alt: Nuffink
Altalt: No

Cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Fuck off Legless.
o
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

terrible bullying of the scotch queen :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Get yourself down the Pink Pony on Gillygate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Or the fettish club on Whipmy Whopper Gate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

haha!
Or the York Arms.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

it's the second time in ten years it's been a benders pub innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Watta fuck is all dis Vegetarian Tuesday bowshee?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I nom a lot of meat so have ameat free Tuesday every week. Thinking of having two vegi/vegan days a.week now. Cut down on red meat/ health/yurt crap innit

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I have been doing more veggie days, but not out of choice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

you want to strap on a pair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Them yurtsters is mighty persuasive i tells ya

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Sounds gay.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Karen Carpenter
Alt: What's the matter with you? Are you some kind of homosexual?
AltAlt: Not in years, no.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Alt. Not yet no, but I can see how rice,salad and tofu might push it that way

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Most gays are omnivorous.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Sirely that: bisexuals?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Also, I knew this gay, he used to swear by the old 'meat and two veg' option

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

It's a slippery dick.
Sorry, slope. It's a slippery slope.

Must have been a freudian penis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I get freudian slips sometimes
Just last night I meant to ask the wife to "pass the pepper please" but instead I said "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life"
( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Swipey will nosh him off behind the bins
Alt, Cheeseburgers
AltAlt, I take my daughter but don't use it myself. If I want to read something I usually buy it cheap off amazon and if its good pass it on to someone else.
( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

ONCE
i offered you ONE bin-nosh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

So it's not bin dun yet?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I'm saving it for when I REALLY need it.

( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

5 years not long enough to wait?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

oof!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

But I was noshed off in London just the other week in Monty's flat.

( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Barry 5am gobjob lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

A girl with a magnet
Alt:
Chicken sandwich

AltAlt:
Yer, take the kids there. They have book challenges and stuff for them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Who wins usually,kids or the books?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

AltAlt: Yes. Most recently yesterday. Micro really likes it there.
It's a shame it's full of ragheads most of the time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Unemployed and homeless too.
You Mail reader you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I know a girl that seems to like guys dressed like teenagers,
Although she is a bit of a nutter. Last time I saw her she tried to punch me because I mentioned that maybe some unemployed people don't want to work. Apparently I'm a stuck up wanker who doesn't understand the under class.

Alt: dunno. Sandwich probably.

Altalt: I worked at my library when I was a kid. Stole a lot of books, I dare not go back in case they remember.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

quick, set her up with sk8r boi dozer
before his cock falls off through lack of use
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

she might punch me

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Sounds to me like you understand the underclass pretty well.
In fact, if she's referring to an "under" class, then it sounds like she might very well be a stuck up wanker herself.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

her father is a very rich man,
she is one of those bleeding heart liberals that goes to all the protests and stuff and waves her arms around about greenpeace, but lives in a massive flat in jericho paid for by her dad and takes way too much ketamin at parties. If i'm honest, we don't really get on, but she's part of the circle i roll in as it were.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

She sounds like the sort of person that needs to turn up in a pub bog stall, ifyouknowwhatImeanandIknowthatyoudo

( Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

A mirror.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

camouflage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Clear

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Black

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Jeep Patriot CRD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

technics SL1200

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)

One of those pillows with pictures of big-eyed manga kids on them

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

those are a joke right?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)

What worries me are the ones that wet themselves
You fill up this bag with hot piss and over the course of the night it soaks through onto your face
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:19, Reply)

whatever floats your boat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Or finds your lost remote

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

i hadn't heard of those,
and yes, that's definitely taking something wrong and wronging it a bit wronger.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Can you get ones that shit themselbez out of interest? And jow did you find out about this?
Edit, sorry, directed to Drimble.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I work for a UK distribution company that caters for the more 'niche' tastes
Shitting ones might be available, we don't sell them though
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

you're an international smut peddler?
well, now i love you even more.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Website link please. For "researchpurposes"

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

paedo.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Kids?
Yewtree.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

who three?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

is it NHS Direct that the MK lothario 'works' for?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

29th October
alt. Just had beef and tomato soup and am nomming some grapes.
I'm back to work but still poorly sick *cough*

altalt. No.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Lulu
Boring bread and cheese, glass of milk

Not library but still buy books, usually novels.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Bread, milk and cheese is a lunch of the finest simplicity

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

who was that other baytan who was whinging about speed dating or summat, that one
alt: ive got a satsuma. no i havent, i ate that. i might nick a snack a jack off someone
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I've started a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)