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Dave Gorman?Yes or no?
Alt : what are you making in your kitchen?
Alt alt : frog is a cunt discuss in 50 words or less and win some cornflakes
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:34,
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Reason being? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:36,
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Hes not funny. And it's all ballsack. And PowerPoint.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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I quite like his stuff. I prefer it more for the intelligence of some of his stuff than the humour.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:44,
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Alright Kermit calm down(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:55,
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Not really fucksocks, I'm only messin wid ya(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:11,
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Aw Kermit we are connecting So what you up to?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:31,
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From where? Work? At this time?Are you an escort?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:55,
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No, I work in that London but live by the seaside in kent.I'm at home now :)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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yesalthough his standup that wasn't a story of something silly wasn't as good. Still watchable, though.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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Just watching his standup on Netflix, it's simply called "Stand up live"(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:40,
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yeah, that oneit's OK, but it's no GOoglewhack or Are You Dave Gorman
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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They are both brilliant. I think I shall download them. I tell you what he has lost some weight since this standup was filmed.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:43,
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The one to watch out for is Andrew O'Neillhe was at Green MAn (as was his Steampunk band... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21QqXumEWFU) and I saw him again recently.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:44,
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I will check it out. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:44,
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Agreed and relatively clever. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:43,
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No. He's not funny.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:47,
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I am not that interested in the humour. But why do you think this anyway?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:10,
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Because I don't laugh when he talks. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:18,
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He looks odd.I don't like that. Reminds me of the bastard son of Al 'One Joke' Murray.
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i saw him before he was on tellyin some pub basement. He was pretty clever, only lots of the audience didn't get that he was playing a character and did ridiculous heckles. I think he's trapped by that character now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:18,
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I saw Chubby Brown in a pub gig before he was.well known. Real workinh man club stuff, mixed grill raffle etc. Fucking hilarious.(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)
I can only find three others :(Not enough for an hilarious television show and book deal showcasing my unbelievable wacky adventures.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:20,
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He was called DaveIts not like he was called Galgamar or something
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Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:21,
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no way!we know your real name, now, Doctor David Frog
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22,
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What? Dave Gorman is Dozer's dad and beat Dozer's mum to death?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:20,
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I'm making wine in the kitchen whilst drinking GuinnessDo I win £5?
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Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22,
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His "America Unchained" book is very goodUnable to provide a more satisfactory comment due to unfamiliarity with source.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22,
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Apparently so.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:55,
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I thought they were all killed a while back. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:56,
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I know what I like in your kitchen(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:43,
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Genesis' equally shit etc...(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:51,
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I don't know quite where else I could have been going with this(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:17,
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I can think of a lot of better routes than GenesisIn fact I can think, immediately, of 45134 better things than Genesis.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:30,
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I had sex in the kitchen once.Went on to make like 3 other films.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:56,
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Kim Cattrall is fucking horrid(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:18,
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You take that back!Porky's is a classic film.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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alt: I made a curry, it was goodi'm glad I can kind-of cook a bit these days
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:43,
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I made a curry the other nightOr for the sake of accuracy - Morrisons made it, I reheated it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:53,
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I used onions and tomatoes and beef and stuffI'm like that Nigella woman, only with less rich friend and it's not as effective when I alluringly drip yoghurt over my tits, or whatever it is she does
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:55,
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She gets throttled "as a joke", I thinkAgain, not familiar with her work. If she made me a nice meal I'd eat it, not spill it over her tits.
Half-term next week?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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YesI might spend all of it sleeping, September and October are always a bit mental.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:02,
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I like half-termI can get wherever I'm going earlier without fat women in shit cars clogging up the roads.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:09,
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Alt: I'm making clothes clean by putting them in that weird spinny metal box and pressing some buttons until it does something.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:16,
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It looks like there is water inside! Is that right?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:20,
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Water and clothes. Right so farThe stuff that looks like blue tinted dandruff goes in that slidy box at the top left.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:26,
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I put a sort of big sweet filled with jelly in with it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:33,
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This could end badly - I forsee nothing but a bad outcome for your garments and appliance(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:46,
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I managed to make two nice jumpers child size. I shall see if Rory wants them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:53,
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I can see inside the machines stomach and it looks like it's moving the clothes around a bit. Sometimes I can see them, then the machine gets angry and the clothes go blurry so I stop looking(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:34,
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I'm going to find out your name this weekend.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:39,
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It's a dancer, you knowA social cancer, too.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:50,
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I know his first nameTee hee
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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According to sources close to Edward Snowden, it's Angela(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:56,
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This sounds like a new Hellraiser movie(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:28,
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'Spin Dry' for some ... 'Woollens' for othersWe'll tear your camisole apart
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:41,
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Are you asking if I would like to have sex with him?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:43,
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Yes I would like to have sex with him and you at the same time (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:02,
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Frog is a cunt, discuss. Maximum of 50 words, give at least one example.(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Is this a daily thing now? I saw a picture of you earlier. I didn't realise you were about 100.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:48,
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I feel very satisfied that I have SLAPPED SOMEONE DOWN on another internet place I frequent. Start a new thread, as Jeff would say.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:20,
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Allo CordwanglersAnything interesting going on?
Me being clever baking a ciabatta... All went pear shaped, literally.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:02,
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Alright edjI'm 'doing washing', so as usual it's all going on.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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Yeah I am really.But one on them wimmin around would be handy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:23,
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Yeah it's in that knotted towel thing birds do(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:27,
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Pictures or it didn't happen.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:22,
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this place is KERAZY!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:25,
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I disagree with the Altalt. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:16,
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It's a great and vibrant community. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:23,
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I agree with the disagreement of the altalt but also disagree with the alt (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:23,
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What what? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:24,
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See above. Love you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:25,
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One day I'm going to buy you and winders a pint and two straws.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:28,
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Don't go mad mateWe haven't gone over the top at Ypres with you or nuthin.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:31,
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I'm in no position to turn down free booze ed. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:32,
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I'm on a rather piquant Rioja ATM.£3.99 off of Lidl
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:36,
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To be honest it was flippant, I'm never going to meet you weirdos.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:33,
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I have been put off by looking at 'bash' pictures.(I'd meet you though, and edj cos you're sound like)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:36,
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You should meet mince as well, he's a good egg. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:40,
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Not been to any b3ta bashes but we used to meet regularfrom another web group.
I found most people were pretty much like the impression you got off them on line.
Some are still friends after ten years, others are "friend requests"
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:41,
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If people on here turn out the same I'd have to put my punching trousers on(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:42,
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COME ON THEN! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:43,
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Lolling at a mental image of you in your punching trouziz(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:51,
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Everyone here is pretty decent really, I dunno anyone I wouldn't actually go for a beer with despite what we say to each other on here.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:42,
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Largely my view too.And it wouldn't be the end of the world if you didn't click with everyone.
Be a ferkin miracle if you did.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:45,
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I get on with most people, you either become mates or just have a beer and a chat.I don't often meet people I can't stand.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:49,
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Don't stand so close to meOr I'll call...
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:52,
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You were Plumdozer weren't you?Or am I confused?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57,
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Good I Ent crackin up.I've got two u/ns for different sites but never changed them
except for pirates' day &co. I've enough of a job to keep up as it is.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:02,
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I wouldn't even bother to arrange to meet you and cancel like everyone else.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:55,
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Sorry fucksocks, i accidentallyDeleted my post just as you replied.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:26,
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What did it say? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54,
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Alright sexy! (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54,
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Wearing shorts my horny hornets nest. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:15,
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Fuck off you dirty paedophile. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:30,
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And we were getting on so well (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:31,
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you do realise everybody else is posting in a newer thread, right?(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Yeah and you do realise you are like the bird at the bar that keeps talking to the guy no one likes Even though your friends have left and gone to another thread?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:37,
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Shall we go troll the other thread?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:46,
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