You are all shit at this whole Internet thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:23, 67 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YES.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

yeah
but there are other things to be good at
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

As or at?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Edited.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)

18th Jan is the first Arsenal ticket available. Vs Fulham. Good Saturday out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)

elitist wanker sport

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I am not inviting you, fucko.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'm going to make this my sig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

snubbed yet again
can life get any worse
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)

If I don't have micro that weekend then I'm definitely up for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'll reserve them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Great stuff. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Done.
There is a Vietnamese in Highbury Hill which is nice. Beers in the ground. Perhaps meet up with Mince after.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Excellent plan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Somebody send Monters my best, would they?
Haven't spoken to him recently. Dunno if he's checking his gazzes.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Exchanged texts last night. He's still alive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

That's good to know.
I did suggest a LADS night a while back, though nothing came of it.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

you lot?
lads?

ahahahahahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:09, Reply)

BOYS ON TOUR
i'm invited right? right?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Sure!

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

tekkers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I'm good at breasts
Ilike breasts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)

yeh i guess

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)

that much is certain

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)

What's happened to your halloween name Rory?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Ah. It's not Rory.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

lol name theft, innit.
the second funniest internet gag after a sock account.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

it is. its his 'name holding' sock innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

You can't be good at everything

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

THIS CERTAINLY IMPROVED THINGS.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I'm getting the carriage A party train home getting pissed up on M&S lager tonight.
So y'all can get fucked. Literally. By my mum.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

does she have a penis? that would improve things

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

strap on innit I think anyway ask anyone but me for pics

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Who would have thought that Monty actually contributed to this place.

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I miss that homeless looking dishevelled man

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:17, Reply)

he made us all feel that our lives were
comparatively great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

nah hes sound a s a pound. he linked me up to the new motorhead album a few days ago so I got nuthin but love for that gangsta

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

has he gone gone?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:30, Reply)

He was just a very nice and tolerable chap.
Listen to us, talking like he's dead!

He will be back I bet. Just having some life time out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Saw Peter Kay 'other day, he said 'member ch*mpy?

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

HMRC SA just gave me a wicked birthday prezzy that I really wasn't expecting. Turns out a good accountant pays for itself.
YATTA !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

i had to deal with hmrc, they let my charity be a charity as sanctioned by hmrc, it was quite exciting

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Just seen a strapline for a clubnight.
'Why get fingered by pop, when you can get bummed by dubstep?' This made me do a little lol.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

i like this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)

If you like a pub with wanky vintage furniture coloured like vomit, shit mood lighting and lacking any sort of atmosphere I cant recommend 'filthys' on Holloway Road enough. Cunts welcome as there were four in there excluding myself. Cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)