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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright shut ins
i have ipod woes, do you have woes or woos?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:15, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i'm gonna have another beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I need to cook dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
i ate a packet of salami

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
i was hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I have a few woes, but mostly woos these days because my life is ace and better than yours in most respects.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:17, Reply)
you live in folkstone
you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
You live in a flat. You can't spell Folkestone. You are a bulbous queer paraplegic with floppy hair and a loose anus.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
it's a duplex actually

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Christ. Things are worse than I had imagined.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
actually i'm not sure that's what I mean, it has two floors is what I mean
anyway flats are the fucking norm in landann
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Yes they are the norm for people who live in London and can't afford houses.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
A council maisonette

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Maisonette taht's it
ain't ex council though mate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Well, no it's not ex-council.
It's council.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
haha
it's funny cos you live in thr blasted north where we londoners could buy an entire street for change
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
You couldn't afford to buy my street.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
do you live in Leeds or York, I forget

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)
York.
Speaking of Leeds tho, I took a detour through Holbeck this morning.

Jesus H Christ. Bars on ground floor windows and front doors. Apart it's 'worse than Armley' these days.

I haven't seen that sort of rough in ages.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
go a bit further south into Beeston, it'll open your eyes
or anywhere on the east side, pretty much the whole of it is a shit-tip

there are loads of parks that are dodgy at night-time, but Cross Flatts Park in Beeston is the only park where I felt unsafe walking around in broad daylight
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)
No thanks.
I'll stick to Holgate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)
oh, go on
it'd be like, an authentic urban experience, yah, and you could organise an ironic charity rave in a burnt-out carpet factory or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)
You're getting me mixed up with Nakers
I'm no hooray Henry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I essentially live in a maisonette type arrangement, as a lot of my house is unused due to me living in a large spacious 3 bedroom place on my own.
Tough times innit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
you are definitely the winner; living alone, rattling about in a house that's too big for you while the wind whistles through the rotting window frames and
and the photo of your ex that you just can't throw away looks down mockingly from the mantle piece into your under furnished living room
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
No it's all good akshully mate. You're right though, them windows at the back need doing.
However, as far as the ex etc goes, there is a wealth of salacious gossip that would shock and amaze you, but I'm not telling you, as you are a lumbering technical sportswear bejacketed fluffer on a porn set for a shoot staring YM.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I DO NOT dress in sports wear
i wouldn't wanna be your ex with your stalking skills
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
More bullshitting skills than stalking I'm afraid :'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
In pink trousers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I DO have some pink trousers
I wore them yesterday in fact...gonna get some nice emerald green ones I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)
It's funny that on here I think you're a funny, decent chap
But I'd only have to take one look at you in real life to know you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)
With you on dat one yo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)
But he's still the best one here. Sad times.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
:)
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I only really think the first bit :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)
everyones loves me really, they jsut get scared

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)
I like everyone because I'm naïve and trusting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)

naive turgid

+ h
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
It's a click from me!
/Battered and his massive, overweening 'personality' disorder.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
quiet bedsit boy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Hi Harters!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
I've got to go to work tomorrow/ I still have a job to go to

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)
well done you
was this in any doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
When you find out that the project you've spent the last four months on has been given to someone else to redo from scratch, yeah
Can't help but feel that this reflects worse on my boss that he didn't give me better direction along the way rather than spend so much of the company's money getting me to waste time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
i'd ask what you do, but it's bound to be 'IT'
sounds like classic case of blaming management for your failures tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
It's CLEARLY my boss's fault that I'm so shit at my job.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Placid^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Your face/ my face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
in other news
20 week scan tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I hope all is well with the milkman's latest delivery.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
ask your mum, its' all over her face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
She said the mailman delivers a rich and fertilising thick jet of ejaculate,
Quite the opposite of a Fogle-esque yuppie gobshite she had a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Oh man I would have fucking LOVED to be a yuppie in the 80's
*born in the wrong time*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
So would I. A massive phone and a Filofax are things we can only dream of.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Were popped collars in then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
maybe, but fuck it I'd be wearing power suits and braces
running over the proles in my porche
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
woos
always
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Kriazzabell
I thought you were dead from cardiac arrest/diabetes or violence
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
because I'm a fat american

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
yeah pretty much
anyway where've you been
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I went and got a life!
Involving people!
I also have been working out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
well done you
you sounded like you were in a fucking hole before
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
alright well, going back to reality now

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
You haven't been shot!
The British press would have us believe that all Americans have either been shot or are about to go on a shooting rampage!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I've not been on one....yet.
Alright Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Very well, thank you very much.
What are you doing for a living these days?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Alright Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
alright Kronkey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
dunno whats the difference and whats it to you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
woos and woes
mostly I need more sleep and a cleaner house. In reality neither will happen effectively
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
L8rs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
Is your iPod better yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)
he should put it in the freezer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Or a bowl of rice.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)
or on the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Or he could just shove it up his arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I also found my old Iphone 3Gs which has languished in my top draw for a couple of years never touched..
.and yet, it has pulled itself apart...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Get cash for your old mobile phone.
From some company that gives you cash for your old mobile.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)

cash WONGA
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Mrs Banana is on the telly!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)
ironic surname lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Are you watching it Nakers?
ARE. YOU. WATCHING. IT?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Gogglebox!
Channel 4.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:59, Reply)
imma have a cup of tea,
cricket starts soon if the rain stops that is haha yeh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I've been to see some bands and now I have sloe gin so, er... woo, I guess

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:55, Reply)
its important to stay active

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:09, Reply)
yeah haha it keeps me young haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:36, Reply)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:38, Reply)
I still don't know what this means but I'm assuming it's a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:39, Reply)
yeh it is, tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 1:06, Reply)

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