Buttin in here batty boy.
It's 27degrees here and drinking Keo. Where am I?
Give clues so we can guess where you are and what you be a doing of.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:56, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

South Africa.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Nah but nice try Weepy

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)

damn, then maybe somewhere in greece?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Cyprus,
you're in the greek half of cyprus.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Spot on M8
Kattaris
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

nice,
we went to cypru as a kid, will never forget the boat trip round the coast where the guy told us if we took the boat any further the turks might open fire. looking up at the towers and seeing the guys with guns.
Is it still bad around the border?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Turks will let you across now, tourist dollah innit?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:16, Reply)

bloody turks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

it's nobody's business but theirs

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:46, Reply)

The Democratic Republic of the Congo?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Fucksake Doc another namechange.
I won't know who you are time I get back.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I assume you are currently sat in a gay sauna
being reamed silly by a team of polish sailors, but they are giving you beer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Sailors is unreliable...not turned up yet

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Cyprus?
Visiting Gonz's relatives, I assume.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Cyprus is lovely, lived there as a kid. Near the US base. Famagusta I think. Wanna go back now!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Famagusta is within sight of here but was
Deserted in '74. From the south you can still see
the car showrooms with new 40 year old cars on display.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

that's crazy, go and steal one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Can you see me in an A40?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

i don't know what you look like,
so maybe. But if they've been sat for that long then they'll be fucked anyway.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Check out the pictures on the net from where people have had press-passes, some of them are amazing.
Almost 40 years and I doubt more than a thousand people have walked those streets since then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Was that Pre 74? I got a place near Boğaz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Sorry, but there can't be 2 battys on off topic.
I declare a gay off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

and you are blates being fisted in Sitges.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Which ones are the ones who use the Marmite motorway?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Deliveries in the tradesman's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Test tunnels?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Garden against the slope?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Good point GJ.
I wasn't thinking.
Loved the sketch on Royle Family when the two lads was in the kitchen doing Kawaka or whatever they called it
Well clickin fingers and such.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Just remembered Im on a three day weekend.
Lovely :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:43, Reply)

my thermostat is set to 25
so I imagine it's a bit like that. I don't know what Keo is, but I imagine it's like tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:50, Reply)

25?
how are you not boiling, that's crazy hot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

my house leaks crazy heat
i don't have it on all the time, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

this is why a little victorian terrace is good,
hold out longer than both your neighbours and enough heat bleeds through the walls until at least mid december.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:08, Reply)

People keep telling me it's cold
but I've not needed to wear a coat outside yet this autumn. One of the few benefits of being naturally insulated.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I'm out tonight in a thin jumper and a scarfe.
My nipples will be the indicator if this is enough
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I usually wear a cardigan when I go out.
I mean, I'm not from Newcastle or anything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I wear a jumper, scarf, gloves and a woollen overcoat currently.
I fucking hate the cold. When winter gets here, I shall be shivering violently under all that.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:38, Reply)

It's raining. Just thought you should know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:33, Reply)

it's been raining here since September
but I suppose you like it on your froggy skin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:44, Reply)

I got soaked :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:48, Reply)

i am desperately trying to find a youtube link of the following song especially for you
homepages.ihug.co.nz/~kmr/lyrics/album1/harold.htm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:50, Reply)

OH THANKS!
Does sound like me though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:56, Reply)

At home, with the heating up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:50, Reply)