Pandas should be held up to vegetarians
as an absolute example of just how badly shit can do if you choose to forgoe meat whilst being biologically omniverous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Come on now, man of science, you know that correlation does not equate to causation.
They could still be shit if they ate meat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I gave a burger to a panda once, and it was much cooler afterwards.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here.
If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

because pandas are cunts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Can't even be bothered to fuck
I'm pretty lazy, but I can still find the energy to fuck when I get the opportunity. (Which means I fuck about twice as much as the average panda)
( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Bamboo grows in your wife's vagina?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I have no idea, its been a long time since I've been there.

( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

eats, shoots and leaves.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Because Bamboo is a generic term for around 5000 different species of plant
So they happen to eat a type that grows well in cooler damper environs...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:33, Reply)

r g
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Shhhh.
Stop using science to defend the indefensible, tangles. LOVELY LOVELY MEAT.

My freezer right at this minute is half-filled with bits of two lovely pigs called Austin and Squealy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

how can you not feel even a little bit bad about this??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Why would I possibly feel bad?
Lovely lovely tasty pig.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

THEY HAD NAMES AND EVERYTHING
NOW THEY'RE DEAD JUST SO THAT YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FACE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:09, Reply)

WITH THEIR CORPSES.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:09, Reply)

spot on.
They probably had personalities, too. Maybe hopes and dreams.

Still tasty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

you're the animal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

we're all animals, Swipe.
Domain Eukarya, Kingdom Animalia.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

they did
They dreamt of becoming tasty chops and sausages... DONT LET THEM DOWN BADGE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Throw a dead body into a pig pen and they won't care that person had a name.
Eating pigs is really just a form of self-defence. You obviously want to be murdered by pigs.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

that made me proper lol.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

And don't tell me that cows aren't planning murder with those crazy, rolly eyes.
Fucking chickens are descended from velociraptors. I'm pretty sure vegetarians are Nature's attempt to trim down our numbers. If we're so keen on helping the environment, they should be all rounded up and shot.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

We got attacked by a cow once.
It's surprisingly terrifying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:15, Reply)

We got cornered by a fucking bull-calf once.
It was only a third of the size of a grown bovine and it could still easily break my bones. Plus his dad was hanging around keeping an eye on things, he'd have piled on if I attempted to beat up his kid.

They're just looking for an excuse to redress the balance. I, for one, am determined to eat more and more of them to keep people safe.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Bulls usually couldn't give enough of a shit to attack you, as long as they have a field full of sexy cows to service.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

This thing wanted to rumble.
Don't get me wrong, I've no problem with punching a juvenile of any species, but his dad would've ruined me.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

A kind of bovine Battered then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Like Ian Tomlinson
Right, kids?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Kroney is likely to be on Harwood's side.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Stout fellow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

yeah, a DEAD BODY
badger had two innocent animals slaughtered for his own lustful pleasures of the flesh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Good for him, keeping those murderous bastards in check.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Are you a vegetarian then, Swipe?
Meat is great - you should have some.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

OmnivOrous.
YES!
( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)

What a hockey prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

puck

( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's not a capital o in the middle of the word, PJ.
if you're going to fuck me with pedantry you might at least get it right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I'm sorry, I thought I'd accentuate it so you wouldn't miss it.
You know? Like you did the first time around.
( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Imma gonna be honest, here.
I'm at best ambivalent about this sort of thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)