So, turns out Monty had a bit of a breakdown before he killed himself.
metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-inn-guest-hurled-racist-abuse-with-fire-extinguisher-hose-up-his-bottom-4184507/

Who's next?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:09, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That resrores my faith in human nature.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I heard it was the hose from a vacuum cleaner
Which resulted in him having to spend some time in hospital.

Apparently a concerned friend telephoned the ward to see how he was doing and the doctor said.......

'He's picking up'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I hope you Dyson

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I don't get it
Is this about his Hoover snout?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Probably chompy in a voucher-fueled frenzy in Pizza Express.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:17, Reply)

IT WASN'T A PIZZA EXPRESS IT WAS FAMILY RUN PIZZERIA AND ANYWAY I DIDN'T ENJOY IT THAT'S WHY I ONLY FUCKED HIM TWICE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Said the baroness after 2 years together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I heard he has a "lady suit" made from his rape victim's skin and Nandos vouchers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It eats the Peri Peri or it gets the hose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I read this as pot pouri which I imagine his parents tile fronted semi is full off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)

someone bought me a big bag of white company pot pourri last Christmas
I was distressed that actually... I really liked the scent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

HEY WHATS WITH ALL THE DELETING???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Some twat has been deleting threads again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Bear poloi's innit
He is a cunt on a quantum level
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Thank you sir.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Yeah I've decided to delete any thread I' m involved in which involvez the Rory and Swipey argument.Getting boring now. Move on.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

You could always put them on 2.0 instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

The day a man is tired of mocking Swipe and Chompy's failed liaison is a day he's tired of life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Thank you Samuel Johnson.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)

you can't fight nature

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)

There's nothing natural about what you two did.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Even quieter times ahead then!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)

what the...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Oh, well if he'd travelled down to make a deal on a used car then I guess it's ok.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)

*huffs*
Whats with the sig?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I thought it was fairly self-explanatory.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Go on Kroney, 'it 'im

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

AHL FUGGIN NACK THE LORAYEZ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous
Monty hasn't been 20 since 1963
( Peej, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)

The Tregorny Tree Festival can age a man.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Has anyone heard from the whiney fuck, anyway?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Tell him to get his arse back on here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I would prefer he used his fingers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)

He could at least buy you a drink first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I don't think he could
Well, not until the sale of his flat goes through.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Ok, he could "owe" you a drink first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Darn tooting

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I hope he is well.
All jokes aside, life WOES can be very bad for a persons psyche
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Spunking all of your limited income on drugs, drink and overpriced London flats is probably worse for you though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Well, yes, there is that.
I wouldn't have told any of you cunts about it either!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Thanks for that Claire Rayner

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Come and have a lie down on my couch

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

couch Crotch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 11:58, Reply)