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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello?*looks around nervously*
Why am I not finding out about people's weekends, RIGHT HERE?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 8:59,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Oh manI didn't know. When is the funeral?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:06,
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TodayAlthough because of the numbers involved and, of course, the huge bulk some of them had, there will just be a great big bonfire.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:11,
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*retires to very safe distance*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:15,
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I didn't die. I nearly did after eating too much Mexican food and sweets last night.And I felt like I might die Sunday morning after consuming lots of beer on Saturday.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:06,
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I am pleased you are not dead(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:07,
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So am I. I am also pleased that YOU aren't dead. I like it best when you're alive.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:08,
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Me too!I have felt like poo all weekend though and recovered just in time to come to work.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:09,
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Cor! That was a stroke of luck, you wouldn't be wanting to have time off now would you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:11,
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They ran a Bradford factor (?) report on people's time off and mine came back at 0 for the last 5 years or something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:25,
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Apart from bank holidays etc, I had my first whole day off in 14 months last week \o/I'm never off sick because I prefer to come to work, spread the germs and complain about how hard working I am.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:27,
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I'm having time off right now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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I dont think I've ever pulled a sickie(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:33,
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^ Running dog of the capitalist pigs ^(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:51,
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Thank you for your valuable nonplussed-ness.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:14,
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I don't actively wish you dead. Just not arsed. I wish that other cunt was dead though. Him off the net.(, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Mor ing cow.Went to a conference Saturday which was interesting.No free buffet though, so I commented about this on the feedback card. SATUrday evening was pub. Sunday was large brekkies, few beers and an early night. Rock and roll eh? What did you get up to?
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I got up to fuck allGeneric kid based weekend activities. Football, swimming, a party.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:16,
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I went to see Medea on Friday with The Senior Vagabond and Mrs Vagabond.It was jolly good.
We were due to see Gary Numan on Saturday, but had to cancel as Mrs V was unwell, so I got on the outside of a couple of bottles of wine, and we had a curry instead.
Yesterday Boardwalk Empire, Walking Dead, and, er ... Homeland. Oh - also watched Stoker - looks very lovely, is slower than your mum after her accident.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:12,
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I watched those first three also(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:16,
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BW and WD are ace.Homeland is grinding to a halt.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:32,
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It sinks and he dies.And it turns out that the fit girl is actually a man.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:38,
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On the plus side, later on there's a young lad who can see all the people that died on it.Bruce Willis is one of them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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Do you think any of this lot will have done anything interesting?I know I didn't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:25,
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Doesnt really matter though, does it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:25,
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Guess not. I cooked an excellent chicken cacciatore yesterday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:27,
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niceMy Yorkshire pudding went mental yesterday
Pudding woes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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They rose but looked like fairy cakesTasted nice though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:30,
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My grandmother used to make one massive Yorkshire pudding with the beef above it on a trivet, so all the beef juices dripped down.I might have to try that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:32,
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That sounds greatI switched to beef dripping and they taste much nicer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:34,
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I used to make your grandmother's juices drip down(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:34,
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She told me your penis made a baby acorn look huge by comparison. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:35,
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I'm glad to see we all have rich fulfilling times. I did buy diary though. Shirley that counts for something? It's maroon.(, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)
I buy a diary each year, then forget about it by FebruaryOutlook calendars or GTF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:31,
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*attempts to find free slot*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:37,
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I like the bit where he buys a diary every year but forgets about it by February. That's the best bit, the rest of the story is forgettable.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:35,
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I like to have physical diaries and phone books in case of IT fuck ups.I dropped an organiser in the bath once.
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I liked it when it was in the papers that Huntley was spending all his prison money on chocolate and was a right fat fuck. It was LOL(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:40,
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She and I went to Birmingham yesterday for the Christmas market. It's a bit early in the yearbut we don't have any spare weekends on the run-up to Xmas left, so it was now or never. 3 and a half hour's driving and I bought nothing. I did find a couple of baubles and some new tree lights on Saturday, though.
On the plus side, I got to go driving for three and a half hours in my awesome car.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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Our German market is the biggest I the UK apparently.Overpriced tat mainly. It's only a hotdog and a fucking beer ffs.
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Proper German sausage is so much more than a hotdog. I miss Germany, especially at this time of year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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In Canterbury the have a little Xmas market thing with a stall cooking massive German sausages over a fire pit.It's awesome, and the sausages are about 3 times longer than the buns in which they are served. This is the correct ratio of bread to meat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:50,
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It is, it's huge.For the most part it's pretty grotty stuff, but I have picked up a couple of things in the past. We were in Berlin last year, so we wanted to have a nose about for comparison purposes.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:49,
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Work xmas meal last night.Was very good, though essentially just a night out with added xmas crackers and silly hats. Had some drinks, didn't disgrace myself. Wore heels, didn't fall on my arse. Success all round, I'd say.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:44,
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I am about to eat a sausage sandwich. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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Ketchup I think.I tend to have HP on bacon & ketchup on sausages.
I know. Amazing. CSB etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:49,
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I can see why you like it, very vinegary. Bitter. Really fucking bitter and horrible.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:55,
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I'm sorry but you're wrong.What's horrible is tomato sauce.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:56,
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It is horrible on anything other than fish and chips. This is a fact.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:59,
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Tartare sauce is better with fish & chips. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:59,
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This deserves to be golf clapped*golf claps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:05,
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mayonnaise and tartare sauce are the ONLY acceptable sauces on that kind of foodI suppose a blue cheese or a peppercorn or something might do on other things. but not gravy. gravy is fucking disgusting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:01,
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Your opinion is not valid due to you being both a female (on paper at least) and a vegetable.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:02,
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Listen up Frenchie. Just because your lot pour mayonnaise on everything does not mean that ketchup is wrong.Now bugger off and sell some onions or I'll let the moths out.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:59,
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i told you that his "sausage sandwich" was homoerotic code(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:01,
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A 'Battered Sandwich' sounds like Scottish food(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:05,
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i was smashed on fri night, lunch in covent garden then sushi on sat, saw the man thing yesterday after the gymgood film at the cinema too, I liked it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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Watched 'We Are What We Are'Not bad actually.
Also played the Lego Marvel game with the little caps. Fucking brilliant.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:09,
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Hey GUYS! GUYS!You can stop taking the piss out of me for having a book thrown at me now! She's only gone a 1up'd! Achievement unlocked "Thrown glass of Morgans and coke at husband!"
took me at least 5 minutes to sweep up all the glass!
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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Oh dear.Mensies by any chance?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:12,
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Fucking hell.How are you not still married?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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I make perfect sense.I was expressing ironic surprise at the fact that battered is once again single, seeing as his caring and sensitive attitude to women makes him a definite keeper.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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Not my fault that your species goes mental every month. Why should I have sympathy when I end up on the receiving end of the mentalness?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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It's actually frightening what our hormones can do to us.Remember those times as a teenager when you were visited by the unwanted and seemingly permanent erection at completely random times? It's weird having absolutely no control over your own body.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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In one!How come some people get the lasses who call it "Blowjob week" and I get the "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, TALK TO ME, OR COME NEAR ME!" type
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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Awwww man I used to date this chick who used to genuinely say "If on my period but I'll give you a nice blowjob it you like"Trouble is she was mental for the other three weeks of the month.
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:34,
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I figured you're pretty much there all dayI just wanted to book my slot
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:44,
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At least the collars match the cuffs I guess Undeniable proof of your Ranga status.
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:47,
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it needs colouring again, thank you for reminding mesoon I shall be a glossy plum.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:49,
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I had 8 stitches in my elbow after blocking a vodka and coke chucked at me many years ago(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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Mine just says "sorry, it's a PG week"and then buys me alcohol and cooks a roast.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:56,
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I'm usually only proper mental on one dayand I try to warn him in advance. I think he can usually tell though, what with the crying and the curling up in a ball with painkillers and chocolate.
He's very good at fetching me cups of tea, and lets me put off the housework till the next day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:02,
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I consider it a bit of a relief.It's nice to have a rest from trying to keep up with her and thankfully she doesn't act like a spastic when she's ragging.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:04,
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Well, she's young.Just wait till the middle age hormones kick in.
Actually, what am I saying? She'll be long gone by then, amirite?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:08,
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AlsoMy GP IS WIV DA ANGLES! His wife did a REESE ACTRESS on him TO DEF!
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:12,
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It is for me! I need a new GP because he got selfishly STABBED TO DEF by his wifeWho was probably on the rag.
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:28,
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As someone currently riding that particular pony,I'd advise you to temper your words.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:38,
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Oh shut you blood dripping hag. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:40,
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Sounds like casa del b3thany looks like the set of a horror film this morning.(
Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:05,
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there was a trailer for that at the cinema last nightit looks properly shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:13,
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Oh, alright. If no-one else is going to say it...Witherspoon?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:23,
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NoWith an overdose of hammer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:27,
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Thats what she caught him doingwith swipey
behind 'bins
round 'back of pizza express
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Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:40,
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bornigI went to Birmingham at the weekend, had a great time but this morning I am proper sick so phoned in to work and went back to bed. It's probably just a cold but it would be morally wrong to spread it around the office.
Just got up and made a lamb tagine for the slow cooker, cunning plan as I can't smell the onions.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:42,
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"I went to Birmingham at the weekend, had a great time"Sorry ... what?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:04,
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You just have to know the right peoplenot my fault all your mates are cunts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:35,
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i've done it for himas he is a useless man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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Bit of a non entity this weekend.Had a mooch about the Christmas Markets on Saturday, exactly the same layout as last year. Bored. Got some schnitzel and that.
Cooked a nice pork goulash with dumplings, ate some wurst later on and had the meat sweats. *enter euphemism here*
Yesterday was a write off. Just chilled and watched films.
Here I am today, Just bought some shoes and a top for the Christmas do.
Be prepared.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:27,
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