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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone fancy a long lunch in that there London
On the 15th December?

Alternatively, do the usual of talking about food and music only you care about.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:05, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I like Motörhead, Bowie and banana milkshakes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
What's your view on Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
He's is a massive prick, part of the pseudo intelligentsia, a pathetic boring dullard with the clothing and music taste of a teenage boy, a daft cunt and a balding asexual virgin.
I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Now I'm confused. Your recent text said the 16th.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I think it is Sunday the 15th?
Have I got that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Just checked. Sunday is the 15th. You're just numerically challenged when it comes to text messages.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Yeah. Well the Sunday.
Any suggestions for a good pub for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Quite a few. Best to wait until people agree on what part of town they'd like to meet in then we can pick one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Stunned and Monty are in.
And I would imagine Lighty as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
That doesn't mean we have to go east as fucking usual. They can do a long tube journey for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I'm heading North on the Monday, so I'm fairly flexible.
Mindful that Christmas shoppers will be everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Yeah, I should give him some lessons on texting

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Is this some sort of a mini b*sh?
Could do with a weekend down that there smoke.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Of sorts.
I'm in London on the Monday, so figured I'd come up a day early and do some boozin'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I'd love to,
but I'll be too busy crying about being forty.

And I don't live in London. And it's a bit too far to go just for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
What date is your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
14th.
Not got anything planned, but I intend to enjoy it anyway. I understand that 'life' will be starting on that day. Which should be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Go to the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Well, maybe I will.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
You should.
Get Mr B3th to treat you to a game of prize bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Fuckin' hell.
I'll be lucky if I get a card, let alone a day out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
What do you want a card for anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Because I'm not a misanthropic old git?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Weird I'd heard people like that existed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Parking, without needing to have her old man with her..

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Look what happened last time she drove without supervision
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1990027
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I went to see Depeche Mode om Friday, followed by a small gig by one of the Levellers on Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
easy on the lunch venue. london bridge?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Lazy cunt. Travel further west for a fucking change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Familiar with any of these?
www.goodforlunch.com/reviews/tag/london-bridge
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Can we relocate it to Coventry?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Yes. I'll let Dozer know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
I'm busy that day anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
haha, yeah like London is even a real place

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Evening spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
What, I don't even have any red trousers
Or floppy hair :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)
HH is a cunt.
Discuss.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)
In other breaking news....
The sky is blue and water is wet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
CUNT!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^TGGI^
Only if he pays for it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Name your price

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)
You're paying for the pizza right?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)
No extra toppings and it's a bumming deal

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Wait Chompy got a meat feast and look what he had to sleep with

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I'm lost now

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)
In that case I'm quite jealous of your ignorance

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)
I've sort of understood that Chomp has flounced

But my life is too short and precious to be bothered to find out why.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)
I liked Chompy
I miss the MK sex pest
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)
I didn't like him at all
Because he fucked B69 over.

But that's a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)
B69....?
Is this something you can link please?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Chompy would.
B69 was a good mate of mine - can still be found in AB's archives.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)
What did he do?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)
No end of stuff, if you wish to believe it.
In reality, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Your post makes no sense. You've said above that he 'fucked B69 over'
Now you're saying that it is 'in reality, nothing'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:48, Reply)
I was talking about B69
That was the origin of the ban hammer. Chompy laid into WBM and SLS and copped a ban.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:52, Reply)
this the best appraisal of him I've read:
"He’s a nice guy, but blatantly sniffs bike saddles outside the library. Licks his lips when girls are near, and has got missle proof glasses, he probably bought them from BAC. His eyes look like two rape raisins pushed into a melting snowman."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:00, Reply)
For a moment I thought you was Rory, this aint a known Rory account
Have a click for painting that image of Compy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Woodside
Kindly don't change your username without prior notice, lest I call you a dismal cunt by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
the otter icon is a dead giveaway
used to be loads of folk with it back in t'day, now I'm the only one left *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Ah now, it'll be alright when they finish it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 23:55, Reply)
Have I made this clear?
I'm about to go to bed and I'd hate to think of you seething over an unresolved issue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Come on Tim!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Tim Ilene
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Dexy's less......

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Enzyme's new user name?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:14, Reply)
I'm in
news going on about scots having to pay higher taxes if they become independent. well no shit mcsherlock
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Is that in for lunch, or Scottish independence?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:09, Reply)
both
it's the best answer to nearly every question.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Wonderful.
We might be able to ship that porridge wog Dozer home if they get independence.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Can we get rid of that smiley bent American SCOTCHCUNT whose name escapes me too please?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:21, Reply)
John Barrowman?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
YES
I can't stand that wanker. I hope he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:27, Reply)
I hope that Battered bludgeons him to death with a dildo.
John Barrowman dies, Battered gets jailed, society wins.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:29, Reply)
John Barrowman must die!
That's the most important of my commands, I'm leaving the details down to you.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:25, Reply)
So just how exactly did Chimpy fuck over Blaireau69?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)
I'm not sure about him fucking him over, but they had a pretty good argument
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565198
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
rape raisins

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Tl;dr
I assume ch*mpy went for a fag and never came back eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:38, Reply)
he was put off his technique

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Poor swipe, left in the wet patch folornly staring at the door he'll never walk back through

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Is that the locked door?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Shaking Stevens lesser known B sideZZZzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Wait. Chochi and Gonz are friends?
I bet they have matching pleather jackets and sporadic facial her and rub their round heads together which is fine as long as it's dark
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)
alright Nakers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Alright dozzles?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)
You should totes make plans to not meet us for lunch.
People will be well jell.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Done and done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Cho-cho
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Chochi is his happy days style alter ego

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Well B69 had it coming to him for not having breasts to gaz Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)
it's equal parts creepy and lol that new posters get a welcoming gaz from the Chompanzee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:46, Reply)
I didn't :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:49, Reply)
hartley did

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I don't care though, as he was a boring dull twit and I didn't like him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:52, Reply)
hartley or chompy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Chimpy. Hartley is brilliant and much missed during the day, even if it's only by me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)
chompy is nowhere near as clever as he assumes he is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:56, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:57, Reply)
I still think that the past posters like Barryfromeastenders look in at the posts
A bit like a poor kid at the sweet shop window, whishing they could have had a better lot in life and just partake
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Barry has much better things to do with his time.
Unlike Chimpers
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Part of a support structure for the Olympic village after Stunned poster
had finished with him I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Soz at a wedding in hampshire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Ah shit I was totes gonna go but if you're not then I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Come to the wedding it'll be shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
I'd love to but I'm washing my hair.
Pubic, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)
I've heard that Nakers is buying all the banana milkshakes
Just to deprive you of them
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:44, Reply)
What! He doesn't even like them, he thinks they're for kids. What a spazmaloid cuntbag.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)
banana milkshakes are one of my hangover remedies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:46, Reply)
Theyre a now essential part of my diet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2148522
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)
They are revolting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:52, Reply)
You don't have to have them if you don't like them you big daft moron.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:54, Reply)
That's not what his creepy uncle told him when he was aged 8

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Yeah bye then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)

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