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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FRIDAY THREAD.
Well, you made it to Friday. Well done. 8 hours and it'll all be worth it.

Plans for the w/e?

I am going to see Stewart Lee tonight and West Ham vs Chelsea tomorrow. So I will miss Dr Who.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:12, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So ronery.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:15, Reply)
alright Stunn O)))
I'm going drinking round York with a b3tan tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Doing the wall walk? Or pub crawl?
Anyone we know?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:19, Reply)
just introducing him to some of the better boozers
He moved here in September and ent been to the Tap, the Last Drop Inn, the Duke of York, the Terrier, the Three Legged Mare or VJs yet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Afternoon in the pub,
bit of whisky chat. Bish Bash Bosh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:32, Reply)
+ Bum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:35, Reply)
yer
Decent beer an' all. Leeds Brewery, Ossett Brewery and York Brewery all have pubs in the centre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Secret baysh ftw

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:43, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:19, Reply)
You need to get out more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:24, Reply)
I have the dentist today
so I am leaving early.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Oof. Friday dentist - rubbish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:26, Reply)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:24, Reply)
^ legendary raconteur ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:25, Reply)
I have never seen an episode of dr who
Friday is fucking shit already thanks for reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Never seen Dr Who?
Are you forrin'?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:32, Reply)
He may be one of these brown gentlemen.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:34, Reply)
They ain't no gentlemen
Savages to a man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:35, Reply)
It's not right.
They should make Dr Who a subject on the citizenship test.

Never seen Dr Who. Wog bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:36, Reply)
HELLOSIR?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Eight hours? Fack off.
This weekend I'm going to see Adrian Utley's Guitar Orchestra performing Terry Riley's In C.
I am very much looking forward to this.

I shall probably watch Dr Who with little tangle, because he is so gay for David Tennant.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:38, Reply)
^^British GGI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Did you watch the brief bit of backstory on the red button?
McGann Dr becoming Hurt Dr?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:41, Reply)
There was some bollocks with McGann I put on for the littl'un on youtube

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Is that where she's gone? Lost in space and time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:44, Reply)
A guitar orchestra sounds pretty shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:43, Reply)
You'd think, wouldn't you?
But Utley's a good chap and you can't really go wrong with In C
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:46, Reply)
that gig sounds alright, Adrian Utley's a geezer innee
Also, gazzed you a Photek set. Check out his dnb stuff. Proper breakbeat science.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Support from Pram - it gunna be AWSUM!!!
I saw the other gaz, but seeing as the other one is going to take five hours to listen to, I'm going to leave that one glowing red in the corner to remind me to listen on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Have I ever called you a tremulous quender?
I'm calling you that, right now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Frequently.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:51, Reply)
phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I'm off to a uni open day tomorrow I've applied for a place for next year.
Looking forward to it. Otherwise dunno yet.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Where abouts?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)
SAlford uni.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Nah you don't wanna go there
I know a guy who went there and POW four years later, syphilis.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Bumrape innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)
That's probably true for most uni's
Newcastle gets you there in a year or your money back!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I have this afternoon off to spend out with my Mrs
I have coffee, a sausage sarnie and I actually feel human today

\o/

Pizza tonight then pub
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:13, Reply)
I'll try not to wear her out this morning then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:14, Reply)
If you dont mind

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:16, Reply)
As she's going 'out' I hope it's a full burka. Juzt in caze Allah's watching.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:26, Reply)
I won't be. I'm too busy today.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Teacher training day innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Sporto! Citrix question.
You ever run into a problem where Citrix thinks the ctrl key is engaged, causing the screen to lock if you hit L?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I think I've seen this once
It was an out of date Receiver client. Is it the same for all users? If only one, flatten their Citrix profile and try again
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Yer. Pain in the ballsack.
The user's in Bangalore and trying to get their local IT team to do anything north of fuck all is like pulling teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I'll ask one of my relations to shiv him/her

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)
With the woman tonight. Wine, food, that Dr Who thing what was on yesterday
probably London on the tomozza. Nowt too extravagant, Chrimbo soon, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)
is she a nerd as well then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
She's a bit of a Dr Who nerd, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Nothing wrong with that, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Unless the pair of you dress up as Leela and Tom Baker for your deviant nerd sex games

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Well before my time. I'm a Sylvester McCoy and Sophie Aldred man.
Not Bonnie Langford, though. Ugh. Gingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Same here, but I went for more iconic characters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Any woman who can convincingly dress up as Leela gets my vote
vote ejaculate
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Er. I'll pass that along. I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)
friend's birthday tonight
brunch in Streatham on sat, then pub crawl in Chelsea on sat night. gym and the bloke on sun. standard stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Are you off the 500 cal thi g then?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)
i was only doing it for a few days!
just to get rid of some emergency birthday bulge.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
cock growing back?
Get on the hormones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Drinks tonight with mates.
New Model Army gig tomorrow! Yay!

Sunday - lounge around looking particularly cool. Maybe some more beers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
They must surely just be Model Army now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Hahahahahhahaha
I'm going to try and heckle with that when they announce themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Seeing the other half tonight and cooking a Thai style stew.
Bit of shopping tomorrow for some new clothes, followed by a few bottles of fizz in the evening. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)
do you not live with you're chap?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Wise???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)
it's all relative

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Incest?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
frankinsense innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:09, Reply)
check 'em

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Nope.
It's only been a year!

It would help with the bills mind. Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
isn't that 7 gay years though?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)
The gays don't do commitment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)
We aint dogs!
Don't believe everything you see on telly.
It's all lies!

We don't even like Kylie really.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)
It's fucking shit on here.
I blame GJ and Dozer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)
If I weren't making shit threads it would be absolutely abysmal.
Now shut the fuck up or fuck the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Ooooooh. Get her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)
*slaps*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Nah fuck off, my epic FILM CHAT threads have saved OT

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I didn't like them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)
QUIET! An old man is talking! Gather round everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)
If you're unlucky he will tell you how his necrotic foot dropped off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)
As shit as those two might be, the real culprits here are the cunts who have left.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)
i blame monty
bring back monty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Well yes, he is one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)
It's a sad day indeed when old grumpy Tangles labels you shit :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Fucking soft play centre + Malbec last night = I hate the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Look, fucking swipey is one thing but calling her a soft play centre is a bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)
he couldn't afford the entrance fee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Can't you go and lie in the ball pool?
You must be under the height requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)
You've clearly never been in a ball pool*
That is possibly the worst place he could go.



*Well, not that kind anyway
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Obviously send the kids elsewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Morning
I've been awfully busy this week at work so my weekend consists of not doing anything that involves my brain. So sleeping, masturbating, drinking, and posting on here, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)
please don't do that all at once
for all our sakes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I'll do the sleeping separately
because you asked so nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)
*passes wipes*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)
*something about them being poked up there earlier*
I'm suggesting that by 'passes' you mean 'poops'. Because of the gay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)
4/10

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)

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