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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Meatza, Malbec, Movie
What's up Tuesday night shut ins?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:58, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The problem with torrenting movies is you don't get flippin subtitles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
PJ gave ol' screw-on ears a link to some subtitle gubbins
Search is your friend here.
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I tried once...couldn't make it work
I'm not great at technology
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Why is he screw on ears anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Oh fine, I will answer.
It's a Rory-ism, I believe GJ might have a hearing aid or be deaf and the plastic screw on ear is a reference to that.
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So much Japanese!!! Stoopid mivie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
What filum is it?

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Rising Sun

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)

the wolverine
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Meh, mindless weeknight fodder
Well it would be if I wasn't trying to understand the Japanese bits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Don't you know Japanese? You thick bent spaz.

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It's ok, back in English now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Oh for fucks sake you bent spastic
www.opensubtitles.org/en
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:48, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:54, Reply)
Spaghetti and meatballs, a banana, Ripper Street then firing a hot load up YM's slimy mimsy.

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I'm so proud she can still get froth on
No mean feat for a 68 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
There's a definite knack to it. I know all the tricks.

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Do you know how to titilate an ocelot?
You oscillate it's tit a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
I titilate YM with my cockalot

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\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Toad in the hole, the John Hurt version of 1984 to watch & trying to find good way of teaching micro to learn to tell the time.

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Show her your clock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Something about the "small hand"

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Something about Jeremy beadle

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Something about Flava Flav

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Something about chubba chups

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Something about Eddie 'the eagle' Edwards

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Something about the hairy cornflake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Something about CJ from Eggheads

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Proper sofa lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
My day is now complete.

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Tboh^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Thats a new one on me?????

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The best one here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
SECOND!

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"Gambaccinis*

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NO COFFEE CHAT

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Get the kettle on, froggy.

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Okay, I've only got that Nescafé azure shite, not the good stuff though.

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"Better than Mellow Birds"

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The 80s want their coffee back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
*Does shaky hand behind ear gesture*

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I dunno what this means soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Plastic screw on ears innit

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Old Nescafe ads with Gareth Hunt.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuzyMCt4XlQ
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YOUR A 'GARETH HUNT'

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A rotting, dead cancerous corpse?
Yeah, I do have mornings that feel a bit like that.
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Wow...that was epically, fantastically, incredibly shit
Also, who is garath hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
He's the guy in the old Nescafé adverts
Hth x
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A rotting, dead cancerous corpse.
He played Gambit in the New Avengers before sinking into coffee advertising semi-obscurity.
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It's alright azera for instant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
There is something a bit 'cat piss' about it.

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Yeah but it's always on deal and will be for the next year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Do you have some work Nescafé connection now?

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No, used to in my old job
They were my client; fucking useless company
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
New job all good though?

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Like anyone on here actually has a job.

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Yeah, pretty hectic
I could do with 2 days to reset, plan, strategise and decide how to move forward
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Make sure you plan to be on here more during the day please thx

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Frog and Nakers sitting in a tree...

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Only when I poo, or am waiting for shit, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Did you have the runs today then?

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Ha!
Nah, training bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Like a sumo wrestler...

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How much training do bollocks need? Mine seem to do their thing without much guidance.

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All three of them?

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Gaz me details of the training course immediately!

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Shit adverts too. See above.

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Norra lot.

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Did you enjoy the doctor who shizzle
It seemed like a big deal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I enjoyed it, yeah.
Then again, there's no accounting for taste since I've met Battered for a pint a few times and enjoyed his company.
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You could get him to work your dalek

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I think even he would struggle to fit in it.
Top half's solid, see?
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Bad times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Nice meal at the G/F's, bit of internetting , wine and playing with a mental Jack Russel
Life is quite good!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Jack Russells are generally mental, though.
Alreet Cap?
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Is life ever not quite good for you?
It almost feels like you're trying to persuade yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Life is *quite* good?

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That is the absolute maximum possible for a Coventry dweller

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I'd finger dogs too if I etc etc....

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What time we meeting at greggs for lunch tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
True fact; I don't think I've ever been to greggs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
If you like nondescript meat wrapped in pastry you'd love it

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Pretty sure I've never set foot in one either

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
And yet it's still one of the most successful austerity-era high street companies in the UK.
If this government got its shit together they could wipe out the unemployed population by feeding them into Greggs mincers and simultaneously buoying the economy in one fell swoop.
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Sweeney Todd fives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Didn't know you were a mod, cappers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
All the way to the wrist mate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I laughed at both tangles and your comments but I'm not telling you separately.

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I'll take this as a win as you've replied to me not yurt prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
You believe that if you like mate
*pats head*
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*does that pre cum thing*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
*Remembers the good old days*

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*re-lurks*

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*lurker fives*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
*replying to each other within millisecondfives*

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Well this is truely sad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
No *fives* for you, naysayer!

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I prefer yeasayer if you don't mind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Alright 'lil Jon'

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I prefer lil wayne if it's all the same to you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
WELL OKAY

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you guys are so cute together

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Thx

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*lurks*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
POW!

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*lord's prayer cry wank*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Alright cavy, how's things?
Still taking photos with an old coke can?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
not for a while
might do more when I've sorted the darkroom out. It was a beer can, by the way..I thought it made me look more punk or something. Wasn't even my beercan
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
This is a beautifully self depreciating post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
How's ya bird, she never posts anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Probably killed like he did the last one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
She's in the kitchen where she belongs.
The first one's under the patio, where she belongs.
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No wonder his garden is so "moundy"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
This works on two levels cos you killed and buried your first wife and your secod has massive bangers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Oh-ho!

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+thundercats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
*delivers tedious moral lesson at end of episode*

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*Does your Mum-ra up the Cheetara*

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Your mum sucked my shnarf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
You mum touched my sword of omens

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Your mum rimmed my brown eye of thundera

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Things are very good!
The Jack Russell is more mental than usual, probably due to my teasing her unmercifully with a laser pen.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
+ up her bumhole.

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Wolverine has done a sex on some jap bird
I wonder if he has a pointy metal cock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
No but he does have skin cancer.
Who'd have thought that an Australian would ignore the slip-slop-slap mantra?
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Your mum certainly didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I basicly invented a savory doughnut using noodles and batter.
It's really really fucking good, I'm gonna make a sweet ones and sale them from a little stand on street corners.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
You battered some noodles in a ring shape...
Back on the meds eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
He's probably covered them in cat food & crunched up bits of fried leek.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Nommy!
Alright batts, what you working on?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)
All sorts of small bits. Such as your grandmother's tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Wow, well both have been dead for 30 years so...well good luck really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
quitter

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Dammit
Stop talking Japanese!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)
we used to have a right laugh on here

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Alright stunner you monopede heffalump

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)
alright, you stallion?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Last orders. Gotta move.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I'm back from the 'big match'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:03, Reply)
calm down, brian moore.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)
It's exciting, they didn't lose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:05, Reply)
like a win!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:06, Reply)
They didn't quite manage that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:07, Reply)
pfft

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:08, Reply)
same

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