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Meatza, Malbec, Movie
What's up Tuesday night shut ins?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:58, 153 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
The problem with torrenting movies is you don't get flippin subtitles

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
PJ gave ol' screw-on ears a link to some subtitle gubbins
Search is your friend here.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I tried once...couldn't make it work
I'm not great at technology
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Why is he screw on ears anyway?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Oh fine, I will answer.
It's a Rory-ism, I believe GJ might have a hearing aid or be deaf and the plastic screw on ear is a reference to that.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
So much Japanese!!! Stoopid mivie

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
What filum is it?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Rising Sun

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)

the wolverine
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
-____-

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Meh, mindless weeknight fodder
Well it would be if I wasn't trying to understand the Japanese bits
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Don't you know Japanese? You thick bent spaz.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
It's ok, back in English now

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Oh for fucks sake you bent spastic
www.opensubtitles.org/en
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:48, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:54, Reply)
Spaghetti and meatballs, a banana, Ripper Street then firing a hot load up YM's slimy mimsy.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I'm so proud she can still get froth on
No mean feat for a 68 year old
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
There's a definite knack to it. I know all the tricks.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Do you know how to titilate an ocelot?
You oscillate it's tit a lot
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
I titilate YM with my cockalot

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Toad in the hole, the John Hurt version of 1984 to watch & trying to find good way of teaching micro to learn to tell the time.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Show her your clock

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Something about the "small hand"

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Something about Jeremy beadle

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Something about Flava Flav

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Something about chubba chups

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Something about Eddie 'the eagle' Edwards

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Something about the hairy cornflake

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Something about CJ from Eggheads

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Proper sofa lol

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
My day is now complete.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Tboh^

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Thats a new one on me?????

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
The best one here

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
SECOND!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
"Gambaccinis*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
NO COFFEE CHAT

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Get the kettle on, froggy.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Okay, I've only got that Nescafé azure shite, not the good stuff though.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
"Better than Mellow Birds"

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
The 80s want their coffee back

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
*Does shaky hand behind ear gesture*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I dunno what this means soz

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Plastic screw on ears innit

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Old Nescafe ads with Gareth Hunt.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuzyMCt4XlQ
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
YOUR A 'GARETH HUNT'

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
A rotting, dead cancerous corpse?
Yeah, I do have mornings that feel a bit like that.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Wow...that was epically, fantastically, incredibly shit
Also, who is garath hunt?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
He's the guy in the old Nescafé adverts
Hth x
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
A rotting, dead cancerous corpse.
He played Gambit in the New Avengers before sinking into coffee advertising semi-obscurity.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
It's alright azera for instant

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
There is something a bit 'cat piss' about it.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Yeah but it's always on deal and will be for the next year

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Do you have some work Nescafé connection now?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
No, used to in my old job
They were my client; fucking useless company
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
New job all good though?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Like anyone on here actually has a job.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Yeah, pretty hectic
I could do with 2 days to reset, plan, strategise and decide how to move forward
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Make sure you plan to be on here more during the day please thx

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Frog and Nakers sitting in a tree...

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Only when I poo, or am waiting for shit, soz

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Did you have the runs today then?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Ha!
Nah, training bollocks
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Like a sumo wrestler...

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
How much training do bollocks need? Mine seem to do their thing without much guidance.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
All three of them?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Gaz me details of the training course immediately!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Shit adverts too. See above.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Norra lot.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Did you enjoy the doctor who shizzle
It seemed like a big deal
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I enjoyed it, yeah.
Then again, there's no accounting for taste since I've met Battered for a pint a few times and enjoyed his company.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
You could get him to work your dalek

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I think even he would struggle to fit in it.
Top half's solid, see?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Bad times

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Nice meal at the G/F's, bit of internetting , wine and playing with a mental Jack Russel
Life is quite good!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Jack Russells are generally mental, though.
Alreet Cap?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Is life ever not quite good for you?
It almost feels like you're trying to persuade yourself...
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Life is *quite* good?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
That is the absolute maximum possible for a Coventry dweller

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I'd finger dogs too if I etc etc....

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
What time we meeting at greggs for lunch tomorrow?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
True fact; I don't think I've ever been to greggs

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
If you like nondescript meat wrapped in pastry you'd love it

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Pretty sure I've never set foot in one either

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
And yet it's still one of the most successful austerity-era high street companies in the UK.
If this government got its shit together they could wipe out the unemployed population by feeding them into Greggs mincers and simultaneously buoying the economy in one fell swoop.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Sweeney Todd fives

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Didn't know you were a mod, cappers

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
All the way to the wrist mate

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I laughed at both tangles and your comments but I'm not telling you separately.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I'll take this as a win as you've replied to me not yurt prick

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
You believe that if you like mate
*pats head*
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
*does that pre cum thing*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
*Remembers the good old days*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
*re-lurks*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
*lurker fives*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
*replying to each other within millisecondfives*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Well this is truely sad

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
No *fives* for you, naysayer!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I prefer yeasayer if you don't mind

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Alright 'lil Jon'

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
I prefer lil wayne if it's all the same to you

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
WELL OKAY

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)
you guys are so cute together

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Thx

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
*lurks*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
POW!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
*lord's prayer cry wank*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Alright cavy, how's things?
Still taking photos with an old coke can?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
not for a while
might do more when I've sorted the darkroom out. It was a beer can, by the way..I thought it made me look more punk or something. Wasn't even my beercan
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
This is a beautifully self depreciating post

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
How's ya bird, she never posts anymore

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Probably killed like he did the last one

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
She's in the kitchen where she belongs.
The first one's under the patio, where she belongs.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
No wonder his garden is so "moundy"

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
This works on two levels cos you killed and buried your first wife and your secod has massive bangers

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Oh-ho!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
+thundercats

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
*delivers tedious moral lesson at end of episode*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)
*Does your Mum-ra up the Cheetara*

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Your mum sucked my shnarf

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
You mum touched my sword of omens

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Your mum rimmed my brown eye of thundera

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Things are very good!
The Jack Russell is more mental than usual, probably due to my teasing her unmercifully with a laser pen.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
+ up her bumhole.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
Wolverine has done a sex on some jap bird
I wonder if he has a pointy metal cock
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
No but he does have skin cancer.
Who'd have thought that an Australian would ignore the slip-slop-slap mantra?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Your mum certainly didn't

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I basicly invented a savory doughnut using noodles and batter.
It's really really fucking good, I'm gonna make a sweet ones and sale them from a little stand on street corners.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
You battered some noodles in a ring shape...
Back on the meds eh?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
He's probably covered them in cat food & crunched up bits of fried leek.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Nommy!
Alright batts, what you working on?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)
All sorts of small bits. Such as your grandmother's tits.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Wow, well both have been dead for 30 years so...well good luck really

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
quitter

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Dammit
Stop talking Japanese!
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)
we used to have a right laugh on here

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Alright stunner you monopede heffalump

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)
alright, you stallion?

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Last orders. Gotta move.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I'm back from the 'big match'.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:03, Reply)
calm down, brian moore.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)
It's exciting, they didn't lose.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:05, Reply)
like a win!!!

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:06, Reply)
They didn't quite manage that.

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:07, Reply)
pfft

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:08, Reply)
same

(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:09, Reply)

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