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What's up Tuesday night shut ins?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:58,
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latest was 11 years ago)
The problem with torrenting movies is you don't get flippin subtitles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:01,
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PJ gave ol' screw-on ears a link to some subtitle gubbins
Search is your friend here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:03,
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I tried once...couldn't make it work
I'm not
great at technology
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:06,
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Why is he screw on ears anyway?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:07,
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Oh fine, I will answer.
It's a Rory-ism, I believe GJ might have a hearing aid or be deaf and the plastic screw on ear is a reference to that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:16,
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So much Japanese!!! Stoopid mivie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:08,
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What filum is it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09,
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Rising Sun
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10,
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the wolverine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:11,
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-____-
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:13,
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Meh, mindless weeknight fodder
Well it would be if I wasn't trying to understand the Japanese bits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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Don't you know Japanese? You thick bent spaz.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:15,
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It's ok, back in English now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09,
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Oh for fucks sake you bent spastic
www.opensubtitles.org/en
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:48,
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hahahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:54,
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Spaghetti and meatballs, a banana, Ripper Street then firing a hot load up YM's slimy mimsy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:03,
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I'm so proud she can still get froth on
No mean feat for a 68 year old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:06,
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There's a definite knack to it. I know all the tricks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:08,
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Do you know how to titilate an ocelot?
You oscillate it's tit a lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10,
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I titilate YM with my cockalot
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:11,
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\o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:13,
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Toad in the hole, the John Hurt version of 1984 to watch & trying to find good way of teaching micro to learn to tell the time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:09,
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Show her your clock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:10,
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Something about the "small hand"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:12,
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Something about Jeremy beadle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:12,
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Something about Flava Flav
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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Something about chubba chups
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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Something about Eddie 'the eagle' Edwards
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:17,
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Something about the hairy cornflake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:19,
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Something about CJ from Eggheads
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:20,
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Proper sofa lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:21,
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My day is now complete.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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Tboh^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:23,
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Thats a new one on me?????
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28,
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The best one here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31,
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SECOND!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31,
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"Gambaccinis*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:20,
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NO COFFEE CHAT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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Get the kettle on, froggy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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Okay, I've only got that Nescafé azure shite, not the good stuff though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:23,
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"Better than Mellow Birds"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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The 80s want their coffee back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:25,
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*Does shaky hand behind ear gesture*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:26,
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I dunno what this means soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30,
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Plastic screw on ears innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:32,
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Old Nescafe ads with Gareth Hunt.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuzyMCt4XlQ
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35,
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YOUR A 'GARETH HUNT'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:38,
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A rotting, dead cancerous corpse?
Yeah, I do have mornings that feel a bit like that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39,
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Wow...that was epically, fantastically, incredibly shit
Also, who is garath hunt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:38,
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He's the guy in the old Nescafé adverts
Hth x
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39,
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A rotting, dead cancerous corpse.
He played Gambit in the New Avengers before sinking into coffee advertising semi-obscurity.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40,
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It's alright azera for instant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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There is something a bit 'cat piss' about it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28,
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Yeah but it's always on deal and will be for the next year
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30,
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Do you have some work Nescafé connection now?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31,
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No, used to in my old job
They were my client; fucking useless company
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34,
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New job all good though?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35,
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Like anyone on here actually has a job.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:37,
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Yeah, pretty hectic
I could do with 2 days to reset, plan, strategise and decide how to move forward
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:39,
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Make sure you plan to be on here more during the day please thx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41,
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Frog and Nakers sitting in a tree...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42,
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Only when I poo, or am waiting for shit, soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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Did you have the runs today then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45,
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Ha!
Nah, training bollocks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49,
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Like a sumo wrestler...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51,
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How much training do bollocks need? Mine seem to do their thing without much guidance.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51,
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All three of them?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54,
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Gaz me details of the training course immediately!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:57,
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Shit adverts too. See above.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36,
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Norra lot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:20,
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Did you enjoy the doctor who shizzle
It seemed like a big deal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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I enjoyed it, yeah.
Then again, there's no accounting for taste since I've met Battered for a pint a few times and enjoyed his company.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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You could get him to work your dalek
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:29,
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I think even he would struggle to fit in it.
Top half's solid, see?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30,
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Bad times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33,
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Nice meal at the G/F's, bit of internetting , wine and playing with a mental Jack Russel
Life is quite good!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:26,
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Jack Russells are generally mental, though.
Alreet Cap?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:27,
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Is life ever not quite good for you?
It almost feels like you're trying to persuade yourself...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28,
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Life is *quite* good?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30,
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That is the absolute maximum possible for a Coventry dweller
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33,
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I'd finger dogs too if I etc etc....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34,
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What time we meeting at greggs for lunch tomorrow?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36,
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True fact; I don't think I've ever been to greggs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40,
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If you like nondescript meat wrapped in pastry you'd love it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41,
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Pretty sure I've never set foot in one either
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42,
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And yet it's still one of the most successful austerity-era high street companies in the UK.
If this government got its shit together they could wipe out the unemployed population by feeding them into Greggs mincers and simultaneously buoying the economy in one fell swoop.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46,
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Sweeney Todd fives
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46,
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Didn't know you were a mod, cappers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30,
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All the way to the wrist mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31,
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I laughed at both tangles and your comments but I'm not telling you separately.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33,
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I'll take this as a win as you've replied to me not yurt prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35,
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You believe that if you like mate
*pats head*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36,
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*does that pre cum thing*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40,
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*Remembers the good old days*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41,
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*re-lurks*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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*lurker fives*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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*replying to each other within millisecondfives*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45,
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Well this is truely sad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46,
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No *fives* for you, naysayer!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47,
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I prefer yeasayer if you don't mind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49,
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Alright 'lil Jon'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50,
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I prefer lil wayne if it's all the same to you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53,
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WELL OKAY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54,
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you guys are so cute together
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47,
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Thx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48,
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*lurks*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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POW!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44,
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*lord's prayer cry wank*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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Alright cavy, how's things?
Still taking photos with an old coke can?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45,
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not for a while
might do more when I've sorted the darkroom out. It was a beer can, by the way..I thought it made me look more punk or something. Wasn't even my beercan
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46,
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This is a beautifully self depreciating post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51,
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How's ya bird, she never posts anymore
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44,
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Probably killed like he did the last one
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46,
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She's in the kitchen where she belongs.
The first one's under the patio, where
she belongs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47,
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No wonder his garden is so "moundy"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47,
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This works on two levels cos you killed and buried your first wife and your secod has massive bangers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48,
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Oh-ho!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49,
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+thundercats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50,
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*delivers tedious moral lesson at end of episode*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:52,
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*Does your Mum-ra up the Cheetara*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54,
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Your mum sucked my shnarf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:57,
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You mum touched my sword of omens
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:59,
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Your mum rimmed my brown eye of thundera
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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Things are very good!
The Jack Russell is more mental than usual, probably due to my teasing her unmercifully with a laser pen.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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+ up her bumhole.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:08,
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Wolverine has done a sex on some jap bird
I wonder if he has a pointy metal cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53,
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No but he does have skin cancer.
Who'd have thought that an Australian would ignore the slip-slop-slap mantra?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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Your mum certainly didn't
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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I basicly invented a savory doughnut using noodles and batter.
It's really really fucking good, I'm gonna make a sweet ones and sale them from a little stand on street corners.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53,
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You battered some noodles in a ring shape...
Back on the meds eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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He's probably covered them in cat food & crunched up bits of fried leek.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:02,
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Nommy!
Alright batts, what you working on?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:05,
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All sorts of small bits. Such as your grandmother's tits.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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Wow, well both have been dead for 30 years so...well good luck really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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quitter
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:43,
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Dammit
Stop talking Japanese!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:03,
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we used to have a right laugh on here
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:42,
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Alright stunner you monopede heffalump
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:48,
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alright, you stallion?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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Last orders. Gotta move.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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I'm back from the 'big match'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:03,
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calm down, brian moore.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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It's exciting, they didn't lose.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:05,
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like a win!!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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They didn't quite manage that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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pfft
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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same
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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