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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah!So, yeah, erm, as this year is drawing to an end, my life has had quite a few positives to cheer me the fuck up, including a pay rise and a tax rebate AND MUCH NOTHING ELSE OF CONSEQUENCE. How has your life improved this year?
Alt: What's has gone wrong for you, you miserable moaning bastard? I expect you deserved it anyway.
Altalt: Favourite Gladiator. I'm saying Jet.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:37,
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Started a new job in February and I still return home quite chirpy rather than suicidalI'll give it time.
Alt: YM
Altalt: Maximus
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:43,
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Alright SnoopyWere you someone else before?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:54,
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He's the best one here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:06,
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This year I have had a 15% pay rise and a promotion. Alt. Well some of you may remember my marriage was nearly fucked but we managed to save it with some quite frankly disturbing counselling sessions.
AltAlt. Of course its Jet. I had a shiney picture of her cut out of the front of a frosties box of her on my wall when I was a kid.
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Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:44,
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\o/Sounds like your alt answer is good news too mate, bar the violence you receive regularly.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:46,
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I bet. I'm glad you have sorted things out though. Well done (This is meant in a sincere, rather than patronising way).(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:50,
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you and PJ are a couple of pricksI just did an actual chuckle on the train.
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Life is like a box of chocolates.Exciting for children, a lame excuse of a present for another adult, and If you have enough you'll lose your teeth, get diabetes and probably really hate at least one of them.
Alt: Oliver Reed: "You've sold me ... queer giraffes!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:51,
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You aren't really a morning person are you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:51,
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I'm generally up at six, if that counts?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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Generally I'm right up at six.Right up YM.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:08,
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I'm just glad to see the return of Frank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:52,
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This year I found a relationship worth keepingAlt: My immune system
AltAlt: That redhead from the new Gladiators
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Good!Alt: Bad!
Altalt: Post scantily clad pics or GTFO
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:02,
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NO NO YOU'VE GOT COMPLETELY THE WRONG IDEA YOU SEXY FOOL!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:05,
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New sig suggestion.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:09,
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Yep, pretty sure that's the first symptom(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:17,
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Due to the cock friction on the back on his throat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:20,
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What you two get up to in private is no concern of mine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:20,
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Me too!!!!Fucking cold choosing my holiday to make me feel like shit in a bucket
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:22,
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You probably made the mistake of relaxingIllness is quite the predator
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New job I supposeAltLt: Shadow of course
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:12,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy9GCWirmas
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:33,
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Her right leg looks like it's gone through that tasteful bedSo one of those legs is false (unless she has another knee in that leg)
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I'd say GlosterAlt: This year has been very, very shit. I definitely deserved it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:33,
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Oh! Look everyone! It's Internet Nonce ™Hi Internet Nonce ™ !!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:34,
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Not so bad ta. Hungover this morning, otherwise ok.Yourself? I bet that Ian Watkins verdict had you worried...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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I am awiting injections for my three slipped discs. Co-incidentally my partner's chemo drug is derived from Yew tree leaves.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:42,
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Makes me physically sick that this parasite will get a 7-8 year sentance then be released (hoping the other prisoners get to him first though ) shoul crush his balls between 2 jaggy rocks if that had been my son he molested id rip his fucking eyes out. i read about a monster like him who had been attacked in jail and the inmates riped his insides out x
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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Mine aren't so good this morning. I am ILL sporters. ILL.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:51,
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I feel like shit tooHave done for about 2 weeks now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:06,
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What bothers me is pervert teenage girls will be mailing baby photos of themselves to this vile scumso he can still fulfil his sick urges during his 6 months sentence once he gets out on good behaviour.
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Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:52,
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First we get Jonathan Kingand now Bartleby. Next he'll be asking for a notitsgaz
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Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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The only improvements in my life this year has been moving nearer the coast and running the GNRThe rest of it is fucking shit
AltAlt:
Barry's Dad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:41,
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What about 'Keep your chin up!'Any better?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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There was an old gent in the pub the other daywho I got chatting with a former professor, who was rocking the best tweed 3 piece suit I have ever seen. Really made me want to go and get one.
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I could quite fancy the country gent look later in life(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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Still, on the bright side, you don't have to put up with your mother-in-law any more.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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DunnoI nipped out for a slash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:54,
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Bought a nice flat in that there London Which is nice.
Alt: not much really, I'm just lucky that way.
Altalt: The blonde one with the straight hair who wasn't the ex-swimmer, you know, whatsername.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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blonde not blond and therefore a woman you spackos(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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Somebody deleted their erroneous assertion here WHO WAS IT
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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It wasn't erroneous, you French prick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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""Blond", with its continued gender-varied usage, is one of few adjectives in written English to retain separate masculine and feminine grammatical genders. "en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:31,
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"The alternative spellings blonde and blond correspond to the feminine and masculine forms in French, but in English the distinction is not always made, as English does not have such distinctions of grammatical gender. "www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/blonde?q=blonde
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:35,
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Blond was the Swedish boy band that has represented Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest 1997. In Dublin the band performed the entry "Bara hon älskar mig" which finished in 14th place.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond_(band)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:39,
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The source for the wikipedia nonsense is The American Heritage Book of English Usage(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:38,
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"In French, blond is masculine and blonde is feminine. This distinction generally extends to the English adjectives, especially in British English"grammarist.com/usage/blond-blonde/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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Once again, quoting American sources is not convincing me that we have grammatical gender in English.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:46,
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Not sure I can top the Jet pix soz.I'm pretty much spent for the day
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Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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Yeah I made some effort with this thread, I can do another one for a few days now, so will go back to saying that things are 'well shit' for a while instead.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/gladiators/female/www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/gladiators/female/
I was thinking of Zodiac it turns out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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A woman who could snap you like a twig is more your speed(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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You were on the recieving end of 'Wolf Power'Sexually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:17,
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Turns out wolf was just a big softy, I called him a fucking cunt and hit him in the face and he cried and said sorry.(
Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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I tell you what, i'd leave the Jet bird wiv a face like a plasterers radio.(
Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:20,
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I'd leave her with a face like I had punched her in the face after doing her up the wrong'un.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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^ the bastard lovechild of Stunned & Swipe ^(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:20,
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who wants a "sleeps til chrimbo" thread?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:41,
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'Deed I dowww.youtube.com/watch?v=zkpenzFNbpk
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:47,
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That skateboard prick who keeps being in the adverts at the start of every youtube video I look at is really pissing me off.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:48,
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Those adverts are such a fucking pain in the willy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:51,
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