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Look everyone it's a new thread! Right here in your internet!Question for the pedants: WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELVES?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:08,
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What's the question? I'm hoping it's something related to Dozer being a pathetic waste of oxygen with a dead mum. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:15,
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Sounds like he is getting better.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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^Paul Simon's album Gracelands really spoke to you^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:33,
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Speedwalker.And something about the Nokia ringtone. An insult thread could just save OT.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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You really need to work on your cum faceGeordieJay is will to give you tips*
*By tips I mean he want's to rut you like a wild boar that's been eating fermented fruit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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Is a boar like a bear or otter in a the gay community?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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How the fuck would I know?Gaz Darth
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:17,
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was he MAULed to death?something something forest moon of ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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If only you had access to the internet, you could go to Chimpypedia(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
OT has improved since I last checked.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:52,
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It all started a month ago whenWhen hover snout was caught nicking peglegs drugs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:08,
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alright Frogglezyoutu.be/KDTXljIqxRE
The Massive Attack cover version has possibly the best video of 1991.
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ent nothing perverted about a heterosexual bloke liking nudie ladies(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
It's well known you're a pathetic prick, so quite possibly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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^ another failed attempt at being amusing online ^No wonder your dad beat your mum to death, look at what she attempted to drag up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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No, that's another failed attempt, you abortionWasn't any better the second time around either.
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You were so quick off the mark there I thought someone should save it for proof that occasionally you are funny.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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I hoped for once in his life that Battered would be the bigger man and leave that kind of thing up.(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)
That's why I like to keep these things man.Also, I'm a sad creepy stalker
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:33,
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Another bravura display of originality from the pint size prick, representing another shot at reclaiming his crown as the king of the popular page.When everybody knows it only takes two clicks to get on there, you ugly witted cunt.
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^ £24k a year, 5'4'' and bitter, (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:25,
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Pfft. You wish Brittas.anyway, I'm off to bed. TTFN.
Don't forget to breathe out & in through your nose rather than your mouth.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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I doubt that he will since you seem intent on repeating that 'joke' until someone gives you some credit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:30,
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Well, unless he really thinks you need tips on breathing I think it's an attempt, which has been produced verbatim on here recently a couple of times.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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It doesn't really work though.To 'remember' to do something you need to be conscious.
If you're asleep then you can't 'remember' to do anything.
He hasn't really thought it through, has he?
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No, it's almost as if he has come up with a lame joke and if he repeats it often enough it will become funny.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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PfffsDon't forget to breath out and in through your nose and not through your mouth.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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OUCHCan I call Zing?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:23,
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Sorry I only like hillbilly covers of the Beatles youtu.be/sKP0-f2_eRM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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The 'other men' that he has sex with are you, Battered and Nakers.HH just stands in the corner and watches.
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Libellous.I only performed a 'sex act' on him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:32,
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You'd rip the childish piercings out of your own faceFor one moment of salty human contact with that man, and as his love slid down your throat you'd weep at the horrifying truth of the moment...it's the best Christmas you've ever had.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:33,
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Two fellas with the same name, making hot salty love.What feels so right can't be wrong.
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It's mine too, and my favourite chap with that name of the two I know of.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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I know several of them.They are all pricks.
Except for Audrey up there.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Last time I heard a hormone was when I was stuffing YM (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:39,
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Haha very good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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I heard someone on this site tried that onceBut it didn't reach
HI ALL \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:04,
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Yeah like that's even a real thing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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When I posted that pootube link up there I had a blood-chilling thought.It's the kind of thing Hartley Hare posts
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I gather it is very tasteful and cultured then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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Fuck, you've just given me this earwormwww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVANQheoRUw
truth be said it aint a bad earworm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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I'm off to see Roy Ayers next monthOld school buddy is the promoter, so get to meet the man himself
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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Roy Ayres seriously? That's pretty fucking cool(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:23,
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Yep, I'm going out with him and the entourage for Sunday dinnerwww.nottinghampost.com/Jazz-Funk-Legend-Roy-Ayers-Approach-22nd-December/story-20007900-detail/story.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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Yeah, there are posters for that in Leeds, i assume he's playing up here as well.Leeds does really well for stuff like that, DJ Premier just played the other month, as did Mos Def.
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I saw mos def get water boarded the other dayHe cried like a bitch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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Getting my haircut on satMight go short again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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^Floppy hair ATM ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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It ain't floppy, I can't stand hair on my face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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chin up, movember's nearly overthen we can all give the paedo look a break for another year
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:45,
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ok, I'll stop, you carry on looking like a noncewhatever brings all the boys to the yard
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:48,
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Your face disagrees with the female gag reflex.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:00,
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I dunno I just can't imagine you've got the capacity for one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:55,
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I've had full length sideburns since I was 15.No problem with growing a mouser.
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Different areas grow differently don't they thoughYou look pretty baby faced to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:59,
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Snoop Froogy Frog "Crop it like it's hot"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:16,
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I'm married I no longer get fucked :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:22,
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Yer, how could he tell what your face looks like from the cock Gaz you sent him?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:02,
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^ CHAT UP LINE ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:01,
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Best not try kissing Swipe on the cheek then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:46,
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I heard she has the cheeks of a retired brigadier(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:49,
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business up front, party in the back(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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BUT THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT MY MUM(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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Me too, so I look sexy for the Spanish chicks next weekend.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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No I'll buy a wristband to escape that nonsense and go straight to the front.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:47,
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Well thanks for excluding me out of the question :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:01,
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*Fills the pool*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:03,
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Even your "emoticon" can only manage half a moustache (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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^ that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:06,
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I'm sure it's managing fine without me.Got a week off, innit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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I am realising the evening threads are now the fun part of the day here.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:03,
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the humour vacuums and bores post in the day because they hate their jobs and themselves so much that they come here for solace(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
I was including you in 'humour vacuums and bores''Sanctimony and pomposity' is another subset.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:13,
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:=)(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:15,
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8{o(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:21,
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You are the fun time that was had by all..........Wait no I'm thinking of Swipe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:07,
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Is that a picture of her legs in the air and her massive gunt, ready to be pushed aside for Chompyto pay for his *free* meal?????????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:11,
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Woah, chill manJealousy will get you nowhere
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:15,
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Sage?????? Yeah your thinking about stuffing her aintcha?????????ADMIT IT NOW
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:18,
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Oh Christ I'm not getting into this again.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:19,
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Yeah THAT'S what Chompy said after the first time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:20,
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I'll leave you with this for a great earwormwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8vZzFwR4rVE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:25,
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You're missing out A wicked chill out tune
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:28,
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'Chill out' is bent.Unless it's The Orb.
Or The KLF.
Or Nightmares on Wax.
Or DJ Shadow.
Or David Axelrod.
Or The Prunes.
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Have you been having any *Wild Boar* moments?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:42,
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I've just been reading that!Unfortunately Boar doesn't come under the strange animal names some gays feel the need to give themselves.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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Hows tricks anyway?I'm overly tiered and just turn down a job
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:50,
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Same old here really. Not that Im complainingEnjoying the stability.
Im noticing my getting older though. I've asked my folks for kitchen things for Christmas and was looking at reupholstering my sofa...
Old.
why you turn it down?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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Because I'm not my type(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:01,
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