dentist says... perfect teeth despite filthy diet coke and fruit juice habit
my obsession with drinking through a straw is right again. when were you last proven right?

alt: gj's description of "Z clicks" made me laugh. what names make you lol??

altalt what lunch do you have for the weekend???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:10, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It may help to preserve your teeth, but it will cause horrid wrinkles that make your mouth look like a cat's bum that ladies what smoke get

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Depends how hard she sucks...
Chompy?

FNAAAAAAR
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Ooh no
chompy and sucking are not a good combination
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I'm a very good judge of character. Im nearly always right if I deem someone to be dodgy, nasty, or otherwise.
alt. You all have your moments. I enjoy Reginald Donkeyfucks ridiculousness

alt. Im doing a lasagna tonight, other half cooks tomorrow, undecided for Sunday. Possibly Thai.

Dentists are evil. When I was younger I had a one who gave me unnecessary fillings :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Lasagne

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

FuCk oFF?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I C what you did there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Fungus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Alt: Ladyboy for Sunday ?
You lot are certainly reckless
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

alright chunks
The guy that used to be in charge of planning at Aberdeen city council in the late nineties is called Peter Cockhead. The local news once interviewed him and when they cut back to the studio from the VT the presenter was visibly recovering from hearty lolling.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

You really would change your name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)

David Cockhead sounds much more professional

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Constantly in work
Stupid customers

Alt:
This morning in work when our apprentice was giving it the big licks about some hot girl giving him a tattoo. Turns out I've been up to the back wheels in her mum

AltAlt:
Peroni today, bacon tomorrow, chicken on Sunday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Well played Hawkins

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Lunch for the weekend?
I'm not even sure what I'm having for lunch today. I might get some soup.

Is it true you can get drunker from drinking alcohol through a straw?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

No.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

the claim is that you take in more oxygen while drinking
therefore you get a higher percentage absorbed by the lung membrane which will work quicker...

Whether this is true or not I couldn't say. We would need Badge and his SCIENCE to confirm
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)

The claim is made by school children and is quite clearly bullshit

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You'll be telling me smoking banana skins doesn't get you high next

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Neither does nutmeg.
And tapping the top of a shaken up can of beer doesn't stop it exploding.

And putting a spoon in the neck of a champagne bottle doesn't stop it going flat.

Honestly, people fucking piss me off with the retard shit the believe without question.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Nutmeg does contain some psychoactive component
But you would need to consume a fair bit of it and it's quite toxic.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I love that story about Liam Gallagher putting a teaspoon in his milk to keep it fresh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Haha, it was Noel that told that story wasn't it?
Oasis got 100% more interesting once they split and started slagging each other off.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

yeah
Oasis are fucking drivel but Noel's good value when it comes to being a raconteur.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:27, Reply)

tapping the side will stop it exploding
As you knock the accumulated bubbles of the side and to the top, so when you open it they rush out without taking the liquid with them.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

My god you're a witless spastic aren't you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

try it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

*shakes up can*
Go on then...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I have perfect teeth and no fillings and never drink through a straw.
So consider yourself proven wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

correlation does not equal causation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Why are you pointing this out to me and not to swipe?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Fucking hell this place really has died.
I'm amazed.

It's a shame it kind of limped off and didn't go out in a blaze of glory Bon Jovi style, but there you have it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:58, Reply)

It's not dead yet.
We just need to entice more miscreants.

Spread the word.
I'll run some flyers up.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)

It was killing Monty that did it.
Why did you have to go and do that?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Drugs.
It's always because of drugs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Here's a photo of Jet from Gladiators

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:04, Reply)

she loves a lad in.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

big thighs though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)

From some angles she does look a bit like Kelly Brook
but not as much as Kelly Brook, so I choose Kelly Brook.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Whilst she's in panto? Oh no you wouldn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Whilst who's in panto? Jet?
You do know she's pretending to be a boy there, don't you? Is that what does it for you? Little boys? Fuck off Ian, you sick fuck.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Dammit. My cover is blown.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Stupid slag butty bitch never showed up today, so now I have to wait another 2 hours to eat.
LUNCH WOES!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)