Any reason to not go to the pub for a couple of hours?
I'm trying to think of a reason to stay in, but the pub sells food and drink.

Alt: You'll end up talking shite anyway, so you might as well start now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:42, 82 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I couldn't possibly condone drinking

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)

What about eating though.
Booze is an optional part of a pub visit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Depends on the food
Good pub grub is a joy, pretentious 'Gastropub' stuff is generally overpriced wank
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:53, Reply)

yeah this definately
It was much better when you could get a pint of mild and a basket of scampi for 2 and 6
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)

oh nakers
You have to remember that Placid here is an exceptionally dull man with exceptionally prosaic tastes in everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I weep for him dozer, weep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:59, Reply)

I find his cultural ignorance to be breathtaking in its vast and magisterial sweep.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:00, Reply)

I like some gastro stuff
I would recommend the Red lion at Hunningham - good food with no mention of 'nestling', 'Jus' or 'blanketing'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I don't care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Pub grub.
I'm starting to think I might not bother though, there is football on television this evening and the Christmas meal season is more or less here, meaning a pub with a lot of novices in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Go on!
If the Pub grub is that good - do it! You don't have to have some Turkey-based cook/chill crap. I would suggest a pork-based meal, preferably belly.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:59, Reply)

It isn't that good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Stay in
Just eat is your friend
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:04, Reply)

No, no reason, frankly I'm appalled you started a thread instead of just going out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I'm warm and comfy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I have heard this about you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:58, Reply)

oh man drinking is well cool
When you're 15.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:54, Reply)

It's no life changing first disco biscuit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)

bumbles in the pub is a shit combination

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)

You start getting the part time drinkers in now Jeff. Especially if the juicer does grub.
EDgy times.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I might just cook and stay in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Depends if you've ale in or not.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Not that arsed about having a drink
I'm going out tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)

me too! are you coming on the boat for my first christmas party?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I'm coming on your mum for her Christmas party

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I'm just happy she'll be warm and fed on chrimblemass

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Sorry Nakers, I'll be busy not meeting Dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

:)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)

I've got one of those dunno what I want to do heads on
watching the football, had a glass of wine but I'm restless. Thinking about eating but nothing appeals. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:36, Reply)

I have you considered cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)

*unzips*
*examines*
I might read a book.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I make the bolognese in London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)

See if you're sat at home drnking wine like I am
there's no time wasted to and fro the pub so that's an extra drink.
It's the same price for a bottle at home as it is for a glass down the pub so it's a no brainer really.
Pub tmo night though cos it's quiz innit?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)

penny pinching old git^
Alright eds?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Alright Nakers?
I ent tight. I just like value for money.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)

good thanks gramps
I only have white wine thiugh : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:53, Reply)

^^ GAAAAAY

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Drop of Pinotage tonight 15 where the fuck is the percent sign on here?
That white gear is wine shandy mate.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)

I have a rather nice Barolo

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Ah yes, think I have just one left put aside.
Verona region if I remember correct.
No I didn't google so bollox.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)

I do love Barolo

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Gary?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:15, Reply)

well it was free at least

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Jim Carrey is an unfunny cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I'll drink to that Frogsbody.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Television is dire tonight. I must sort out some sort of Internet telly situation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Almost everything I watch is recorded.
I gets the mag on a sunday and picks out half a doz for the week and winds thru the ads and shit.
Jogess has just added movie channel so we'll have all manner of shite over Christmas.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I only record a couple of things I actually wanna watch.
I don't watch that much tv but when I have a night with not much going on I'm reminded how rubbish most of it is.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)

it's dire innit
I wanted to watch the joy of logic on bbc 4 last night. The mrs did a veto :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)

You not got a Betamax then?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I just remembered I got last nights ripper street to watch, I quite like that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)

as with all these things I miss the beginning so don't watch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Series link mate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)

What's that?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Jack the Ripper era police crime drama thingy on bbc. Second series.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)

any tit in it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Occasional tit confirmed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)

nice m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Just a bit?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)

A bit o' tit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)

you're an ugly cunt with the wits of a Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:55, Reply)

You may be right on the wit, but I am a very attractive man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)

*does a Kubrick stare*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Sup Plummers?
That Knob Sparebone couldn' t have a much better name for punning if he tried.
I'm totes convinced he made it up to help us out.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I heard that Rob Fairholme is a convicted paedophile who likes nothing better than going wrist deep in preschool children.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Who you hear that from then?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)

bbc.co.uk/news
Guardian.co.UK
Okcupid.com
Imlive.com
Wikipedia
B3ta.com
abo-babes.au
Men Only
fca.org.UK
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Do you think having a first name in common
with someone influential saves him from being barred off here?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

oh yer
And his xvideos.com page under the name ringofyre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

What's the actual story with that chap?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

he positioned himself as a noble defender of internet fluffiness
And moral arbiter of these boards.

Then Rory found his Okcupid profile and shit went nuclear.

He's also one of the worst writers on qotw yet he thinks he's Michel Houellebecq or sutin.


The entire site hates him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Good old Rory eh? Heh heh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Rory is the true moral arbiter of this site.
Holding a mirror up to the egos, the lies, the autism and the cruelty; all the while maintaining an online character which embodies and exemplifies these very same qualities.

He's a wonderful man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

He's almost as odd as you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I am not odd.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Sure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

totes blud

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

he's a barely literate needy prick who appeared on QOTW a couple of years back and got the piss taken out of him
despite posting habitual off-topic rants/whinges about the mods failing to deal with the "trolls"* every other week, he keeps on coming back for more, suggesting he's an attention junkie at heart

this post probably started it all

* i.e. people who take the piss out of him for being a barely literate narcissistic windbag
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

yer, a typically cutting precis from the Woodster

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Interesting.
As an aside, I have enjoyed the links on your profile.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

the mods hate him too
He was making their lives hell with his incessant gazzes about the bullying.

Luckily enough, he has me on 2.0, so he can't see me calling him a paedophilic prawn-brained Aussie rapist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Gogglebox is on this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)