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I went to a work bash last night with my assistant lad. Who is 26. This morning he is getting e-mails from all the nice young women that we both spoke to and I am getting stalky e-mails from a 50 year old woman whom I didn't give my details to. What the fuck?
Alt: WTF?
Altalt: Say whaaaaat?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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omg GAAAY!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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*z snaps*I'm used by my straight friends sometimes, to lure the birds in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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Like you're not going to follow this up...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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Young lad gets young fannyOlder gentleman gets office harridan.
Case closed
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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I bring to youSearing constant pain and Welshness
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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Maybe they thought it was nice of the lad to take his dad out.Alt: dunno soz, best see a doctor, you know, one who looks up bums.
Altalt: niggah pleez!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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Hahahaha. One of the young tarts was there with her Mum so it's not beyond the realms.
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I trust you did the right thing and chatted up the daughter then moved on to the mum later.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:18,
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I totally did the standard moves. Speak to the daughter, ask who her sister is, bang slack fanny.
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YOURN MAKING ME CROSS WITH THE INCESSANT SAYING(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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Dont make the mistake of speaking to the "crazy" office woman at a works do(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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Still, two kids later and you're still married.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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Why would you need to give her details?If she works in the same place it wouldnt be too difficult if you told her your real name
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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Yeah, sorry about that.I thought you were interested.
In other news, what has Rory done this time to get himself stepped?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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AhhhhThat explains his disappearance. Nothing on here, I dont think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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*motorboats**suffocates in cleavage*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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You may find a soldier in there who doesn't know the war's over...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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Aren't you s'posed to know this sort of thing, you know, being a mod and that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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rory's been stepped?ahahaha. how long before his next sock starts posting?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:14,
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fucking hell, really?where's my peace and quiet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:43,
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maybe it's not him, maybe its some clever snake who nicked the usernameweird innit?
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dont be like that gillian, you know i respect your life and career, if anything im jealous because i am so very alone(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
It seems unlikely that a new person like you, who has yet to learn who everyone is, would know thisBut I feel compelled to ask you anyway: why do you suppose rory got stepped this time?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:44,
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Silly of me to ask you really(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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dont put yourself down, youre a lovely chap with a wonderful sense of humour(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Thanks mateI can see you are going to make a lot of friends here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:07,
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you'll be pleased to here I have purchased a new iphoneYou'll be even happier to hear it only cost me £10
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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I did that already on his insistence, he didn't ever reply. I'm beginning to think he's a prick.But that probably goes without saying.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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4th day of VMware course = computer blindness(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:08,
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I don't want to have to drive a wedge between you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:36,
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soz I got distractedThey were very nice :*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:56,
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Well thats at least 20m better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:00,
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I think it's fair to say that pretty much all of this should have gone without saying(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2162266
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:08,
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you say it best, when you say nothing at all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:16,
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I just had some strawberry cheesecake haargandaz it was pretty good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:33,
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I just tried to upload a picture of my socksI can't make b3trads work :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:39,
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I do an upload then the photo disappears...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:40,
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It was doing that for me, it worked after 3-4 attempts(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:42,
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now they all know what your garish feet look like(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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Damn work getting in the way.I'm totally fangirrling over the new spiderman trailer.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:39,
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HA! Rory got stepped!Who complained about the bloobloo bullying?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:44,
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it's not really bullyingit's like when you put your hand into a fish tank and they make little sucky gestures, thinking your fingers are food.
goldfish, not piranha fish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:45,
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piranah fish?POOF fish, more like.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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He thinks it is. Which is why he persists.If this was real life he would have been knocked the fuck out by now.
Maybe it's his way of getting his own back for all the atomic wedgies, toilet dunkings and spit sandwiches he had to endure as a child?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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He just kills time and amuses himself differently from the majority of us, that's all.Anyone who truly gets upset with his antics is a cock.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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Can't we just throw him a ball of string or suttin'?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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He'll be turned into a pillar of saltOr a wank sock if you prefer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:31,
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Yes!A presentation on diversity and women in leadership yesssssssssssssssss!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:24,
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flucken reindeer icon clashes with me nice jumper(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:41,
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