Evening Otters Assemble
I'm still in the office, looks like I will for a while yet.

Doing some copy and paste programming as nobody understands this bit of the system so we just copy stuff that worked before and cross our fingers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:19, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm home putting the finishing touches to some quotes.
What is it with budgets that some money 'has to be spent by such-and-such a date'. Not complaining but it makes no sense to me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:22, Reply)

its for the purposes of transparent accounting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:55, Reply)

No I don't understand copy and paste either.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I want a Christmas thingy.
Might have to give them money :(

*hovers over 1p button*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Well his up there looks like a white CDC
So I'm not sure.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I hope you get an angel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I might change mine to a tree because I've got wood for YM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:56, Reply)

yeah well I hope you get a splinter up your japs eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:58, Reply)

YM's getting a log on her chest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:59, Reply)

or because you are pining for a damp hole

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Actually it's because I smell like a car air freshener

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)

WELL YOU'RE HARDLY LIKELY TO BE HOVERING NEAR THE TUPPENCE, EH?!!!!!!
 
!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)

CTRL + C CTRL + V
HTH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:33, Reply)

That's what I'm doing spazmo
I'm copying a bit that we know works for Product X and using it for New Product Y with all the bits that specify "X" changed to "Y".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)

FASCINATING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Keep talking.
I' m nearly there.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:23, Reply)

otters are cute
i'm not sure there's anyone cute here, definitely no people who hold hands while floating downstream
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:47, Reply)

although it turns out I'm an angel

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:52, Reply)

you think thin, hairy, gay men are cute?
I think I've found your dating problem
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:56, Reply)

otter is a new type of gay sterotype?
great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:57, Reply)

like a bear but slinky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:57, Reply)

now I imagine a thin bear
moving down stairs like a slinky. The bear is still like a real bear, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Im cute as a popped cunt.
Fucking ace me
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:58, Reply)

as a what now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)

I'm off to the pub prior to the chrimbo party!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I'm off to Spain tomorrow for the Chrimbo party!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)

show off
I think we get an hour in a room with a buffet. Then back to work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)

We get that too, apart from instead of a room it's a bar, and instead of a buffet it's a nice meal somewhere in islington.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:03, Reply)

just realised something
Im self employed... I get to organise my own xmas do on my terms.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Couple of tinnies and a six pack of mini sausage rolls?
Or maybe go all out with a microwave pizza
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)

I like it, its going on the whiteboard
but I think some sort of b3ta bash would also be appropriate
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)

What, with real people?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)

well..b3tans

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Cor! Be careful.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)

come and meet me, I'm the best one here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:21, Reply)

i'm the best one that's not here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:21, Reply)

WERE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)

My Christmas do will be a can of beer on my own in my van in a layby.
I'm self employed too.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)

what are you doing for nibbles ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)

toenails

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Ginsters pasty with holly round it.
If I can get her to play ball.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:25, Reply)

sauage roll might be easier

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Just make sure you sick to your budget, things easily spiral out of control.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Yer I'm leaving my Access card in the office.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Sensible chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Might photocopy my own arse.
Then fight woth me. Dunno yet.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Want a joint bash?
We could photograph each other's arse
And sing carols.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:41, Reply)

sounds risky

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Nothing to say, just wondering what my Christmas icon was.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Shit, being the answer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)

RIP Jeff he is wiv da angles now xxx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Been on my work Christmas do.
It was shit, might go to the pub in a minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I think you should, to help get over the disappointment

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:28, Reply)

And the cost.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Xmas do? Xmas don't more like! Ho ho ho

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Ooh, it's all kicking off weather wise.
I hope those in the north I don't hate are okay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Poor dozer :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)

North sea coast here.
But we're hard us.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

alright autistidweebs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)