I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure there are no laws regarding this trivial matter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you'd be wrong
that's £500 please. plus vat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Sounds about right.
I'm actually glad i spunked up for a brief. I was going to represent myself but after the first court session I realise how hard it would have been.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

yep
it always makes me LOL when people on fb or b3ta etc look up a bit of law on Wikipedia and think they know it all. it's like muppets who design their own houses. why do they think architects need 9 years of training, if anyone can do it?

people suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

It makes me LOL when people do a law conversion course only to spend their life doing menial conveyancing jobs, being constantly passed over for promotion in favour of male colleagues and thinking that you can legislate against feeling 'Christmassy'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Don't put yourself down, you ARE a lawyer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

My tutor at school once described me as a barrack room lawyer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

And a bit of a knob.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Which bit?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

The helmet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+tips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Did I say lawyer? I meant gay prick. I always get them mixed up!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

aren't you dead yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

He should be. You've probably given him enough communicable diseases.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

the only things he'd catch off me would be brains and a faint whiff of jo malone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Why would I be dead?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

i'm working on it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Aha! you expect me to die of boredom. That makes sense.
You are doing a good job.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

i preferred you depressed and miserable :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I am heading back there soon because of all the waiting around I have to do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

if you want to catch a shooting star...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Are we to read into this subtly coded conversation that you haven't shagged him yet?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

All rory's jibes about not putting out on the first date must be having some effect.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

is he still stepped?
poor old lepery-chaun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Why is he stepped?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

none of us know
it's a mystery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Actually it's a reference to the fact the she is FUCKING LATE FOR EVERYTHING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

it was very subtle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

So's your face

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)