Feel better now do we?
My other half's Mother might be spending Christmas on her own as his brother changed plans at the last minute.
I would have invited her round but... erm... no. Ha!

Who are you spending it with?

alt. Do you get any sort of bonus where you work, or is your boss a tight fisted harridan?

altalt. There's an online petition to name a new planet Gallifrey. Should all the cunts who sign it be culled?
How far does your inner geek go?

I admit I'm such a bad comic nerd, it's unreal. Constantly picking at film discrepancies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:12, 105 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

the new planet should be named Rupert
And that should tell you how far my inner geek goes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Don't Panic!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I don't have a geek, inner or indeed outer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)

What float's Dozers boat?
Were you a sporty type at school?
All blazers and boat races?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)

nah, I was into smoking, music and girls
My games master made me play as a lock though which was a bit weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Did you find it difficult to fit a barge though your colon?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)

not after all the forced bummings, no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I had no trouble barging into your colon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I was always in defense during football so people kicked the ball of me.
Happy days.

I hated playing rugby in the bleak midwinter. That ground was harsh!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)

My fucking boring awkward family.
Alt: Trip to Barcelona, + £££££££££'s + Xmas meal & booze up.
Altalt: That is extremely wank. Not far, personally.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Friends
alt: If I'm lucky I might get a tenner off a takeaway. So long as I bring in the receipt.

altalt: I'm a film geek I guess. Not so much these days as I can't muster up enough interest to watch 90% of the films I see coming out. Theres a new Hobbit film out soon but I haven't seen the last one because ti looks so yyaaaaAAAAWWWWNNNN. That's one example, but there's far too much empty spectacle created without any real ingenuity that I just can't be bothered with it.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Yeah, The Hobbit is on Netflix and I still can't be bothered.
Aside from the visuals the other were so draaaaaawn out.
Th Hobbit is a really short book yet they are stretching it out over three films.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Watch Kick Ass 2, that's fun.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Im also getting this. Loved the first one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Second one has removed my least favourite thing from the original, so I rather enjoyed that
Fact is though, Christopher Mintz-Plasse is nowhere near as good a bad guy as Mark Strong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Hard to see him as a bad guy after seeing Superbad

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Now would be the perfect moment to change that to Lick Ass

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

For you, maybe.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

RIP barry

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)

died in the London riots didn't he?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Nah he survived that (with a looted ipad) only to be murdered by stunned poster

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)

aww
I missed the series finale of Barryoaks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Evening threads are slightly duller without Barryoaks
Slightly
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

me and the missus are spending christmas alone this year
we often go to her folks but wanted some peace,

Alt, no but I get fairly well paid (for the north) so that's fine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)

They're not going to name a new planet Gallifrey and online petitions are for pricks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)

clickin dis

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:33, Reply)

That's what they said about Jedi becoming a Religion.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:48, Reply)

It isn't though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Anything can be a religion.
It doesn't require anyone to actually do anything.

Except for enough pricks to write "Jedi" on the census as their religion, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

It annoys me. No one *actually* believes it, unless they have mental spazz brains.
Fucking waqqi cunts.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Could say that about any religion though
EDIT: I've only just actually read what you said, so clearly what I've written here is completely false, whoops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Well, not really, I would imagine that those who practice a religion have a level of faith in it, and believe it to be 'true'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)

well, no.
no you can't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Exactly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)

i love dr who
but I hate admitting to liking things that are popular. It's becoming tricky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

The missus and her family
Was intending on being on my own (prefer it), but was invited down and felt it couldn't hurt. On the upside, massive christmas dinner now.

Alt: It's been known, shall have to see. On the upside, entire Christmas do is free, which is nice.

AltAlt: Yes. I'm a fan of the program, but those that dress up as them, and want shit like that are fools.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:43, Reply)

With my daughter. Just us. Can't wait.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Sounds excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Well, not for her, having to watch her old man get pissed and start ranting on and on about what a bitch her mother is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Oh, lol.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

alt: hahahahahha!

altalt: I am certain type of geek. Geek being trendy is doing my head in, but I can outdo people on Tom Baker's science fiction DVD quiz on the literature section.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

When they say geek is trendy, they mean for attractive people
And they don't really mean geek.
HTH
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

yeah, I still fit into the socially awkward category

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Geek chic
I always thought part of being a bit geeky was being a bit clever, but geek chic seems to have ruined that. I, of course, don't look geeky but it bubbles away under the surface.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

All you need now is *those* glasses and a fucking t-shirt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Lens-less glasses?
Cunts.

Poke them in the fucking eye.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

yeah
I might take up using a fake wheelchair or a fake hearing aid to keep ahead of the curve
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Jay has already started that trend
You have to get up early in the day to stay ahead of


THE HOMOSEXUAL MENACE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Er, I think Jarvis Cocker and Morrissey, respectively, were a little ahead of you there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

When did they have a fake wheelchair?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Well it was a real wheelchair.
Cocker broke his legs falling out of a window and, for a time, appeared on stage in a wheelchair.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Mooning Jackson again I bet.
Was he dangling the baby out of the next room along?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Bit before that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Hawkins attempt to explain black holes through the medium of song was well recieved.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:27, Reply)

The Munsters wasn't the same after the MS diagnosis

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I got a fake guide dog.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:28, Reply)

The word used to refer to sideshow freaks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)

words change

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Yeah, Tangles is definitely the new version of 'gay'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

he does seem happy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*sings*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHG2LJGfEdw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I was trying to help you make geek chic apply to you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

the chic bit will never fit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Yay
Rhyming
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Le freak

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

who is the annoying american bird that keeps cropping up is shite sitcoms
who desperately tries to play up the attractive but socially awkward geek
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)

your solution there
is to stop watching shite sitcoms
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I dont so nerrrrrr
but I do see trailers and I recall some dozy bint doing the whole glasses etc thing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

well I don't even look at trailers, so nerr

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Curse you and your oneupmanship

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

oneupwomanship

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

if you are being like that then surely you should have spelt it
WIMMIN

there is no man in the feminist wimmin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)

there's certainly no man in this feminist wimmin

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:25, Reply)

right on sister
Sends photo of Greenham Common camp
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I haven't the foggiest idea what you are on about here, old chap.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Now you have my look down pat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)

With my parents, I imagine.
Couldn't be less interesting as an answer if I tried.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2166510
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Mrs Cow, the calves and Ma and Da Cow
Boxing Day will have about 15 people

Alt:
FUCK ALL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

At last a decent thread head.
I reckon you're not far off the best one on here.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Hang on
You get thread head...

I demand thread head
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Gaz swipe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

the next and less popular Charlie Brooker series

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Should I include a picture

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Deffo m8, she loves that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I will add sunglasses and a ciggie
as I know the birds find that shit "Da Bomb"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:25, Reply)

"She was giving me head
on an unmade bed."
/L.Cohen
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

That was Janis Joplin, wasn't it? Not swipe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Dunno the derivation, just the song.
So I've learned something, unless it's just an urban myth.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)

He has admitted he wrote the song about her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)

So vain.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:31, Reply)

so make a good reply, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I did, down there. \/ \/
But you were too busy being bossy to see I was typing it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

i beat you to it by 4 minutes
that is way long enough to have made a reply
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Fucksake now you want succinct !!!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)

"I'm sorry for the long letter
I didn't have time to write a short one"

(misquoted from someone literary)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'm trying!
I might be too nice though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

that's OK
you could start a new wave of not-being-a-dick on /OT

Viva La Revolution!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Nah you're a cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

That's awkward I heard he hates cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Mother in law round for Christmas?
Saves buying a white beard.

alt. In my firm it's me who doesn't give out the bonuses.

altalt. Gallifrey for a planet. WHO the fuck thought of that one?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Pun woes!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

See what happens when your OP's too good.
I can't compete with your quality.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Have a missed something?
Spending with the family like normal well adjusted people do.

Alt: yep bonus is essential

Altalt: I dunno what a galliard is sorry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)