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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been out with my ex-wife this afternoon
As usual we've got drunk and giggled like small kids, mocked the afflicted, talked a bit of business (we still have a lot of joint investments) and generally had fun.

I don't miss her, I don't want to be with her in a relationship but we still think the world of each other.

Other confusing emotional relationships?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:58, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Seems she is a good friend now. Sometimes that happens.
Not everyone ends relationships on sour notes like they seem to on OT.
I'm great mates with a couple of exes. Not so great with others.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:00, Reply)
I am the Claire Raynor of OT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:03, Reply)
It always throws me a bit when I remember that we shared a bed for 8 years
But it throws me the other way that we can have fun and trust each other without that.

I suppose the biggest shock is that we've got older with very little collateral damage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)
You mean kids?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)
No kids

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)
\o/
Probably why you're happy then.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)
We never wanted kids - both saw them as nasty little parasites.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:11, Reply)
tell this to my last ex

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I suppose I'm boasting a bit here
We still get on and we still have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)
That's awkward cos she told me she thought you were a cunt
Still I think that's what she said as she had her mouth full and the queue was getting a bit rowdy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise me
Although it was always intelligent men that turned her on, so you may be fibbing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:10, Reply)
What's an 'emotional' relationship?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I get sooooo emotional babyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Things that happen, Frog person
You'll probably get one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:15, Reply)
I hope not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:17, Reply)
You need one
Do you want to be a dead person - there are several examples within a click - or do you want to live a life?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I would like to live a life please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I grant you a life.
Do with as you will. Look around you and follow the best available path.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Thanks Ghandi

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Not that path up the cliff though...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I'll fix that for you Froglet
and give you a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Edj fixed it for me!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)
We're friends now, you can drop the "j"

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Okay edogs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Alright the tall one with the walking stick
off last of the summer wine.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)
HE's being allowed into Swipe's gash apparently.
Doesn't even have to cough for a vegi supreme.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:20, Reply)
As usual Xavier, this makes little sense.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I thought you and Swipe were an item now?
I was referring to pizza gate. AND I'M NOT XAVIER!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Yes, and I paid for the fucking pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:27, Reply)
9" or 12"?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)
That's private!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I'll ask Swipey to stick it on here and fb.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:41, Reply)
The only time we had pizza she had some veggie rubbish and I had the meatza with the hot dog crust.
After which I was so full I fell asleep on her while watching telly.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Well as she's got chins the size of pillows so that was probably sufficient to make you sleepy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Because of her enormous bulbous frame she is quite comfortable.
Like being engulfed in a water bed full to the point of bursting with blood and warm fat.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, Reply)
YM can be a bit of a handful.
Emotionally and physically. Norks like rugby balls.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:17, Reply)
My old ladys norks were chopped off and chucked to the rats 15 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)
How nice.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)
True, though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:25, Reply)
Met an 81 year old lady yesterday.
Short and "well built".
She told me about her operations including a mastectomy.
"It was the left one they took off." She said.
I only just resisted saying,"I can tell."
Lovely old dear.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Good on the pair of you.
If you were real friends you'll stay friends.
Me and the ex get on better than we ever did married.
But then she doesn't have to wake up to me any more.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Pretty much how we work really.
I think we've sort of accepted that we should never have got married in the first place, but we did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:28, Reply)
i had emotions once
it was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Better to hurt than be dead inside I reckon.
Though I would have agreed with you while I was going through it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:29, Reply)
it's the dumb human condition
throw yourself into emotionally dangerous situations because it seems better than being dead inside and then regretting it terribly and swearing off it all forever...until the next time. It's like drinking heavily, seems like a good idea at the time, but the hangover...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I throw myself into relationships AND drink heavily....

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)
or the other way around

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Better to settle in at the crease before you try to hook it for six.
Sorry, don't know how to talk to girls.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)
This is the sort of advice I can understand.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Scrape out a mark where you want to stand then keep your eye on
the one who's running towards you.
Watch for deviation from the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:41, Reply)
And if you get thrown a googly just bail.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Can we not, please, at the moment?
Money on a whitewash?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I think it will be a whitewash if we lose the next test.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Think we've had it, frankly.
I didn't rate Clarke after Ponting but they're even more evil now and Cooke is too soft.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:49, Reply)
I think they massively underestimated Australia at home.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)
the problem with arsnal is that they always try and walk it in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)
And I - for one - is as sick as a parrot.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)
i thought cricket stopped in teh winter

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Not in Australia dear. *pats head*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)
the one good thing about winter is less sports
stupid australia
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Australia is populated with 'sports'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:56, Reply)
poisonous sports

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)
It goes to the Southern Hemisphere
Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)
that's wicket advice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Look him in the eye then take a swing but
keep your head down and don't flash unnecessarily.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)
something about silly midoffs?
My knowledge of cricket is not well grounded
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)
You've let it slip.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Careful, she may think you're breaching her boundaries with that sort of comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I shall remain 22 yards away at all times.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)
You could probably piss on a doorman from that range

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I prefer emoticons
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I prefer emus.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Horrid things.
Big animals with tiny brains.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)
That's why I don't like you.
lies
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:38, Reply)
I prefer umums

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)
fucking stupid pretend goth cunts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Got tired of the long sign in?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:49, Reply)
damn straight
if I want to follow r** f********'s latest breakdown I ain't typing that fucker over and over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:07, Reply)
i prefer gnus

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Well, I got good gnus and bad gnus

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:53, Reply)
BYE!
I'm off yem to play angry Birds Go.
Sad but true.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Bye GJ

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:38, Reply)
I get on well with a couple of ex-girlfriends. I would like that in time my ex wife and I can get on ok, it would be better for our daughter as well as being less stressful for us both.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You're getting on alright at the moment aren't you?
That's gotta be a good sign for the future.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)
It's not too bad. Certainly been a lot worse.
For me it's all about Micro's best interests, so I end up not commenting on some things that my ex says, just to keep the peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I'm absolutely no authority on these matters, but I think you are doing completely the right thing.
Some things aren't worth saying when you look at the bigger picture, and I'm sure your daughter will really appreciate that when she's older.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Thanks.
My view is that when my daughter is older it is inevitable that she will ask what happened, I want to be able to look her in the eye & say in all honesty that I did the best I could to be a good father.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Let her have a look at your B3ta Posts.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:04, Reply)
As much as you are a MASSIVE CUNT
She will blatantly already know that.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Never discussed the reasons for my divorce with my daughters
They found out anyway. Took them a while to make up with my ex after that. Never slagged her off to them. Just tried to be a good dad. That's all you can do.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:43, Reply)

youtu.be/qUE4oDunYkc
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I liked them for about three months when I was 14.
The prick that killed my friend has changed his plea to guilty.

I'm relieved.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I don't know this story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:07, Reply)
It's clearly bullshit. He has the type of personality which results in not having any friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, Reply)
It's nothing compared to my brother in law
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/7352834.stm
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Lol at 'Dave, who was actually female'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:37, Reply)
he was in the passenger seat
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21585477

Had a three year old wee boy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Poor little sod.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:12, Reply)
yeah I know
He's a lovely wee boy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Guilty to what?
Manslaughter? Murder? DWDAC?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Death by dangerous driving.

I think that's it, I'm not sure. I don't really want to check with his widow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:11, Reply)
The sentencing guidelines are still too lenient for that particular offence
Shame about your friend, tragic for his boy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:13, Reply)
The guy was in court for the first part of the trial last week, he was pleading not guilty and was all bluster and cockiness.
He changed his plea today, sentencing's next week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Lorry driver?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Cavey - when are we doing the best music of the year thread?
It's an annual tradition between xmas and new year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:14, Reply)
is it?
was involved in some way? I don't know how good I'd be at it this year. Thinking of going to Latitude next year, depending on getting a monday off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Yes it is - you and me do it every year. Nobody else listens to 6 and doesn't care
Set a date.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
uh, when you're not too drunk and I'm not ill
i'll have to think about it. I love the Tame Impala album, I might just post all of that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I'm always drunk
We've had a serious music thread every year.

Oh I'm sulking now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
fine
when you are drunk and I'm not ill, then. perhaps that weekend between christmas and new year or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)
That's a fine time. Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I listened to 6 today
They played some Nick Cave. Lord, he's a tedious bastard.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
incorrect
he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Yes, he can be tedious if you like the greatest "hits" of Wham

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Never was a Wham fan
Due to my terminal heterosexuality.
Still think Cave's overrated.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
yer but you famously have very conservative and pedestrian views on cultural matters

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Now, there I'd disagree
I do have a couple of issues with mainstream and 'hip' opinions - some of which seem to have marked me out as 'pedestrian' etc. Such as:-
Tarrantino - meh, I've seen all of his films, can't wait not to see them again.
Woody Allen - not funny. Ever.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I stand by my assertion
The fact that you picked examples of pedestrian stuff merely backs me up.

And 'conservative' as in 'averse to change or innovation and holding traditional values.'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
OK I'm in.
What would you suggest I take a look at/listen to?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I think I'm reading a book about Dozer
Confederacy of Dunces
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)
dunno
don't really care
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)

e y

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)
CALL ME GOOD
CALL ME BAD
CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BABY
BUT I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE SAD
AND I KNOW I'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY
WITH THE ONE THING THAT YOU NEVER HAD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Nick Cave is fantastic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Here ya go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

Classic, and timely.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:41, Reply)

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