Ffs dozer.
Sweet or savoury?
Pc or mac?
Red or white?
Spit or swallow?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:12, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm a savoury man, never got hooked on the sweet stuff
PC by default.
Red all the way, white is for girls or the fish course and I'm not a big fish fan.
After it's out of me I don't care what they do with it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I've always thought it was a bit rude to spit really.
I've made the effort to produce it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Oh yeah, huge fucking effort.
Have you ever tasted the stuff?

What am I saying? Of course you have.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Just in case it wasn't clear
I'm calling you a bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Corpsefucker.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Savoury
PC
Red
As long as it's been sucked to conclusion I don't care
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:15, Reply)

shit I'm you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Mostly sweet, although I do like a nice bag of crisps.
PC (sent from my iPad, irony fans)
Depends. Are we talking wine? Then, neither. Wine is rank.
Are we talking wine? See above. Or maybe mouthwash? That should definitely be 'spit'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I spit sweet white wine over psychochomp's red mac, because he is so unsavoury.
Can you swallow that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:22, Reply)

It's going to be a long day...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Christ he's really lost it now
b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989#answers-post-2167025

(some of you may have to log out to see this)
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

What the fuck is wrong with that man?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I know.
I copied the OP when it came on.
Didn't think it would be there this long.
BTW does the post constitute a criminal offence? It looks like it should.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:31, Reply)

That's an interesting point. I don't know what the legal aspect is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Where's our conveyencer when we need her?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I don't see how any crime is being committed here.
Do you think you are the self-employed person to which he refers?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Quite possibly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:47, Reply)

He has not made a threat against anyone in particular just a vague sort of mumble really.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

it's not my area
but if it's public info, ie visible on google, i'd have thought not a crime in the legal sense of the word.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

What's it about.?
Page is down presumably removed?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

It's still up.
Have you tried...
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Apologies. Must have been my internets.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:38, Reply)

b3ta.com is blocked on my work internets due to "adult humour"
but 5.9.83.79 is not. Presumably it's just to keep the non-IT types out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I'm looking forward to some humour on here.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Humour? Here? Christ.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Also try
jelly.b3ta.com

My work internet doesn't block that one.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I don't think he ready for this jelly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Jesus Christ.
We should get Poppet to go check on him. I'm convinced we'd find him smeared in his own shit, in a room covered with printouts of qotw and a list of names and addresses, in an otherwise empty house since his wife moved out and took the kid to her mother's.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I wouldnt send anyone within 10 miles of him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:51, Reply)

"Nothing for a man to do, but sit around and think"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQpzW9gCZT0
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I'd pick savoury most of the time - cheese and biscuits, pretzels, that kind of stuff
I did get some Green and Blacks organic chocolate last week - one of those taster pack thingies. They are nice

I use PCs every day but have iPods, etc.

Red wine just tastes nicer than white now to me

Swallow - its only polite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:43, Reply)

proffers a loving spoonful
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:46, Reply)

10cc of pearl jam

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Oh, very good.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'm not in Jeremy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*swallows*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

*pats on head*
Now make me a sandwich
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*wrings out sock*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

WHERE IS EVERYONE???
both. sometimes together, eg salty caramel or chocolate covered pretzels.

mmmm. chocolate covered pretzels.

PC because I am a mac spac. but they are so pretty.

white. fuck that red nasty shite.

depends...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Everyone is dead, Rach.
Either that, or they're actually doing some work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

so it's just you and me?
the women have won!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

*shows solidarity with the sisters*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Don't be silly, there are no girls on the internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

i include you in the "women" category

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I've always wanted to be one of the girls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

It was busy first thing.
Froggy put a thread up but someone shouted at him so he deleted.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

What a bender.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

what? who shouted at him??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Can't remember.
Said his thread was shit.
I felt for him.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)

He probably shouldn't have started a shit thread then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:43, Reply)

WAS IT YOU?
DID YOU SHOUT AT HIM?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU FAT PSYCHO CUNT


_{No, it wasn't me who shouted at him. I didn't even see his shit thread}
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

NOBODY PUTS FROGGY IN THE CORNER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Nawww you kids are so sweet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

NO KIDS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

He hasnt appeared again either
It was probably enough for him to reach for the vodka and paracetamol
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

alright
Is Fairholme finally going to get permabanned?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Doubt it, the mods are obviously enjoying his public breakdown.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

he needs ip banning for the sake of his mental health

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

At least he can't hurt anyone on the internet
If that gets switched off he'll have to go outside for attention
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

It would be Port Arthur all over again

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

what does he hope to achieve?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)

He can see no reasons, because there are no reasons

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:36, Reply)

What reason does he need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

what did you hope to achieve by setting up a rival thread?
eh? wanted some of that sweet sweet internet attention for yourself, did you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

he wanted a piece of that tasty pie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Have you seen the mod edit that has just been added?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

yep
the whole thing may be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

and that's saying something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I think I may well have weaponised Aids of the cancer topped off with a touch of Ebola
Sweets are for fucking children (if you give them enough they normally let you) as a grown up savoury is the correct answer

PC All apple devices are for pricks who bought into the Jobsian mantra of be different (just like everyone else)

Red for winter, white for summer

Snort.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Savoury - like YM's vajayjay.
Eh? It's a computer. They are the same.
Yes please.
Gargle. Spat into the air and caught in the mouth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Fucking show off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

esp as he does it with turds

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:12, Reply)