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Nobody was speaking of breakfast.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:09,
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it's b3ta
what else would we be talking about?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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Lunch usually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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no lunch if you're having a big dinner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:12,
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:(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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we've got our team christmas lunch today
talk about do as I say, not as I do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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Fuck it then, I'm having fish and chips
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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fair enough
although i'm always hungry after Christmas lunch, because being a fussy cunt, I don't really like most of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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Yeah I was lying, because I'm not a greedy fucking pig with a mouth consuming and devouring all in my path like a whale shark.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23,
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unlike your Mrs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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TTJ you thick cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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I know.
You thick cunt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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I knew you'd know
You thick cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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yeah well, one guess what my mouth WON'T be devouring
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:32,
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His cock if he won't go halves on a margarita?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:34,
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i nearly dumped a bloke once for ordering a margarita
we were in fire and stone, home of the most exotic pizzas ever, with everything you can think of on the top..... and he ordered a steve davis.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:39,
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Mini jaffa cakes and chocolate orange
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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i said WON'T BE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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I KNOW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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Previous'proper' post.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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And that guy is an idiot.
I hope his wife's cunt rots and he gets 10 years for being a moron.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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having grown up as a teenage going "clubbing" in stockport
I can only imagine how shit that place must have been. I did lol at it getting raided within 10 minutes of opening though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:12,
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How are the bins at the back of every nightclub in Stockport?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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i wouldn't know
I did do a fair bit of innocent teenage snogging there though. mostly in the graveyard or the station car park, somewhere REALLY classy. the worst was the night when I was about 14 and I pulled this guy that I thought was soooooo hot. unfortunately I was a bit pissed, and when my friends saw him, they fell about laughing.
they still remind me that I pulled lurch from the Addams family on occasion :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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that's no way to talk about Froggsy D
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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I ent tall enough to be called lurch
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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what part of "when i was 14" did you not understand?
there is something really wrong with you, isn't there?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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Lurch normally opens the front door, though .
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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pulled got the stink finger
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21,
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Teenage snogging? Right-ho.
You told me there was a standing prescription for the morning after pill. You told me you were like the aviary at London Zoo.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21,
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stop your sick fantasies right there
I snogged a lot, but I was all mouth and no trousers. I was every day of 19 before I had sex, being a romantic idiot who wanted it to be the right guy.
yeah that worked out really well, 3 precious university years of wild carefree shagging all wasted on the same tool. sigh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Damn you and your rubbish tool.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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it really was
you don't know what shit sex is until you've had good sex.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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HELLO THERE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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I didn't know seals got as far upstream as Stockport?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:15,
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shut it hamhands
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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Clearly the guy is on drugs
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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he's an idiot
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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Probably a paedo.
Everybody's a paedo these days. Fucking bandwagoning cunts.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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Gay paedo
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Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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Isn't that a tautology?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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Sometimes you get paedos that prefer girls
Though you don't often get gays that don't fiddle kids.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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often
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Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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I play them like a harp.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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French horn, more like.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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It's them dextrous, creative womanly hands you all have.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:32,
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Stupid fucking cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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The people have spoken!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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it's a click from me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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POTD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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soz, Battered is the only poster self-important enough to hand out POTD
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Alright frogster?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21,
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I think so, glad I have made it to Friday \o/
You?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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Not too bad. Being Friday I am as usual at the soft play centre. Also puppy sitting later. 14 week old pug.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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not sure if cute or ugly
the puppy, obviously
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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It's alright. My cats are seriously pissed off though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:35,
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Cats don't care. They will fuck it up.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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pics on fb pls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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But what do you think about the guy in his link?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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He's an even bigger prick than Dozer. Which, let's face it, makes him a first class weapons- grade prick
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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He's a prick.
Pretty sure it is an offence to allow your premises to be used for the consumption of controlled substances, even if you are not taking any.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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i wouldn't know about the criminal side
from the civil side, it's only a breach of covenant if the lease prohibits illegal or immoral use.
which, let's face it, any commercial lease is going to do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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Yeah it is. Not a biggie though.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23,
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gay paedo junky goth
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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Goth's a bit harsh
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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soz
Gay paedo junky central heating salesman.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:26,
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Nice try.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:26,
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He doesn't look like anyone I'd want to smoke cannabis with.
What's wrong with doing it in your own home?
Who wants to smoke it in a cafe full of society's dregs?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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The comments are worse.
People man, fucking hell.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21,
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That is precisely what I thought the first time I visited Amsterdam.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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they're a bit funny over there
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23,
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Amsterdam is a great place to go during the week
and a fucking hellhole at the weekend.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23,
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I approve of his motive
but his method and everything else about him mark him down as a grade a cunt...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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Aint smoking indoors illegal. Whatever it is? Surely there's tobacco in the joints.
I don't know how them Shisha things are allowed either.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Kebabs are illegal now?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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I doner believe that
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:27,
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shish, you're so gullible
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:27,
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Pitta the fool!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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I have mixed feels about this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:34,
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You get issued with a Tikka
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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Not in private members clubs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:27,
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Er, it would still be illegal without the tobacco
And 'them Shisha things' are not allowed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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Do you think by 'them Shisha things' he means Shishas?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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Tell that to Rusholme.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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It's really no concern of mine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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dubs
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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STOP GETTING INVOLVED THEN!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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I like to help you, Jase
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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*runs home*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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I have achieved a modicum of work during this quiet period, but I'm ready for some more entertainment when you are. Cheers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:20,
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Are you coming for some luncheon on Sunday?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:21,
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I don't think I will be in attendance :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:25,
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i'm in essex with the family
so i'm leaving him handcuffed to the bedhead ALL DAY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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What is it with you and locks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:31,
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I'M A VERY PRIVATE PERSON
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:34,
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How long iz you gonna B der 4 m8?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:31,
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A few hours.
I'll find out the pub name and stick it on here on Saturday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:55,
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Fucking tender responses getting in the way of dicking around
Not good, man, not good
Still, its almost pub o'clock and I'm about to have a brew. Just found that I'm working again tomorrow though, which ain't too good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:22,
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