Speaking of breakfast. ..
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/controversial-drugs-campaigner-colin-davies-6400440

Shrewd businessman or silly chappie?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:07, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nobody was speaking of breakfast.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:09, Reply)

it's b3ta
what else would we be talking about?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Lunch usually.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

no lunch if you're having a big dinner

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

we've got our team christmas lunch today
talk about do as I say, not as I do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Fuck it then, I'm having fish and chips

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

fair enough
although i'm always hungry after Christmas lunch, because being a fussy cunt, I don't really like most of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah I was lying, because I'm not a greedy fucking pig with a mouth consuming and devouring all in my path like a whale shark.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

unlike your Mrs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

TTJ you thick cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I know.
You thick cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I knew you'd know
You thick cunt
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

yeah well, one guess what my mouth WON'T be devouring

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

His cock if he won't go halves on a margarita?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:34, Reply)

i nearly dumped a bloke once for ordering a margarita
we were in fire and stone, home of the most exotic pizzas ever, with everything you can think of on the top..... and he ordered a steve davis.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Mini jaffa cakes and chocolate orange

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i said WON'T BE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I KNOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Previous'proper' post.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

And that guy is an idiot.
I hope his wife's cunt rots and he gets 10 years for being a moron.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

having grown up as a teenage going "clubbing" in stockport
I can only imagine how shit that place must have been. I did lol at it getting raided within 10 minutes of opening though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

How are the bins at the back of every nightclub in Stockport?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13, Reply)

i wouldn't know
I did do a fair bit of innocent teenage snogging there though. mostly in the graveyard or the station car park, somewhere REALLY classy. the worst was the night when I was about 14 and I pulled this guy that I thought was soooooo hot. unfortunately I was a bit pissed, and when my friends saw him, they fell about laughing.

they still remind me that I pulled lurch from the Addams family on occasion :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

that's no way to talk about Froggsy D

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I ent tall enough to be called lurch

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

what part of "when i was 14" did you not understand?
there is something really wrong with you, isn't there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Lurch normally opens the front door, though .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

pulled got the stink finger
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Teenage snogging? Right-ho.
You told me there was a standing prescription for the morning after pill. You told me you were like the aviary at London Zoo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

stop your sick fantasies right there
I snogged a lot, but I was all mouth and no trousers. I was every day of 19 before I had sex, being a romantic idiot who wanted it to be the right guy.

yeah that worked out really well, 3 precious university years of wild carefree shagging all wasted on the same tool. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Damn you and your rubbish tool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

it really was
you don't know what shit sex is until you've had good sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

HELLO THERE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I didn't know seals got as far upstream as Stockport?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

shut it hamhands

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Clearly the guy is on drugs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13, Reply)

he's an idiot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Probably a paedo.
Everybody's a paedo these days. Fucking bandwagoning cunts.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Gay paedo

( Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Isn't that a tautology?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Sometimes you get paedos that prefer girls
Though you don't often get gays that don't fiddle kids.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

often
( Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I play them like a harp.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

French horn, more like.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

It's them dextrous, creative womanly hands you all have.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Stupid fucking cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

The people have spoken!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

POTD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

soz, Battered is the only poster self-important enough to hand out POTD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Alright frogster?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I think so, glad I have made it to Friday \o/
You?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Not too bad. Being Friday I am as usual at the soft play centre. Also puppy sitting later. 14 week old pug.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

not sure if cute or ugly
the puppy, obviously
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

It's alright. My cats are seriously pissed off though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Cats don't care. They will fuck it up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

pics on fb pls

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

But what do you think about the guy in his link?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

He's an even bigger prick than Dozer. Which, let's face it, makes him a first class weapons- grade prick

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

He's a prick.
Pretty sure it is an offence to allow your premises to be used for the consumption of controlled substances, even if you are not taking any.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

i wouldn't know about the criminal side
from the civil side, it's only a breach of covenant if the lease prohibits illegal or immoral use.

which, let's face it, any commercial lease is going to do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Yeah it is. Not a biggie though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

gay paedo junky goth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Goth's a bit harsh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

soz
Gay paedo junky central heating salesman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Nice try.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

He doesn't look like anyone I'd want to smoke cannabis with.
What's wrong with doing it in your own home?

Who wants to smoke it in a cafe full of society's dregs?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

The comments are worse.
People man, fucking hell.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

That is precisely what I thought the first time I visited Amsterdam.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

they're a bit funny over there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Amsterdam is a great place to go during the week
and a fucking hellhole at the weekend.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I approve of his motive
but his method and everything else about him mark him down as a grade a cunt...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Aint smoking indoors illegal. Whatever it is? Surely there's tobacco in the joints.
I don't know how them Shisha things are allowed either.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Kebabs are illegal now?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I doner believe that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

shish, you're so gullible

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Pitta the fool!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I have mixed feels about this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:34, Reply)

You get issued with a Tikka

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Not in private members clubs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Er, it would still be illegal without the tobacco
And 'them Shisha things' are not allowed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Do you think by 'them Shisha things' he means Shishas?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Tell that to Rusholme.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

It's really no concern of mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

dubs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

STOP GETTING INVOLVED THEN!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I like to help you, Jase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

*runs home*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I have achieved a modicum of work during this quiet period, but I'm ready for some more entertainment when you are. Cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Are you coming for some luncheon on Sunday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I don't think I will be in attendance :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

i'm in essex with the family
so i'm leaving him handcuffed to the bedhead ALL DAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)

What is it with you and locks?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I'M A VERY PRIVATE PERSON

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)

How long iz you gonna B der 4 m8?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

A few hours.
I'll find out the pub name and stick it on here on Saturday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Fucking tender responses getting in the way of dicking around
Not good, man, not good

Still, its almost pub o'clock and I'm about to have a brew. Just found that I'm working again tomorrow though, which ain't too good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)