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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not really, the sales people get incentives, fifty quid for most etc. ontop of their bonuses.
I get paid more and taken places with Management, so free grub I guess.
They are always very generous with free booze on work do's.

I'm very excited for Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
What happens on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He's getting bummed

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I'll bum you in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)
NO BACKDOOR DELIVERIES

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

"Back Door Santa" is a song written by Clarence Carter and Marcus Daniel, and originally performed by Carter. It was released on a compilation album Soul Christmas in 1968. The track is in a 12-bar blues format. The lyrics are sexually suggestive, not having much to do with Christmas as a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play

I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I come runnin' with my presents
Every time you call me dear

I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home
I give 'em a few pennies so that we can be alone
I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse
And wouldn't old Santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house

They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play

That's what they call me, Back Door Santa
That's what they call me
They call me Back Door Santa
That's what all the girls call me

I give 'em all little presents
That's what they call me
They call me Back Door Santa
And I like for them to call me that
They call me Back Door Santa
And I like it and I like it and I like it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)
That's pretty sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)
make all the little girls happy?
shame totp wasn't about in his day, he'd have been in his element
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)
wiki tells me that bon jovi did a cover of it
but it was subsequently replaced on later releases of the album. wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)
they give statutory rape a bad name

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I'm told that you're to blame...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I most definitely wouldn't back door janet jackson

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Her balls would get in the way

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)
it's on youtube
i'm so going to watch that later for creep factor
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
FOR THE IDIOTS WHO THINK THIS IS ABOUT ANAL SEX....moron ITS about CREEPING you Sad Sodomite! (SMDH)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)
this one?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creeping‎
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)
number 6 is frankly frightening
To scan Facebook constantly, looking at everyone's profiles, interests, photos, etc. Often done on attractive people, or young boys in girls, and bets are placed as to who will grow up sexy.

Creeping is a common habit which is acceptable to a certain point....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)
They did that with the Olsen Twins

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:31, Reply)
They are zombies, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)
they are detective

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Works do innit

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)
The Living Room. Got a room rented. Nice private bar etc.
Last years we went for food at Australasia, which was gorgeous. Then to some RnB club which I didn't really fancy.

free bar all night though :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)
We are going to some restaurant on Friday before drinking on Upper Street, but I keep forgetting the name
so am unable to look on the menu and decide what to eat before I go. This lack of preparation leads to poor choices usually.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)
you should be vegetarian
it narrows the choice, thus reducing this risk
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Yeah okay, then I will give up the 'gay cigarette' too, and eventually I will have nothing in my life to enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Great

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2523175/E-cigarette-smokers-inhale-MORE-nicotine-toxins-regular-smokers-Study-finds-users-unknowingly-inhaling-host-dangerous-chemicals.html?ITO=bookmark-chromeext&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=bookmark-chromeext
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Remember what I said about you going on and on at me?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)
swap it for a spliff.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)
no, i was too busy going on and on at you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Typical.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
What toxins?
What a load of bollocks they didn't name a single thing other than nicotine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)
it's the DM
it doesn't need sources or science
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)
It's almost like it's an under researched sensationalist story innit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I don't smoke but I'm going out and I'm buying three ecigs to smoke at once because of this article!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Good. That's exactly what 'they' don't want you to do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)
And rach could carry your balls in her new bag

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)
She will need a bigger bag.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Isn't it fun when you get on!?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)
She means well

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I certainly recommend regular exercise and cessation of tobacco, alcohol, sugary snacks, caffeine and meat
wake up every morning feeling invigorated and full of beans, no more peaks and troughs during the working day, high five your colleagues and react to every challenge with good humour and a positive outlook, and at about 4pm realise how crushingly dull you've become and seriously contemplate suicide that evening
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
it won't make you live longer
but it will feel as if it has?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

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