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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright evening wankers
The question on everyone's lips:

Have you ever met someone in a pub in Kensington and been shocked at how fat they are?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:40, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Are we talking someone specific?
I dunno who this is a dig at.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)
yes*
* no**
** yes***
*** no
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I have never set foot in a Kensington pub, I imagine drinks in such a place would be out of my price range

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)
It's fine, I managed to raise the money for a pint in a Kensington pub
I was worried at first but lucky my mate Pete was there to reassure me. He said "You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays!"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)
It was Bethnal Green and I left before we had chance to meet.
I wonder if frog has though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)
FROG'S BEEN FUCKING SWIPE UP THE POOPIPE
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 19:56, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:00, Reply)
But have you ever had to lift someone's gunt out of the way before employing your winning fingering technique?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Haha! Still a no I am afraid :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:19, Reply)
No, but i once met Monty in a pub in Kings Cross
and was surprised at how white his teeth were.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I was surprised he had teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I was surprised how well spoken and well mannered he is. He's quite the Gentleman.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Sadly missed, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I was how surprised how like a larper he looked

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:06, Reply)
It's a fine line
Bear in mind he's a massive Hawkwind fan and their songs are mostly about elves and goblins and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:08, Reply)
closet case

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)
JUST LIKE HITLER!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)
The Cure's less successful etc zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:12, Reply)
I prefer the Dinosaur Jr version
And Monty is no longer here to inform me they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:14, Reply)
I quite like Dinosaur Jr

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:15, Reply)
We have so much in common!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I saw them on the Rollercoaster tour with JAMC, My Bloody Valentine and Blur.
It was like an X Factor tour, only 15 years earlier and with guitars.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Blur are, and always were, fake cunts and shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)
They were pretty poor on the night tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I pretended to like them for a couple of months when I was 15
So I could get into a bird's knickers.

It worked an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
You really are a charmless man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)
I bet that was fucking ace
Apart from blur
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:19, Reply)
yeah I always think that about that tour
I fackin love JAMC, MBV and Dinosaur Jr.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
It was... OK.
The venue was only half full, which didn't help the atmosphere much. The Mary Chain were excellent, I don't remember much about the other two.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I'm here to tell you you are a pathetic piece of shit if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)
She's right next to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Naive Response is fucking ace

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
That's the best one here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Need Electric is alright too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
That is number 2 on my list.
Who was that prince something or other you linked a YouTube video to the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Bonnie Prince Billy
He started out under various versions of Palace, so Palace Songs, Palace Music, Palace Brothers etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:33, Reply)
WHat was the song?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Horses.
youtu.be/cYXP95Z_SjU
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Downloaded. Thanks xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)
You can't go far wrong with Will Oldham
Although dozer will tell you he finds his more recent output too commercial.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I never said that.
I said it was too accessible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I really like that horses song. His stuff seems to have passed me by.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Yeah, I came to him relatively late
First saw him at ATP in 2002.
The Palace stuff was early 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I think I shall get the album that horses is on for a start.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:55, Reply)
The album you van get it on is an album of 'covers' bpb did of palace songs
I think dozer has linked the more obscure EP version
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)
obscure? It's the version from the compilation that came out about 1997.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)
yer soz bbz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I got into his stuff when I See a Darkness came out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)
You were always cooler than me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I was listening to Autechre when the floppy haired pricks were still listening to What's the Story Morning Glory.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I've never willingly listened to any oasis album
Autechre didn't enter my world until the following ATP, which they curated in 2003
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:15, Reply)
you massive loser
I got into Autechre quite late; I was listening to Incunabula in 1997 :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2172046
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I got into Leonard Cohen when I was 13.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)
My previous band had a song about that
I might gaz you a link one day
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)
She got there pretty quickly.
I only saw her an hour or so ago.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)
That's was your dad dressed up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
So who was that masquerading as my dad?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
It fooled me alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
fooled your mum an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
He's about 6' 3" of Hawkwind fan if memory serves.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:09, Reply)
six foot three of shirting bender more like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:11, Reply)
There is that, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:12, Reply)
As an alt q
Have you ever met someone, found them selfish, boring and lacking in manners and then bought them dinner and sucked their cock?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I've been the one that got sucked off, if that helps?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)
What happened between us in York is private, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)
soz babe, I thought everybody knew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I've never even been to Kensington :-(
I've been to Knightsbridge, if that helps?

I'm guessing if you changed 'Kensington' to 'Bristol', a few people would be able to answer in the affirmative.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
You haven't missed much :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I heard I was missing a pink fridge

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I can confirm there is nothing in it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:39, Reply)
?
I imagine a pink fridge would have strawberry milkshake in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:39, Reply)
If that were true I'd have a yellow one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
banana milk is definitely the best
when I was a student we sometime put colouring in our milk so we could tell them apart and know if someone was drinking yours. Yellow milk looked least horrible in tea, but made you disappointed each time that is wasn't banana flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)
I had banana milk for dinner tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)
also yer
Check out Cowboy Junkies, Low and Slint.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)
you're a lucky man

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)
1.5 litres too, none of your silly little bottles.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Considering she never eats anything
this does not surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)
I saw her eat an omelette.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:53, Reply)
i'm thinner now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I meant me, you spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:47, Reply)
you weren't ever fat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Yes.
Then realized I was sitting opposite a mirror.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Before you snorted both lines off it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:56, Reply)
The question was about fat not devilish if not conventional handsomeness.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Gay prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Don't be jealous, slim.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:05, Reply)
oh yeah
There's a Bonnie 'Prince' Billy album where he covers his Palace stuff.

Don't get that one. Get Lost Blues and Other Songs, and I See a Darkness.

youtu.be/LAriDxTeed8
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Greatest Palace Music is excellent, you oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
But yes, he should get those
Or if he's looking for 'accessible', Ease Down the Road.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Greatest Palace Music is 'alright'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Your mum was 'alright'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:17, Reply)
WHY THE INCESSANT INTERNET BULLYING???????

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2172062
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
It's because everyone hates you xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
To be fair to doz, he's recommended a couple of things I have really liked, but I will probably get that covers on too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)
nobody's ever fair to me on here :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:15, Reply)
That's because most of the time you are a fucking infuriating prick though.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:17, Reply)
well yer but right most of the time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
It's because everyone hates you
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)
nah, only people too stupid to 'get' me hate me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I think most people 'get' that you're a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
your mum 'gets' me right up the shitter every lunchtime

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
'prick'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Untrue. I hate you and I 'get' that you are a sad fuck with an okay taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)

youtu.be/p26kW302T1g
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Okay, against my better judgement I will trust you and spend somewhere in the region of £16 on your advice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Brave.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I know, but life's all about taking chances, I'm prepared to take the plunge.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)

brave

Stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Can't I be both?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
If you're seeing swipe, you must be

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
THANKYOU

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Bet you're loving all this MUSIC CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I just noticed your sig. If I could I would be 'clicking dis'
Actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
oh shit m8
he's a funny lookin cunt and he's clearly sporting a semi

But enough about tangles, this should seal yo deal me nigga

youtu.be/B_FafCJbyWE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:27, Reply)
He's a seriously ugly bastard isn't he? Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Battered?
Yer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:31, Reply)
shit also m8
BPB is great for romancing the chicks, as is Boatman's Call era Nick Cave, one play of Far From Me and she'll be putty in yer hands.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Battered looks nothing like I expected.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Zammo in a kid's suit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
I thought he would be fat and look old but he doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
he's a closet Throbbing Gristle fan.
He loves dressing up like Genesis P. Orridge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)
I'm listening to Hot on the Heels of Love right now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Very Friendly's their best one

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
it's a bit...unwelcoming

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Fully erect, acksherly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Just about to watch the Godfather part II, eat chicken cooked with marsala wine, steamed courgettes & rice, drink a glass of merlot.
Only posting to be smug about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Godfather 2 is superb m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)
This made me really want some booze. I have rakes at work and fuck all at home :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Domino reissued several on vinyl, they may still have some on their site.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)

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