It's my works Christmas lunch today.
Proper full on catered posh scran. Fuck you all.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:20, 49 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is there scranberry sauce?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

^ Sainsbury's lonely lunch for one person.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

By catered he means someone else is piercing the lid on his Iceland frozen lasagne before it goes in the microwave.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

someone else put the kettle on so he can make his pot noodle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I'm sure they do a turkey and stuffing flavour.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

you tell me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Toby jug^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

The burger van turning up early is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

^ buffet by Greggs ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)

stuffing pasty
food of kings
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

alright amazon.co.uk
Technically, a Gladiatrix.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

CLICKIN DIS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Sharron Davies, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

if I tuck it back we could be twins

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Catered scran is just freeze packed meat and veg with a bit tinsel on it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I've heard that you decorate your meat and two veg with tinsel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Not just at Christmas!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Tinsel's his boyfriends name right?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

yeah
Tinsel Julian, the fistive bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Christmas Dinner Day in my place is known as..
...'canteen's closed whilst cunts who don't have proper jobs eat their lunch' day.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I have tomorrow and Friday off
I will be starting the day with a medium English (I don't have any black pudding). Then slow cooker roasting a beef joint so the whole flat smells of roast beef all day. Then making a gravy with the meat juices, some wholegrain mustard, grated horseradish, brandy and a little sour cream. Probably serve with mash and some of the vegetable trivet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I was thinking about roasting the beef in the slow cooker this year.
I don't want it to go to pieces though, like pulled pork does.

I'm well up for making my own (baby) gravy with the juices though. Plan.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

You're gonna spunk in the gravy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Every little helps!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Can you dry roast in a slow cooker?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Apparently so. Plus the juices will be all in there do do the gravy.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I'll be pouring over it some white wine and chicken stock before I start
(doesn't overpower the taste of the juices, see)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I'm having scallops then goose on Friday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

posh twat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I've never had goose though :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

You love getting goosed!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Stop listening to gossip!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Ditto

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Very good

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

and getting scalloped

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not sure I want to know what that would entail

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Meeting Swipe for lunch?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Work do innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I'm going to have the vegetarian option

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

LOSER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Hitler steak, then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I have clicked 'I like this!'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Fussy eating cunt^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

^Massive vegetable twat^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

First Saville then the rest of them and hopefully edmonds
and now Cornwalls own premier gary glitter impersonator Freddy Zapp
( Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I can't imagine he gets much work these days.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Devastatin' Fred?
Unzip, Zapp, Rape
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Oh and loads of gif pics might be on the way.

( Peej, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)