The Expendabelle's
Looks like they are making a female-led spin off of The Expendables.
Who would you have in the cast?
I've got Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Bridget Nielsen, and Geena Davis off the top of my head. Is Angeline Jolie too young?

Alt. What about that Apollo Theatre eh? They really brought the house down.

AltAlt. What other websites do you use to make your workday go quicker? I do enjoy Buzzfeed but I'm sure it's written by women or queers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:22, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Needs more Maggie Smith.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

She would be ace rocking an AK-47

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Don't know what that is, soz.
I once went out with a girl who looked like Geena Davis though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

The Expendables is basically a film made up of all the old action stars
Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis, Lundgren and the like.
It has had two sequels and now they are making a female one.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Not relevant to my interests soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

There are 2 alts!!!
Next time I will include more bells and whistles for you and your yurt
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

IT'S 'KIN' NOT YURT YOU PRICK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

^ upset.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Grace Jones of course
Duh
( Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

With her man crushing thighs.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

And her black face.
Sooty bitch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

WOAH!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Check it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

thigh ball
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'd have you in the cast.
You big Geordie bender.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Pam Grier, Michelle Yeoh, Cynthia Rothrock and Fatima Whitbread
Altalt: Mainly film sites like Aint It Cool, JoBlo, IMDB and Empire.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Ming Na
Pam Grier is a good shout though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Yeah, that Ming is a psycho

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Merciless.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I'm a bit of a film nerd too.
Superherohype is a good one if you like all that shit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Bridget Neilsen was in the original Expendables, wasn't she?
Oh Sorry - that was Stallone! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah... Jackie.
That was amazing when they were both on Celeb Big Brother.
Bridget just wanted to die.

Imagine being trapped in a house with your ex Mother-In-Law
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

i once read that stallone was asked to name his 3 biggest mistakes
and he said, "bridget neilsen, bridget neilsen and bridget neilsen."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Bitter innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

maybe he didn't pay for anything, the pikey cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

why would he be upset with her then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

dropped an S
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Alt: This isn't really a question, you just wanted to make a shit joke.
Altalt: Jesus, don't you spend enough time on here? If I dicked around on other websites, I wouldn't get any work done.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

There's the rub.
I'm a great multi-tasker.
Possibly also why I make so many mistakes on here...

Possibly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

It worries me what sorts of mistakes are being made in your work.
Some callers may be put through to the wrong department or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Please hold.
...




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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Sian Williams and Fiona Bruce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Helen Daniels and Mrs Mangel

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

enough about your style heroes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

oooh, you bitch!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

it's Fiona for stockings, Sian for heels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I'm more Sian Lloyd

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Cher dies first

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Cher will never die, silly.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

nowthatchersdead# lols
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

WTF is MDNA?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Not even in my top five credit cards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

How about this lot?
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2526507/Is-WORST-naked-calendar-Rugby-girls-kit-raise-money-club-horrify-locals.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Generous calling them girls

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Randy butter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST MY RANDY CREAM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Randy butter.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

SAME THING

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)

One hour and 36 minutes
Good effort.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Thx matexxx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Someone else go...
I'm spent.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

i'm bullying dozer on qotw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)