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www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25445748

Are you obsessed with staying young or are you going to grow old (dis)gracefully?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:42, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

FUCK THAT SHIT
i'll have this skin and bloodwork til I die
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Fat people look younger, its scientific fact.

( Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)

the fat presses the wrinkles out

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I want to know June Whitfield's secret, whenever you see her holding up coins she has the hand of a 20 year old

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I want my face to look like it's lived. Not to be pulled back so you can ice skate on it.
It's different for men though.
I have started a moisturising regime though but that's as far as it will ever go.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

randy sauce

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I've moisturised for years
My annoying thing is I look about 10 years younger when I can be arsed to shave. I really should shave more often
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I look better with a bit stubble.
I'll save the bear shave for my twilight years.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I have the full on Roy Keane beard going on
100% grey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

footballer?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Ex footballer, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah,
I've started moisturising. I would not admit it that in the pub mind. But my skin feels wonderful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Just in time for her to do a christmas cooking show.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25466909
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Just worked out that the last Christmas number 1 not influenced by X Factor was in 2004.
This makes me do a sad.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I honestly couldn't name a single song in the top 40

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I don't understand why people give a shit about this
I can't remember the last time I cared about what was No1. Probably when Top of the Pops was still going.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I bet you loved a bit of hot Savile action

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

That'll learn me for being such a sexy kid

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I bet that wasn't milkshake on the rollercoaster

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I got the KB.
Wrote to him thrice.

Thrice denied, like Doubting Thomas
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I think it has a lot to do with my childhood Christmases.
I did like watching TOTP to see who it was, or listening to the countdown. It used to be a proper race with the singles and now it's whoever wins X Factor or starts a campaign, or a Simon Cowell endorsed charity.

Bah!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I hope that people buy Kunt's new single that'd be well lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Too late to get folk involved, but yes it would!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I moisturise after shaving.
I'm still ridiculously good looking as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

ly good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I may have a shave this weekend.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I need one for tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I love a nice close shave.
Chicks may dig stubble but they dig a fresh, close shave even more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Post shave, my skin is so smooth that Ian Watkins tried to fuck it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)

this is exactly what chicks dig

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Ladies of Monkseaton, brace yourself

THE COW IS ABOUT TO LAND
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I shall have a shave.
Dozer knows about pulling the chicks. He's my role model.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)

hey, you've seen for yourself how smooth my looks are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

That's not a chick, it's a hamster.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)

not true
stubble ftw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I am planning on embracing middle age.
After all, I've been embracing old age for almost fifteen years now.

Got my first tattoo today. I feel like such a rebel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It looks cool but I dont know what it is!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Is this another one of those announcements that looks like a massive breakthrough,
But when you read a bit further you realise it's all a bit over blown and probably has very limited application?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Almost certainly, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Fucking over paid harvard research bastards.
Swanning about, fucking with nice and announcing bull shit that no one unsmderstands except the bloke who took the notes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I just got complimented on my style
In your face haters!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

63 replies?! Is that all?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Actually it seems to be 65 now.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Well - 66, actually.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Shit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I don't understand counting.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)