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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:54,
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Never mind Nakers, you might be even worse than Bent Jase.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:22,
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You know you love me really you weasel faced arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:29,
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bit pissedbut, I have half of 4 diifernet curries for my supper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:30,
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Pics or it didn't happen. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:22,
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Alright. I've had to escape the house. It's amazing how much noise someone can make after you say "I just want a bit of quiet"
Luckily, there is a shit pub on the island that no one drinks in, so I'm enjoying an almost out of date bottle of Newcastle brown and the quiet sound of a man that looks he lives in a bog wheezing.
How has the start of your holiday season been?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:07,
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26 of in laws family yesterday...now escaped back to London with some beers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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We had 2 Christmas parties, 1 Friday, 1 Saturday, all with children and idiots and drunks and then a Christmas lunch today with more knobs and idiots. I have such a lie tolerance for this, I sort of miss working over christlemas a bit after this.
How did you cope with 26?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:12,
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drink innitactually they're alright really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:21,
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Fair enough. I secretly like a few of Ladypigs extended. But I'd never let her know. There's 2 or 3 that always find their way to the bar, usually good for a chat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:24,
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the uncle brings very nice wine and port(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:26,
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Not too awfully badEvening weepee. I just had a second roast beef dinner from my beef joint, probably have another tomorrow and slice the rest for sarnies. Contemplating nipping out to grab a bottle of wine since I'd only the one glass left to have with my meal and now I have the taste for it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:11,
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Go get a bottle, Tis the season after all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:13,
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And the all-night garage does have an excellent selection...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:19,
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Well, this is the price you pay for poor planning. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:22,
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No, I'm seriousWolf Blass on special offer, Yellow Tail, a couple of other decent tipples.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:28,
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i 'ate wold blassgo wash your dentures out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:29,
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has anyone here ever seen "Coronation Street"? I've just watched 5 minutes of it out of morbid curiosityseriously, what the fuck? It's hilariously awful, who are the people taht watch this shit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:24,
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I happened on ten minutes of Eastenders this afternoon while channel-hopping.It was equally diabolical.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:27,
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it's very confusing, as it's so popualrbut appears to be entirely without merit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:30,
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My mum was an addictso I watched a fair bit of it back in those days. Hilda Ogden, Betty Turpin, Mike Baldwin etc etc etc. It had character in them days, now it's just trend-chasing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:50,
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Coronation Streetdo try and keep up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:52,
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I also have met Tracey IRL many timesLovely person. Fucking gigantic.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:54,
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i have never met a tracey, neither do i ever wish to(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:57,
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Not even Tracey Tracey?www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDcQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1YuBomfrjUM&ei=NUW3UqnEFpOjhgeV3YDABw&usg=AFQjCNF-ghMoBtnTb_VacM9tEie86mfyuQ&sig2=pd0GR4fwZIMgtK_DP4fbQw&bvm=bv.58187178,d.ZG4
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:02,
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The bass player, Steve Dullaghan, died a couple of years ago.He was a nice chap.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:37,
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Didn't know thatOnly saw them once, supporting Echo and The Bunnymen a long time ago.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:39,
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There was a lovely send off for him hereLots of old friends reformed various bands to play in tribute to him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:45,
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That's goodThere's an end of popular culture that gets forgotten when the likes of Jade Goodey die but they are equally important.
The greatest fretless bassist ever - Mick Karn - died on the same day as Gerry Rafferty. What's better artistically - Life in Tokyo or Baker Street?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:55,
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^ socially insecure ^(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:55,
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alright Jimmy Nail(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:59,
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:33,
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No, but quite a few of the cast of Emmerdale live near me and drink in my localA mighty bunch of tossers on the whole - although the guy who once played a gay barman was a smashing bloke and was on our quiz team for a while.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:42,
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NoHe was very gay IRL too, though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:46,
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i can't stop urinating, it may be beer or diabetes :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:46,
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This is not the time to have a medical emergencyA&E will be full of pavement ploughers.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:48,
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I have fucking cold feet and I just stubbed my toe on the way to the bog :(((((((((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:52,
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I saw a picture of someone who stubbed their toe on a circular saw todayputs it into perspective a bit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:53,
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Good questionCan't and won't remember the regs now but there's an EU specific height and guard regulation.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 19:59,
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I went looking for itthe link says "electric saw" so I was wrong.
i.imgur.com/lvKt7Kh.jpg - I'm too nice a guy to embed the image.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:01,
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Do you spend much time researching industrial accidents online?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:08,
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I click on links promising gore(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:24,
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I suppose a man needs a hobbyHow the hell are you anyway? Long time no speak.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:26,
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Pretty goodGot a promotion at work, the dreaded "more responsibility". You?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:41,
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Not bad, thanksI remember talking to you and Bartleby about the business idea I had at BGB's gaff a few years ago.
I did it and I was right!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:48,
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\o/I suspect I was too drunk to retain the memory of it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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I got the last train home with Supreme Crow's mate (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:57,
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PUWER Regs nothing to do with the EU(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:53,
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And some sort of bad spelling disease as well, it appears(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:16,
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I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie,but last night she said to me, as we were watching telly.
Excellent song.
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Far better in his later incarnationDon't keep asking me why, Reg.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:33,
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You can shut upYou rat faced bastard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:44,
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yeah, in the city quaffing alcohol and about to line my stomachBefore the gig
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:48,
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Yep.....sure isHow's your Christmas shaping up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:52,
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I've got seating, Ta ta(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:57,
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Yer, i got sloe gin and there's some kind of nibbles whichever room I walk intoYou?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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i have left that shit behind, until chrimbopoddles evejust me and some malbec, after some beer and gin and champagne...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:56,
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