The defence minister said on yesterday's Andrew Marr show that Nigel Farage looked
"like somebody has put their finger up his bottom", she has a bit of a point. Who else has a bit of a point?
Alt, are you working on Christmas day? Volunteer or have to?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 7:39, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My wife woke me up alternately snoring and saying "fuck off" whilst asleep
She had a point

Alt:
Last day today until Jan \o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Anyone can waggle their dick and sink a putt if they persevere
Alt: Fuck that
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I'll be using my pig in blanket to work your mums mince pie into a frothy mess of randy butter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Xmasellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

In other news
I have had ten hours sleep.
I have excellent coffee to drink.

Might have a wank in a bit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:19, Reply)

If only you had a wife to do it for you eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Her technique wasn't as good as mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Practice makes perfect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Oh yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I am awaiting the arrival of a sausage sammich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I just finished mine
back in the office for 2 days then off till Jan. After 4 days off getting up this morning was extremely difficult.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Is it wrong to think that the sausage burgers you get in McD's are feckin luvverly?
Stupid sexy McD's
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Weapons of Mac Destruction
I love those things
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*walkens*
I do love a good CONFORM burger from McOBEY. Guess you can't fight city hall
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:04, Reply)

barely

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

The lady in Debenham who got so upset about a watch being out of stock,
That I think she wet herself had a point. These things are important you know.

I have to get a hair cut today. I'm not terribly happy about this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Do you still have long hAir?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah,
Like a tramp.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

a ginger tramp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

We know you are but what about windy pig?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

shut up randy cream

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah, me too.
Xmas haircuts are teh wurst.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I also am off for a haircut today
I might go for the full open razor jobbie too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I am hoping the one near the office is open.
You get a neck and arm massage too for £25 the lot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I am always slightly terrified when they do the ear fire thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Hahahaha. And the razor up the nose.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I think thats so they KNOW you will pay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I'm having mine done as Ladypigs mum is getting married for the 3rd time,
And apparently I'll "ruin the photos"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

can't you just point out that she's clearly only going to have them up for a short time anyway, given her track record...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

A previous boss of mine had very grey hair. His mother made him dye it for his wedding, so he didn't 'ruin' the photos.
Pathetic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)

ah hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Nigel Farage looks like a man who doesn't like foreigners very much
Take THAT Farage, cutting satire
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

In was watching the Andrew Marr Show when she said it.
I thought it was quite funny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I've never seen an Andrew Marr Show and I can't be getting into it this late into my life

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

politics innit.
It's dull but I was VERY hungover.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

yeah and not texting me back
neglectful arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I snapchatted you a picture of my arse but you never replied
neglectful arse
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)

i thought it was your face
must have been all the curly black hair :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)

It's like sitting on a warm cushion all day long

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Lost phone.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

ah!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)