Evening prick thread.
Bigotry. We all fly the flag proudly on here (in jest of course), but when was the last time you had it directed towards yourself? Have you felt a wave of oppression towards you lately?
Tell us of your big nosed, midget, fat-faced woes.

or not. I don't care.

Alt. What you having for tea/dinner/whatever you call it? You fat cunts.
I'm cooking a Chicken Kashmiri.

altalt. Evening plans?

Shit off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:12, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS HOMO.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Rude.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:32, Reply)

ITS RUDE OF YOU TO ENQUIRE OF MY PERSONAL LIFE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:42, Reply)

As a white middle-class male aged between 25-50 I find that I am constantly being discriminated against.
It's awful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Yeah! Where's our "month"??

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:29, Reply)

Who gets a whole month?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)

LGBT, for one.

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Moaning queers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)

Yurt prick.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Tell it to the paedo from steps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

H FROM LOSTPROPHETS IS INNOCENT!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Definitely.
Geordie Jay can chant ' I'm here, I'm queer' to heart's content. What can us straights chant?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:32, Reply)

football chants, mainly.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Ugh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:36, Reply)

It's the last taboo really, when will people learn that the afulient white male has simply had enough?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I pity the afulient

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)

I pity the flatulent

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)

I pity the person next to the flatulent.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:09, Reply)

You don't understand how reflexive pronouns work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)

Coudn't give a fuck, mate.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

alt vegetables
all of them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Alt: top batter

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:18, Reply)

I feel oppressed by having to accept the homosexual menace in modern society.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Well it's been having a bit of an ironic time in this evening's thread, so there's some relief!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Yeah, hand relief, you benders can't leave it alone. Yours or anyone else's.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Evening everyone.
Did I get here in time or has the best part of this thread already gone?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:46, Reply)

Best part?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:54, Reply)

You know, the part with the crackin banter
Like we always have on here.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)

You just posted it ed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)

I think I upset the bearpookie guy, he seems to have certain posters he really has it in for.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)

He's just a troll. Occasionally very funny, and he's a clever chap, but fucking tedious recently.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:10, Reply)

It's not really his fault, there's only like three people left to try to get a rise out of

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)

He's lost the plot
Perhaps things aren't too good for him right now :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:15, Reply)

I know, it's the same reason that the lols are scarce for the rest of us, when there aren't the numbers to engage in TOP BANTER
But he's still exceptionally boring of late. I stand by that, I really do.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:15, Reply)

I blame Monty for leaving 4eva
And Nakers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)

Yep. I mean you and me really are top interneters, but it's unfair that the rest of these clowns expect us to carry the place day in day out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:18, Reply)

It's lazy is what it is
Some days I feel we give our all and for what?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:21, Reply)

for my eternal scorn and derision

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)

Congratulations on the successful removal of your head from Rory's arsehole.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:24, Reply)

hey, I bully gayson anyway
Nothing to do with Rory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Sure, totes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)

yer troo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I think we should stop trying, just so these ungrateful bastards realise how good they've got it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:23, Reply)

how long did you lurk for?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Long enough to see you cunts needed my help

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)

damning with faint praise, here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)

You know you've hit rock bottom if you're relying on frog to pull you up
No offence swipe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Get fucked shit head
I was lying when I included you in being one of the good ones. You're the biggest prick here, but have the smallest.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Yes, you have upset me. I thought we were pals :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I thought there was more to us than just 'pals' :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Wotcher Froglet

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)

How do you do?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)

alright edjogs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Alright Plum.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)

alright edjogs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)

There's a best part?
Apart from Rory wanking himself off and dozer licking up the cum, that is....

SHERLOCK!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:05, Reply)

I liked all the bits I was in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:07, Reply)

You KNOW they were both picturing you at the vinegars

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Totes
I have a very appealing cum face
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Alright Gillian, no need to get personal, is there?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Mainly repeats then?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Terrible bullying in this thread.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Shut up Jason, I'm watching Sherlock now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Poor you.
Back to Twin Peaks for me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)

the spirit of Bob possessed Laura's father and it was him wot killed her

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:50, Reply)

i just watched it
it was like watching a end of season clip show for a series you missed, complete with gushy sentimental bits.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:00, Reply)

Not convinced so far

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:02, Reply)

new year one was good as were the previous series'
this one has some good bits, but kinda jammed between wedding shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:04, Reply)

It's bollocks so far. No deaths and lots of bentness.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:18, Reply)

any tit in it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)

None. Not even a cheeky cleavage thus far.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)

explosions?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)

None. Someone said 'dickhead' which was alright I suppose

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)

nah I'm not gonna bother with it then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Cavy summed it up with surprising accuracy given she's a woman and thus not prone to practical and fair explanations reliant on fact rather than emotions

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)

I didn't read her post on that basis
You reckon it's worth me bothering to scroll back up to read it now?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)

Nah, it's about ten replies upwards, it's asking a bit much really

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Shove off Jase, I think I'm in with frog here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

You thought the same of swipey earlier, is your thick wife not putting out?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:48, Reply)

She is. Trust me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Hey I dun a sex on her the other day and it weren't even my birthday or anything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:11, Reply)

So did I. So did Jeff.
So did Jason.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)

yer had to shit in her cunt first tho

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Har har gayz r well weird innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Lot of gay here tonight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Out of hours work in the aids clinic tonight?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:20, Reply)

course it's just got even sexier now I know I was stirring your porridge

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Pizza and chips. Missus and kid away for the week, So I can scratch my arse and chill out.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:19, Reply)

+ wank like a chimp.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)

One of the best things about being married with kids is when they fuck off for a bit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I love them dearly and am counting the minutes till they return

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:38, Reply)

yeah that's what I mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)

She uses Links mainly.She thinks OT amd /talk are full of childish cocks . That's why I'm here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Woah there's birds on /links??

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Phwoar get in there!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Well there's one.
Any real minge on OT?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Pfft

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Battered is a cunt, does that count?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)

I hope so

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)

I've been stepped by mumsnet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Congratulations. Should look good on the cv.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:37, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Mods are probably blobbing or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Do you post much there?
What's this place like for stepping?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)

Hardly ever post there.
This place? Variable. Depends on who is modding the site and who is blubbing.

I've been stepped a few times, not for a while though. Real names aren't too popular, neither (as I found afterwards) is a accusing another person of murdering their recently dead girlfriend.

Basically; post what you like.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)

No one ever got stepped for anything posted on /ot though did they

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Yes. I have. So has Rory, so has Al I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Oh yeah, I forgot about your poll
That was on the rare occasion that there was a real mod here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)

I've only been kicked off a forum once.
For commenting on Americans dying.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:05, Reply)

I am permabanned from a couple of religious forums :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:07, Reply)

I was banned from the Talksport forums for making a joke about drink drivers in a thread promoting alan Brazil's latest book.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)

Turns out Christians don't like being asked about masturbation constantly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)

I can't find a BNP or EDL one I'm still allowed on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)

I've managed the feat of being banned from pretty much every BNP/EDL one AND Hope Not Hate's FB pages.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)

Good effort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)

I didn't even have to do comedy racist trolling either.
I merely queried wether mentioning that an unmarried UKIP chappy having sex with a woman wasn't really that relevant to any of their work and the admin was a prick for trying to defend the story.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)

Cliques will be cliques...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

I've never looked at edl ones, bet they are choc full of retards.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)

There's a fair few well-intentioned-but-very-very-dim posters on HNH who can be easily wound up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

Nick Lowles, who runs hnh is well intentioned but a media whore

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)

However it could be said that is part of his brief.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)

chompy got stepped for posting pictures

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Best, most ironic stepping ever.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:13, Reply)

it was pretty lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:21, Reply)