I like how swipe thinks there is a healthy option from Dominoes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:11, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Double blank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You Called?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

You're a funny guy :)
Mr Pesci.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?
No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?! Tell me, tell me what's funny!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)

There is.
1.5 litres of diet coke. No, that's all thanks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

you joke
but I've been known to order a few bottles of nothing but diet coke when I've been seriously hungover before.

and my nearest dominos is about 4 mins away on foot.

they were somewhat disbelieving, but it was a medical emergency.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

healthIER
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Waste of time, the e-cigs will see him off within a couple of years anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

When its discovered that Ecigs
give you bollock and bum cancer, and the only way to survive it would be to smoke properly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

e-cigs will turn out to be lethal
just wait
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Diet Coke gives you bowel cancer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

pffffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

See releasing gas
at inappropriate times is the first sign... I recommend a thorough anal examination, I am sure Frog will help
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I have a finger and a speculum he can borrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Some of my more base medical friends
refer to speculums as "flapjacks"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

cracking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Medicos are pretty low thinking individuals, yes.
Med school, faced with naked corpses? You would NEVER leave your body for research if you could see what happens to it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

During my Fud I used to hang around with the junior docs on rotation at UCL A&E a lot.
Especially in the med students bar. Not in any way located because on-call buzzers miraculously didn't work in the bar.

bunch of workshy alcoholics/bunch of poor bastards driven to insanity and alcohol by 100-hour weeks treating the fucktardedness that is basic humanity*

*delete as applicable depending on whether you read the Mail
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bit of both really. I think hours have got better now though. I hope they have.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I don't really get how anyone can be against some kind of NHS
I mean, if you don't like it, don't use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)