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 	what's the worst thing you've every done (yeah, ym) and how have you justified it to yourself you little shitbag?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:56,
	
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	 Pfft. As if I'd share that here...
	Pfft. As if I'd share that here...
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:58,
	
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	 make some shit up instead
	make some shit up instead
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:59,
	
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	 This man has some dark secrets
	This man has some dark secrets
 	Why do you suppose he drinks so much?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:29,
	
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	 Killed that kid they're still looking for.
	Killed that kid they're still looking for.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:08,
	
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	 Flew two planes into the world trade centre
	Flew two planes into the world trade centre
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:09,
	
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	 Opened auschwitz by cutting the ribbon with a giant pair of comedy scissors
	Opened auschwitz by cutting the ribbon with a giant pair of comedy scissors
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:11,
	
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	 Tripped up Christopher reeves horse
	Tripped up Christopher reeves horse
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:12,
	
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	 Pressed some buttons marked 'do not touch' at Chernobyl AND Fukushima
	Pressed some buttons marked 'do not touch' at Chernobyl AND Fukushima  
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:14,
	
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	 Turned off that helicopter in Scotland
	Turned off that helicopter in Scotland 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
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	 Ate Angelina Jolie's severed breasts
	Ate Angelina Jolie's severed breasts
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:22,
	
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	 Met some people from 'comedy' website b3ta
	Met some people from 'comedy' website b3ta
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:23,
	
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	 Sold Gavrilo Princip an FN model 1910 pistol
	Sold Gavrilo Princip an FN model 1910 pistol
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:26,
	
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	 Poked Jordan's fat black kids eyes out
	Poked Jordan's fat black kids eyes out 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:26,
	
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	 Devised and sold the format for all reality tv shows ever
	Devised and sold the format for all reality tv shows ever 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:28,
	
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	 How could you?
	How could you?
 	That's horrible
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:29,
	
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	 YOURE NEXT
	YOURE NEXT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:30,
	
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	 Lol jk
	Lol jk
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:30,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:31,
	
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	 Double psyche! I'd totes buy you an organic lager
	Double psyche! I'd totes buy you an organic lager
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:32,
	
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	 I'll come down for the housewarming party when you move into swipe's half flat
	I'll come down for the housewarming party when you move into swipe's half flat
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:35,
	
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	 Cool! Keep your weekends free in 2024!
	Cool! Keep your weekends free in 2024!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:37,
	
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	 Please don't breed with her. Humanity doesn't deserve that.
	Please don't breed with her. Humanity doesn't deserve that. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:38,
	
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	 I'm not breeding with anyone. Plus, you know, ginger kids..........
	I'm not breeding with anyone. Plus, you know, ginger kids..........
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:40,
	
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	 Thankfully, micro isn't ginger, despite her mother being a ranga.
	Thankfully, micro isn't ginger, despite her mother being a ranga. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 It's not a chance I am willing to take.
	It's not a chance I am willing to take.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 Very wise.
	Very wise. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:43,
	
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	 ginger genes are recessive
	ginger genes are recessive
 	So a 1 in 4 chance if one parent is ginger.
Or sutin.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:27,
	
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	 All of my side have dark brown hair, before it goes grey.
	All of my side have dark brown hair, before it goes grey.
 	Micro is dark blonde/ light brown according to her mother. Whilst I don't like the term 'mousy' that would be a more accurate description.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:09,
	
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	 as opposed to an inorganic lager made from sand and grit
	as opposed to an inorganic lager made from sand and grit
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 Exactly.
	Exactly.
 	I meant to say 'vegan', but I'm a stupid fucking twat.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 ^ tggi
	^ tggi
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:05,
	
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	 Can't wait!
	Can't wait!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:31,
	
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	 something I've never done
	something I've never done
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:26,
	
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	 Sad times for Dozo the clown :(
	Sad times for Dozo the clown :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:28,
	
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	 I'm due to go boozing with Pookie for a second time soon.
	I'm due to go boozing with Pookie for a second time soon.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:29,
	
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	 Is he dead? He hasn't been on here for a while
	Is he dead? He hasn't been on here for a while
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 dunno
	dunno
 	I'm expecting a gaz.
Before that I have my digital marketing guru mate coming to visit. Ent seen the cunt in years. He's been 'in digital' since the 90s and earns more than Battered and Swipe combined. We're going boozing in York.
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	 Nice.
	Nice.
 	I have to work tomorrow morning, then I'm lazing about before having a few beers with pals. I'm painting my bathroom on Sunday. Paaaarty on eh?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:47,
	
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	 yer I need to paint mine.
	yer I need to paint mine.
 	Got the bathroom done 4 years ago, needs sprucing up innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 Just the gloss needs re-doing, couple of hours job. I never get the time at the moment.
	Just the gloss needs re-doing, couple of hours job. I never get the time at the moment. 
 	Gonna spend some money on the house soon, hopefully, with a view to letting it and moving closer to work.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 I'm shit at stuff like that
	I'm shit at stuff like that
 	Rather pay someone to come in and do it properly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:03,
	
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	 Egg shell is easier than gloss. Looks better too.
	Egg shell is easier than gloss. Looks better too. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:07,
	
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	 Vinyl silk is easier to apply and lasts longer
	Vinyl silk is easier to apply and lasts longer
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:11,
	
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	 Doesn't look as good IMO.
	Doesn't look as good IMO. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:15,
	
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	 Eggshell has a weird shine, I prefer either proper thick gloss, or silk as you can still see the wood grain.
	Eggshell has a weird shine, I prefer either proper thick gloss, or silk as you can still see the wood grain.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:17,
	
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	 ^CSB
	^CSB
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:18,
	
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	 PAINT CHAT.
	PAINT CHAT. 
 	Love it.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:22,
	
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	 Next weeks question for our week sorted.
	Next weeks question for our week sorted. 
 	I'm off, have a good weekend.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:26,
	
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	 This one wins.
	This one wins. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
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	 Drove a white Uno in France
	Drove a white Uno in France
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:22,
	
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	 Got married.
	Got married. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
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	 Lol
	Lol
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:19,
	
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	 Gave your dad AIDS.
	Gave your dad AIDS.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:26,
	
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	 Well, you wouldn't want to keep it.
	Well, you wouldn't want to keep it.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 Of course, my real answer is 'The Incident in 1999', but as you know, I don't talk about that.
	Of course, my real answer is 'The Incident in 1999', but as you know, I don't talk about that.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:50,
	
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	 The turd I've just expelled is towards the top of the list.
	The turd I've just expelled is towards the top of the list. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:25,
	
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	 We all told you not to invite Dozer round for dinner.
	We all told you not to invite Dozer round for dinner.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:38,
	
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	 I have done many, many terrible things.
	I have done many, many terrible things.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:25,
	
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	 Mostly to children
	Mostly to children 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:28,
	
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	 ^ cyber bully^
	^ cyber bully^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:29,
	
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	 se'sly, I've done stuff even I'm deeply ashamed of and I have next to no conscience.
	se'sly, I've done stuff even I'm deeply ashamed of and I have next to no conscience.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:30,
	
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	 haven't we all?
	haven't we all?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:33,
	
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	 dunno mate
	dunno mate
 	What's the worst thing you've ever done?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:36,
	
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	 Once I bought a burger and paid with a tenner, but got change for a twenty and kept it without being honest and handing it back, like I would now.
	Once I bought a burger and paid with a tenner, but got change for a twenty and kept it without being honest and handing it back, like I would now.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:37,
	
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	 I once extorted a meatza from a tubbo under the pretence of some hot hot sex
	I once extorted a meatza from a tubbo under the pretence of some hot hot sex
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:40,
	
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	 Well...
	Well...
 	Apparently my drinks bought to drinks received ratio has dropped below 1. I shall surrender myself to the authorities forthwith.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 2:23,
	
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