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	So what gift has Swipe bought Frog then?
 	I'm guessing a strap-on.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:46,
	
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	Pizza holder with integrated drip tray?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:49,
	
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	I hope it's an 'I'm with stupid' T-Shirt
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:49,
	
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	Or it could be a signed copy of the book she forwarded to you earlier. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53,
	
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	FUCK THE PAIR OF YOU :((
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53,
	
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	That was brilliant!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:54,
	
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	*orders, learns, helps swipe with her condition*
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56,
	
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	TWO GIFTS
 	the joke one is a giant toblerone, so you're almost right, actually.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:51,
	
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	Ribbed for his pleasure, eh?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:52,
	
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	i only got one
 	but in hindsight, I should have taken advantage of the "3 for 2" offer.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53,
	
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	>:(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53,
	
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	one to eat, one to peg, what's the third for?
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55,
	
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	one each to eat silly 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55,
	
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	you're overthinking it
 	like all good relationship sharing techniques:
1 for him, 2 for me.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55,
	
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	Toast
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56,
	
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	All ladies have 3 potential orifices 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:57,
	
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	I'm pretty sure Frog only has two, though.
 	pretty sure.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58,
	
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	No, I have two bumholes.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58,
	
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	FFS don't tell Mono.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59,
	
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	he's only a parrot
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00,
	
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	not that Mono.
 	MONO.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01,
	
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	Ah froggy is a monotreme 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03,
	
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	2 ears
 	1 mouth
2 nostrils
1 arsehole
2 eye sockets
I thought you were a scientist!?
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59,
	
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	I make that 7.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59,
	
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	8 if you include the japs eye
 	I reckon I could at least get one of the nuts from the toblerone down there
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00,
	
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	wedge one in 
 	and he could fire it into your mouth from across the room
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01,
	
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	shove a nut down your japs eye and shit out a toblerone.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01,
	
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	I'm technically an engineer.
 	that's a reasonable degree of error for engineering.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00,
	
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	Snowblerone surely...
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:13,
	
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	Chlamydia
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:54,
	
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	Aww man, already got it.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:54,
	
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	gotta catch them all...
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55,
	
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	SYPHILLIS I CHOOSE YOU!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55,
	
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	Pokymom
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56,
	
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	Pokebum
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:57,
	
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	You could at least buy me a drink first, cheeky
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01,
	
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	Game On
 	the one they don't talk about at family gatherings
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02,
	
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	A nice bottle of aftershave.  
 	For his pubis.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58,
	
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	WHY ARE PEOPLE COUNTING MY ORIFI?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01,
	
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	To fuck you up with Swiss chocolate
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02,
	
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	I don't want a triangular anus :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03,
	
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	The Pretender's later work really got into the heart of the matter
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:05,
	
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	I'm pretty sure "I don't wanna triangular anus"
 	is part of the later work of Texas, not the Pretenders
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:07,
	
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	...I just need a hole
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:09,
	
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	shhh he doesnt like to talk about it
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:09,
	
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	my black eyed boy
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:12,
	
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	Because they are there.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02,
	
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	Has it come to that?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02,
	
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	Dunno. To see how many penii will fit maybe?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03,
	
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	The sum of penii will be an amount up to and including, but not exceeding, my orifi
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:04,
	
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	Nintendo's latest release was a niche offering
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:05,
	
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	I already have a accessory to wave about infront of the telly
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:05,
	
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	ha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:07,
	
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	you shouldnt refer to your missus in such 
 	derogatory terms.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:10,
	
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	what's going on here?
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:28,
	
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	Fuck, its the law
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:30,
	
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	you can't scarper that easily young man
 	having said that I'm not geting handcuffs out round here
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:34,
	
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	:o(
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42,
	
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	exactly
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:43,
	
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	Just counting my holes to put Toblerone in, innit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:31,
	
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	aren't they a bit...triangular?
 	or is that the fun?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:34,
	
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	I really REALLY don't know, will let everyone know tomorrow
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:35,
	
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	excellent
 	in related (not related) news, I have just seen the pictures of the new musketeers thing.  My god, so much hot manflesh.  I might need a toblerone
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:37,
	
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	You dirty dogtanian
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:38,
	
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	Yes.
 	The one who played Freddy in Skins would get it aaaaaaall owa,.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:39,
	
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	i don't know who that is
 	but I think I gotta start me some more stalking
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42,
	
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