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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So what gift has Swipe bought Frog then?
I'm guessing a strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:46, 84 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Pizza holder with integrated drip tray?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I hope it's an 'I'm with stupid' T-Shirt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Or it could be a signed copy of the book she forwarded to you earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
FUCK THE PAIR OF YOU :((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
That was brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
You can get it on Amazon!
www.amazon.co.uk/Someone-Obese-Understanding-Health-Issues/dp/1406223441/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1390233282&sr=8-1&keywords=I+know+someone+who+is+obese
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
*orders, learns, helps swipe with her condition*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
TWO GIFTS
the joke one is a giant toblerone, so you're almost right, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Ribbed for his pleasure, eh?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)
i only got one
but in hindsight, I should have taken advantage of the "3 for 2" offer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
one to eat, one to peg, what's the third for?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
one each to eat silly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
you're overthinking it
like all good relationship sharing techniques:

1 for him, 2 for me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Toast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
All ladies have 3 potential orifices

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Frog only has two, though.
pretty sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
No, I have two bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
FFS don't tell Mono.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
he's only a parrot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
not that Mono.
MONO.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Ah froggy is a monotreme

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
2 ears
1 mouth
2 nostrils
1 arsehole
2 eye sockets

I thought you were a scientist!?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I make that 7.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
8 if you include the japs eye
I reckon I could at least get one of the nuts from the toblerone down there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
wedge one in
and he could fire it into your mouth from across the room
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
shove a nut down your japs eye and shit out a toblerone.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I'm technically an engineer.
that's a reasonable degree of error for engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Snowblerone surely...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Chlamydia

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Aww man, already got it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
gotta catch them all...

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
SYPHILLIS I CHOOSE YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Pokymom

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Pokebum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
You could at least buy me a drink first, cheeky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Game On
the one they don't talk about at family gatherings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
A nice bottle of aftershave.
For his pubis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
WHY ARE PEOPLE COUNTING MY ORIFI?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
To fuck you up with Swiss chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I don't want a triangular anus :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
The Pretender's later work really got into the heart of the matter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I'm pretty sure "I don't wanna triangular anus"
is part of the later work of Texas, not the Pretenders
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
...I just need a hole

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)
shhh he doesnt like to talk about it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)
my black eyed boy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Because they are there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Has it come to that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Dunno. To see how many penii will fit maybe?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
The sum of penii will be an amount up to and including, but not exceeding, my orifi

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Nintendo's latest release was a niche offering

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I already have a accessory to wave about infront of the telly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
you shouldnt refer to your missus in such
derogatory terms.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)
what's going on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Fuck, its the law

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)
you can't scarper that easily young man

having said that I'm not geting handcuffs out round here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Just counting my holes to put Toblerone in, innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
aren't they a bit...triangular?
or is that the fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I really REALLY don't know, will let everyone know tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:35, Reply)
excellent
in related (not related) news, I have just seen the pictures of the new musketeers thing. My god, so much hot manflesh. I might need a toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:37, Reply)
You dirty dogtanian

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/bbcs-musketeers-adaptation-slammed-for-not-having-any-dog-characters-2014012082739
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Yes.
The one who played Freddy in Skins would get it aaaaaaall owa,.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)
i don't know who that is
but I think I gotta start me some more stalking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42, Reply)

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