Mistaken Identity
With Rory changing from me to Swipe and back again, tell us your tales of mistaken identity. Ever been confused for someone else?
I am always having people come up and ask for Gerard Butlers autograph.
It's embarrassing for both me and him.

Alt. Loads of paedo trials going on at the minute. Which fading celebrity had you up the wrong un and how was it?
Michaela Strachan once had me over some bins with a stuffed ferret.

AltAlt. Rate the last food place you ate in
I'm giving Oscar's cafe a 7/10 for panini loveliness.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:38, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was once mistaken for a fat Harry Potter.
good tiems.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

People get me and my boss mixed up because we are both average height men with rugged good looks
Sadly he's a decade older than me
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Maybe he moisturises...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Maybe I do :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bender.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Homophobe

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)

homophone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)

that would have been funnier under rory's post really

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)

you better had do
that clarins for men "stocking filler" cost me a fucking fortune.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:05, Reply)

I heard he uses it as lube whilst cracking one out over motorway cops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:27, Reply)

UK Border Force, especially when they find some 'clandestines' in the back of a lorry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

no
he uses your mum's spunk for that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Jeez, I want to go home.
Nice bit of spag bol I reckon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Think I'm doing a Goan Masala tonight.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)

famous people don't look like me
so I have to be famous by myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:44, Reply)

imfamous

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Alt: Bernard Cribben. A thoughtful & considerate child molester.
AltAlt: my kitchen. 9/10.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Alt ah man that would be the final nail in my childhood presenters coffin
Right said Fred gonna take your pants off these here pants are gonna have to go,,,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Rory has many accounts.

think it makes his winky go hard.
Edit, just looking at bikes. Going to take the test this year.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:13, Reply)

How many did you eat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:25, Reply)

i would like a panini right now
I've only had a cup-a-soup and a square of milka chocolate today.

make it with melty feta and roasted red onions and mushrooms and drizzled with pesto and a couple of fresh chillis, pls thx k bai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:28, Reply)

I'd make you that sandwich
Then you can shove up your cunt end and shit out a Burlesconi
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

but i still get to eat the sandwich, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

I'm sure you'll find a way
Although I'm not sure anchovies will go with the other ingredients
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

IT SMELLS LIKE SUNSHINE AND PARMA VIOLETS, ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

So grim lavender and nuclear fusion
Punchy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

SEXY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Lavender is what old women smell of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

not when theyre dead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)

parma violets don't smell of lavender
they smell of Violets!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

By the time she queefs it out, into the air and down her waiting open hippo gob it'll be like a seafood flatbread

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Fruit de la mer a la vagine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

I have never been mistaken for anyone, I am unique
Altalt: eat, distinctly average
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)

^Fogle^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Bitch be trippin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Folgles gonna fogle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Bungle's gonna bongle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

i used to love their soups
but they stopped doing the really good one.

the spicy Moroccan vegetable one is nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Soup isn't food

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)

It's a drink isn't it Ben?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

It's a lier and a charlatan is what it is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

You get mistaken for Joey Deacon everyday on here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Well if Joey deacon is the best one here what does that say about you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I had an all day breakfast at some cafe in Glasgow the other day.
Came with chips and unlimited toast/ brew. 4.20, can't complain.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Yes you can
I suspect the sausage would be rank, the toast cheap white shit, the eggs from battery hens and the the ketchup also own brand

You make me sick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)