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Chuggers
Tories
Cockroaches
My ex wife
Margarine
Walnuts
Instant coffee
Nick Clegg
Gypsies
American tourists
People who use 'text speak'
My former in-laws
People who speak loudly on the train
Pious vegans
Mexican food
Whisky chat
Income tax
Any driver over 60
Cyclists
Jazz
Country & western
Cowboy films
Argos
Any Ford car made after 1988
The tiger who came to tea
The Inland Revenue
Overcooked meat
Cous cous
Scaffolders
Magicians at dinner parties
Pecan nuts
So-called 'SEO experts'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:43, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

couscous and pecan nuts are both excellent
you mouthwrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Cous Cous is horrid bitty grainy shite.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

See, it's a girly food that even mincers don't like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

It's a 'nothing' food, if anything it detracts from a meal, if that is possible

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

It's just dust. Dry, bland, dust.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Unlike the delecious, vitamin and mineral rich dust I usually enjoy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

delecious eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Yes, I totally 'gonzed' it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

It's the same stuff as pasta, I don't see the problem

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

It isn't nice like pasta, that's the main problem I have with it as a 'food'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I think it's the size people have an issue with.
Like a mouthful of cut up rice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

these people are idiots
frog is getting giant couscous for his tea on sunday now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I'm having pick'n'mix

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

i quite fancy that "12 years a slave" although i gather it's pretty horrifying

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Your fat face is wrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

You forgot "Fat cunts"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I'm with you on Wallnuts, I just don't get the fucking point of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

And _most_ "SEO Experts".
Especially the ones who bang on about meta tags, H1s and don't know what OpenGraph is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Fresh from a tree they are lovely.
Out of a packet from the supermarket they are shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I don't like that 'make you thursty' aspect of them.
Give me a pistasho or cashewnut any day of the week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

try them with a strong stilton
You can make a great stilton and walnut pie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)

HMRC
Not the Inland Revenue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Get fucked.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Shit off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Chuggers should be publicly burned.
and Cheggers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I'd donate money for that

(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

*sobs* it was a lovely tea, too

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Why Mexican food?
Cheese, chilli, sour cream? Whats not to like?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

There is a lot of wrong in Battered's list.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)

in with 's list
( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Instant coffee isn't coffee, it can't be, it tastes nothing like coffee. Its like saying banana flavoured foam sweats are bananas.

( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)