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Oh man I hope it's chips for tea!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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Alright fellow train wankerI just deleted a thread out of my utmost respect for you and the sheer weigh of effort you undertook in producing this masterpiece. Yeah, well. I'm having fish, so there.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:32,
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And you deleted my response you prick!Fish is for pricks.
I'm having roast chicken
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:34,
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Chicken is a shit roast you pleb! Have beef or lamb like a man!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:35,
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No, this week it's chicken, last week was porkThe bones will be chicken soup by tomorrow
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:39,
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also mrs ape hates lambI know I know, but I didn't know until after we were married and now it's too late
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:41,
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She's a mouth wrong and no mistakeAfterall shccihm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:43,
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Yer, working like no bodies businessSo what's your new job then?
Did they not care about your facial adornments?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:40,
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Compliance.More technical stuff, so regulatory reporting, file audits, branch audits, adviser T&C etc. UK travel, more money, more holidays, better pension etc etc.
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Wahey! Fingers crossed it'll started with 3 soon! (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:13,
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restricted advice firm rather than whole of marketIt ent SJP though, that would be a massive step down. They are shit, expensive and highly restricted. Cunts only go to them because of the shiny brochures.
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I have no idea what you are banging on about (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:05,
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You should move up North.It's always chips for tea.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:41,
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Nah, I've been to 'the north' it's shit and backwards and smells and rains and is shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:43,
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It really was. Once the fog cleared. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:54,
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Good morrow fine fetlers.Up North but mash tonight with carrots and broccoli and pork.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:46,
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Do you have someone to mash it all up for you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:48,
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I'm having YM. Or possibly some pasta.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:49,
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Not sure. I may make a risotto instead, one with pork, wild mushrooms and goats cheese. Indecisive, as I thought I would be spending the evening at Tiger Tiger so hadn't given it any thought until now & starting to feel too lazy to dig the pasta maker out of the cupboard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:53,
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I made mushroom risotto on Friday it were fucking bossSo so bad for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:56,
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A good risotto is a thing of great joy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:59,
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Yeah alright shit hat shit cunt shit head shit face shit life shit off the bear(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:01,
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For the purposes of the forum, yes. And well fat. And a slag.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:09,
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For the purpose of the forum it is absolute and undeniable fact(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:11,
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Are you channelling Dick Emery too now?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:11,
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I'm channel him up your arse till he's tickling your tonsils from below(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:12,
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I was gonna make a Donburi but now I can't be fucked and you've put fish'n'chips in my head, so i'm gonna get 'em to double fry the chips and knock me up a cod in motzameal.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:38,
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That sounds goodI haven't a clue what any of the above means but if it doesn't have peas I'll eat it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:41,
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I done a lifehack by asking the chippy to put the chips back in the fryer 'till they're "well done".Cod in Motzameal is something you can pick up from decent chippies or chippies in areas with jewish people... it's like a breadcrumb.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:43,
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Educate meWhat is the objection of Judaism to fish and chips?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:46,
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There isn't any, we pretty much invented it. Oh, also dice up a pickled onion and toss that around the chips.
Can't fucking stand soggy batter or enemic chips though, they can go do one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:48,
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Fair enoughWon't touch them myself - seen too many Channel 5 documentaries, like.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:56,
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Aslong as its electric, we're not a fan of gas.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:55,
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Hiya!I've been busy today, not too happy about that tbh.
There is a huge campaign for chips on the tellybox now. I blame that Jamie Oliver for their demise.
I myself will be cooking a beef rendang
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:42,
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